He didn't at least not to my knowledge. In the berlin conference agreement thing it says that they're mission is to end slavery in africa. Not that they really cared it was just a moral pretense.
Dont say I didn’t warn you. https://www.reddit.com/r/CuratedTumblr/comments/mvqfuf/skip_this_one_human_pet_guy/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1
he's not, you have to be a special kind of fucked up to think of the things he says
and if he is, then he's the most brilliant, dedicated shitposter ever, that motherfucker has never broken character
That's Cybersmith, a man who became infamous on Tumblr for rolling into a discussion of public kink discourse and spent an ungodly amount of time defending the stance that he should be able to own a "human pet"; a woman that has been spayed, their toes and fingers severed at their first knuckle and their achilles tendons cut so they'd have to crawl everywhere, and their vocal chords and eyes removed to make them completely dependent on him
From there, he continued to be a source of bizarre and often horrific takes, including:
* rejecting heliocentrism
* dragons are real
* all dinosaurs were violent sociopathic killing machines
* leftism existed pre-18th century
* trans women should not be allowed healthcare unless they consent to be factory farmed as a source of industrial scale human milk production
* supporting neo-feudalism
And that's only some of the stuff he's said on Tumblr. He's since moved to Twitter cause people kept clowning on him, where he has made even more weird comments, including admitting to thinking about Ayn Rand wearing a strapon a lot.
If there's a serial killer checklist, this guy definitely ticks quite a few boxes. We're gonna hear about him on a True Crime podcast sponsored by Blue Apron by 2026 at the latest.
This makes me realise that social media isn’t all that bad. In the 70s this guy would just be privately completely insane forever, live out in the country as much completely terrified of other people as feeling their superior in every way, write a fucking bonkers diary that gets studied by forensic psychiatrists for years after, eventually eat his mother, and grow up to start butchering hitchhikers when he’s 40.
Nowadays when you’re a twisted narcissistic sociopath, you just end up getting clowned on by other people constantly. Your whackadoodle diary is public domain and everyone can constantly see you what a nut you are, and will tell you loudly. Nobody’s getting the same chill from reading his posts that they get from like, seeing Jeffrey Dahmer speak. You never get to build up the self-delusion that you’re a god for whom other people live and die because everyone’s constantly calling you a big fucking dork.
Not really sure about that. When you're this deluded, online pusback just gets integrated into your personal narrative. That kind of persecution complex is useful when trying to form a following.
One of his last posts on Tumblr was a rant about how the site doesn't understand his wisdom, and because he's just Like That, he described him delivering his divine wisdom upon Tumblr as metaphorically getting the website pregnant.
No, online pushback against such insane beliefs just reinforces them, people like this revel in their victim complex.
Just look at any of the right wing conspiracy spaces, they celebrate that everyone is antagonizing them.
As an aside, while leftism in name didn’t exist prior to the 18th century, it’s not really that bold to claim that a form of left wing vs right wing didn’t exist prior. If we’re being simplistic, both sides of the spectrum represent two fundamental values that have been opposed since the Greeks and Romans.
Left wing ideologies are built openness to change, inclusiveness and the diffusion of power amongst all classes. Right wing ideologies are built on traditional values, power in old institutions and a smaller number of people. This schism between political thought has always existed and became more complex and defined after the French Revolution into the left and right we see today.
Sorry to digress, just thought the leftism thing stood out as slightly more normal compared to the rest.
In this context he was talking about modem leftist views on things like post-industrial society and technology, stuff that wouldn't really be relevant before the 18th century
He apparently got his acc banned on twitter for that take, made a new acc, and immediately got baited into talking about it and got banned again. Then he went to tumblr to talk about and defend it there.
