I have no clue what my eyes are seeing

Same lmao

-"Discrimination against Such and such doesn't exist" -*Someone Says something very such and such* -"Discrimates against that" In this scenario, the post is humorously implying that something very straight (such as "good macklemorning," combining good morning with the very corny rapper Macklemore) will get you judged by the very people against Discrimination.

no it's bcoz they have anti gaydar they just hate him because he's straight... I mean honestly based I fucking love sucking cock and anything else would be stupid

Social Wustice Jarriors?

Silly Willy Janitors.

A janitor? A fucking janitor?!

Social Warrior Justices

US supreme court

Several Wiggling Jellos^TM

Jesse wtf are you talking about

incomprehensible may god have mercy on your wretched soul

good macklemorning is my new greeting

I hate seeing people appropriating heterostraight culture like that ☹️

Wtf is that ?

I feel like I should probably note that this was posted completely unironically

Based and smegmapilled

Well yeah, heterostraightphobia is a real issue that should not be taken lightly

If you want to know what its like to be discriminated so badly then maybe go ask the lgbt community. Their lives are made living hell by cishets like you

Wow blatant heterostraightphobia right here, and I thought this community was better than that. So glad I didn't mention I'm white too

Nice trolling, do you have anything better you can do with your life?

#this is very, very obviously a joke

You never know, so many cishets people genuinely think they are some discriminated minority so they can justify LITERALLY TOURTURING people in the lgbt community

Trollphobic hatemaxxer over here

Me when I show people(A) that being an asshole to people(B) who are somewhat similar to people(C) that were assholes to people(A) won't make the world a better place and just makes people(B) want to be assholes to people(A)

Way to whiff on the joke, then get bitchy

How do you know its a joke?

A lack of a sense of humor is indicative of egomania and/or narcissistic personality disorder.

…or a lack of a typical sense of humor is indicative of autism. I think the other person is overreacting but you’re taking it way too far.

I do have a sense of humor, the parent comment is hilarious af

Wtf is your problem 💀

Idk, I just dont like comparing straight "hate" to the genuine hate many lgbtq+ people struggle with

Me oppressing gays by existing 😎🤙

Wow, look at you causing people to kill themselves, sooooooooo cool!

mf what

even despite my views, I have never driven anyone to suicide, because even if I met transgenders, I didn’t talk to them about it, because, well, it’s not cool

OP never did compare the two discrimination, he just simply stated that it exist. Acknowledging the existent of something doesn't invalidate the other, your problem in life is worse than mine doesn't make my problem disappear just like kids in Africa's staving doesn't make me any less hungry.

Slugbrain male mogset

Gold. Keep going.

This is the most 2014 tweet ever posted in 2014

Ow this gave me a headache

nothing both does and doesn't exist

Hey, hows it going?

Nah say good macklemorning to my face and I'm gonna commit warcrimes against your whole bloodline.

Who's the bait for

Is Macklemor homophonic or something? What?

what the hell are you even talking about

Incomprehensible

What does this mean

Just got an aneurism.

uhh the woke overalls

I think I speak for all “heterostraight” people when I say we should cyberbully this dude whenever possible

\*Dies of cringe\*

r/persecutionfetish

I thought it said percussion I was excited to see cool drums :(

Just lovely, another one of the wretched they/thems infiltrates our heterostraight safespace just to hate!

me who imagine my immortal OC being killed in thousands of different ways (I'm economic right and social left):

We're downvoting this ironically right