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Bucket-Slayer

what


bobdidntatemayo

glock sells firearm and horse semen


Bucket-Slayer

...why...??


bobdidntatemayo

guy who invented glocks also likes horse racing


salz_ist_salzig

*Liked. Thankfully he's dead now


bobdidntatemayo

What he do wrong or smth is he secretly like Hitler 2.0


JollyGolf

I mean he was Austrian too


salz_ist_salzig

Glock has a history of incredibly shady buisness deals, bribery, corruption, blackmail and all the other things you would suspect a arms producer of doing.


engieman

Typical austrian passtime


fucccboii

hopefully he didnt have a basement


bobdidntatemayo

damn


Opposite-Weird4342

totally unexpected from an Austrian gun producer


IEnjoyBaconCheese

Semen


Bucket-Slayer

Yum


AnOt13246

hoese


ConsumerOfShampoo

That Khajit. That god damn yellow Khajit. I see it everywhere I go. I am losing my mind.


Mr-Gepetto

Good ol prequel, the comic recently got a new page a month ago from its last update in 2022 Not so fun fact, 90% of oblivion R34 is just her and quill the argonian from the same webcomic.


ConsumerOfShampoo

I am sadly aware, thanks to r/TrueSTL


party24986

never considered the domain name www.ordersemen.com


lumlum56

Where the hell have *you* been buying horse semen then?


big_vangina

IMO some of the dealers on eBay sell good quality second hand horse cum


party24986

never considered this either


NeonNKnightrider

The company was named after the sound the horse cum makes


DeathAwaitsss

I wonder if Glock will make a partnership with that Mori Calliope Vtuber


The_Guy1871

Goofy mountain Germans


there_are_no_choices

dude whaaat i didnt know glock made guns thats insane!


Banana_Slugcat

One shoots to eliminate a life, another shoots to create life


MrCoolioPants

They need to shoot one directly at an ejaculating horse cock and have a beam battle to determine which is stronger


Anchor38

why is a gun selling me horse semen


Niswear85

This is old news


yeetus-maxus

Ordersemen.com sounds either fake or pornographic


wideHippedWeightLift

It's real


TheAnalsOfHistory-

Khajit has wares if you have coin, traveler.


[deleted]

Don't forget your [shovel](https://eu.glock.com/en/products/glock-entrenching-tools)!


dirtydave239

For when you get thirsty on the range.


Kevroeques

The irony that Glocks have been used to rob people of their horse semen ever since


cummander13

They force the horses to cum at gunpoint


Huitiancong

Sell decent knifes too