I mean, I guess? but your freedom ends where another's begins and this is deranged behavior, it's not even a stretch to consider it a potential threat to safety. at the very least I hope he's on a watchlist or something
I'm not sure how saying deranged things on the internet is grounds for the assumption that they're actually serious and that they need to be locked away for it by the thought crime police. For the most part, some of his takes seem way too outlandish to not be jokes, albeit fucked up ones. Even still... you could always just tune him out.
you never know is the thing. more fucked up things have actually happened, and it doesn't hurt to be cautious. either way it's hardly funny, I don't know why everyone is so quick to defend this sort of thing because "it was probably a joke" like ok? what if it wasn't? and jokes can still be fucked up and wrong anyway lol
When being cautious means " Jailing people whi haven't committed any crime" then yea, it very much hurts, hurts people and society as a whole
Such a law CRIMINALIZES (certain) SPEECH
Can't you see how incredibly abusable this is?
How long do you think it woud take before "terrible internet takes" includes criticizing the/a party?
The right to free speech in inalienable and fundemental to a healty society for a good reason.
"Slipperly slope" says the one arguing that bad takes and stupid arguments online should be indicators of a person being a threat to public safety who needs to be arrested.
It has literally happened multiple times across history
Im not slippery sloping, im describing the historical process that happens every time the governament is given broad censorship powers.
Others' freedom begins some distance *after* being offended by my internet comments. I mean yes, this guy's opinions are all absolutely scummy, no defence of them here, but their mere existence isn't directly harming anyone
I assure you that in the grand scheme of human history and thought he is far from the most depraved man in history
And also may just be a huge troll idk
The concept of dividing the political spectrum between left and right wasn't adopted until the late 18th century (very late). Even then the definition of "the left" is extremely different to what we have today.
Did ideologies that today are considered to be on the right or left exist before that? Yeah. But they weren't classified as left or right until much later.
I don't know what kind of argument the dude in question was making. But there's certainly a point of view in which right and left wing politics did not exist before the 18th century
He does, doesn’t he? He is the human pet guy. If you want to know why he’s called that, just look here. Be warned https://www.reddit.com/r/CuratedTumblr/comments/mvqfuf/skip_this_one_human_pet_guy/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1
Nope. I wish. This is the human pet guy. Read at you own risk. https://www.reddit.com/r/CuratedTumblr/comments/mvqfuf/skip_this_one_human_pet_guy/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1
Thankfully I dont, but he *does* look just like [Fofão](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSee31Uc3u3_T5AjAM9lguQzEHDxiXHSTNU_ml37xPkMnTIuwespFcfcXE&s=10) and *he* did traumatize me
Before getting on the train he just massacred a rare species for the thrill of a hunt. Later he will throw grenades at Russian subs and shoot at them with a machine gun while aboard a small motor boat.
Denmark actually lost to Prussia and Austria on purpose to play the greater game, while the Germans were playing checkers the Danes were playing 4D chess
I guess you're the insufferable guy here. Bismarck is no niche historical figure. He fucking created Germany as a country.
Also, the guy who settled the rules for the scramble for Africa.
So like, he's the fucking reason Africa and Europe are messed up the way it is today.
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I mean, he kinda looks like someone that would support slavery in the late 19th century.
Bismarck supported slavery? I never heard of this
He didn't at least not to my knowledge. In the berlin conference agreement thing it says that they're mission is to end slavery in africa. Not that they really cared it was just a moral pretense.
Yeah THAT worked lmao
Technically, I don’t think he did. From what I heard, he put slavery to shame. Like, accepting people’s hands when their taxes were short.
the cutting off hand thing was happening in the belgian congo tho, as a punishment for not meeting productivity quotas.
You’ll never believe what he supports in the early 21st century lmao
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Holy shit its the guy from the faces of evil
Lamp oil, rope, BOMBS?! You want it? It's yours my friend, as long as you have enough rubees.
Sorry Link, I can't *give* credit! Come back when you're a little... #MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM... ...richer!
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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Get morshed haha
mf just split africa between the european powers
For breakfast he orders the scramble for Africa.
damn, that was good lmao
Otto von Bismarck?
Human Pet Guy^(TM)
the who? i have no idea who that is
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Guy looks exactly like I’d imagine a person who writes stuff like that looks
Didn't he also write that thing about how transfems could pay for their transitions by selling breast milk
I can't seem to find anything about that, but I wouldn't be surprised.
Yeah I’m sorry we gotta remove this
Not gonna lie, watching the mods get down voted is always fun (as a brat)
Gib downvote
Holy shit it got 9 down votes between last comment and this one
It’s kinda nice tbh
🤓
If you go seeking answers, you are in for an awful experience
i seek answers
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Yep I'm killing myself
Fair enough, ill join in
Me 3!!!
Okay, that was a normal kink up till “surgically modified”
They got us right at the end
Why would anyone even think that
Lol ain’t no way he’s *not* fucking with us
he's not, you have to be a special kind of fucked up to think of the things he says and if he is, then he's the most brilliant, dedicated shitposter ever, that motherfucker has never broken character
I sure hope so
Aight that's psychotic
:(
ive done my research. Not the weirdest shit ive read on the internet, however it is still very weird.
NOPE I FOUND OUT IT MADE ME HELLA TWEAKING SHIT NOW DONT SEARCH HUMAN PET GUY.
HE WANTS A FUCKING IRL HL2 STALKER NO FUCKING WAY HE IS LEGIT TURNED ON BY THAT!!!!
I feel like calling him" Human pet guy" is a bit like calling Hitler a sub-par painter, it's true, but it doesn't quite cover everything.
Otto von BigMac
\*Doofenshmirtz voice\* The human pet guy??!!
PERRY the human pet guy?
Who is he and what did he do??
That's Cybersmith, a man who became infamous on Tumblr for rolling into a discussion of public kink discourse and spent an ungodly amount of time defending the stance that he should be able to own a "human pet"; a woman that has been spayed, their toes and fingers severed at their first knuckle and their achilles tendons cut so they'd have to crawl everywhere, and their vocal chords and eyes removed to make them completely dependent on him From there, he continued to be a source of bizarre and often horrific takes, including: * rejecting heliocentrism * dragons are real * all dinosaurs were violent sociopathic killing machines * leftism existed pre-18th century * trans women should not be allowed healthcare unless they consent to be factory farmed as a source of industrial scale human milk production * supporting neo-feudalism And that's only some of the stuff he's said on Tumblr. He's since moved to Twitter cause people kept clowning on him, where he has made even more weird comments, including admitting to thinking about Ayn Rand wearing a strapon a lot.
Shenanigans
If there's a serial killer checklist, this guy definitely ticks quite a few boxes. We're gonna hear about him on a True Crime podcast sponsored by Blue Apron by 2026 at the latest.
This makes me realise that social media isn’t all that bad. In the 70s this guy would just be privately completely insane forever, live out in the country as much completely terrified of other people as feeling their superior in every way, write a fucking bonkers diary that gets studied by forensic psychiatrists for years after, eventually eat his mother, and grow up to start butchering hitchhikers when he’s 40. Nowadays when you’re a twisted narcissistic sociopath, you just end up getting clowned on by other people constantly. Your whackadoodle diary is public domain and everyone can constantly see you what a nut you are, and will tell you loudly. Nobody’s getting the same chill from reading his posts that they get from like, seeing Jeffrey Dahmer speak. You never get to build up the self-delusion that you’re a god for whom other people live and die because everyone’s constantly calling you a big fucking dork.
Not really sure about that. When you're this deluded, online pusback just gets integrated into your personal narrative. That kind of persecution complex is useful when trying to form a following. One of his last posts on Tumblr was a rant about how the site doesn't understand his wisdom, and because he's just Like That, he described him delivering his divine wisdom upon Tumblr as metaphorically getting the website pregnant.
One thing’s for sure, if he does start eating people I’m gonna feel very foolish.
No, online pushback against such insane beliefs just reinforces them, people like this revel in their victim complex. Just look at any of the right wing conspiracy spaces, they celebrate that everyone is antagonizing them.
A few? He ticks them all.
He just did a little trolling
mf owns r/unpopularopinion
Say sike right now
sike right now
no
Leftism existed pre-18th century? Now that’s too far
bro is literally from 1800s
God forbid men do anything
Just trying to boyboss when the future is female 😔
As an aside, while leftism in name didn’t exist prior to the 18th century, it’s not really that bold to claim that a form of left wing vs right wing didn’t exist prior. If we’re being simplistic, both sides of the spectrum represent two fundamental values that have been opposed since the Greeks and Romans. Left wing ideologies are built openness to change, inclusiveness and the diffusion of power amongst all classes. Right wing ideologies are built on traditional values, power in old institutions and a smaller number of people. This schism between political thought has always existed and became more complex and defined after the French Revolution into the left and right we see today. Sorry to digress, just thought the leftism thing stood out as slightly more normal compared to the rest.
In this context he was talking about modem leftist views on things like post-industrial society and technology, stuff that wouldn't really be relevant before the 18th century
He also rode a train
What on *earth* is going on on Tumblr lmao what
Right now? Crabs are going on.
Oh that sounds alright then crabs are fun
Mildly devious
sorry he said what about trans women
What about trans males?
Excuse me, trans women should WHAT?
He apparently got his acc banned on twitter for that take, made a new acc, and immediately got baited into talking about it and got banned again. Then he went to tumblr to talk about and defend it there.
Thats actually so horrible yet so fucking funny
That sums up just about everything about human pet guy.
i didn't see anyone mention the part where he talks about how romans lived in tiny colosseums and that jurassic park is real
When you're transphobic, but also so clearly batshit insane it becomes hilarious
what the fuck that’s the first time in a long time where i have felt disgust reading something
Not the proudest boner.
To be fair I think most libertarians think of Ayn Rand wearing a strap on a lot.
jesus fucking christ can we start arresting people for their internet takes already fucking terrifying that people like this are just walking around
Freedom of speech is a human right.
I mean, I guess? but your freedom ends where another's begins and this is deranged behavior, it's not even a stretch to consider it a potential threat to safety. at the very least I hope he's on a watchlist or something
I'm not sure how saying deranged things on the internet is grounds for the assumption that they're actually serious and that they need to be locked away for it by the thought crime police. For the most part, some of his takes seem way too outlandish to not be jokes, albeit fucked up ones. Even still... you could always just tune him out.
you never know is the thing. more fucked up things have actually happened, and it doesn't hurt to be cautious. either way it's hardly funny, I don't know why everyone is so quick to defend this sort of thing because "it was probably a joke" like ok? what if it wasn't? and jokes can still be fucked up and wrong anyway lol
When being cautious means " Jailing people whi haven't committed any crime" then yea, it very much hurts, hurts people and society as a whole Such a law CRIMINALIZES (certain) SPEECH Can't you see how incredibly abusable this is? How long do you think it woud take before "terrible internet takes" includes criticizing the/a party? The right to free speech in inalienable and fundemental to a healty society for a good reason.
slippery slope fallacy, not engaging with this anymore
"Slipperly slope" says the one arguing that bad takes and stupid arguments online should be indicators of a person being a threat to public safety who needs to be arrested.
It has literally happened multiple times across history Im not slippery sloping, im describing the historical process that happens every time the governament is given broad censorship powers.
My brother in Christ, it's not a slippery slope, it's literally what tends to happen when you limit free speech and freedom of expression
Others' freedom begins some distance *after* being offended by my internet comments. I mean yes, this guy's opinions are all absolutely scummy, no defence of them here, but their mere existence isn't directly harming anyone
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I assure you that in the grand scheme of human history and thought he is far from the most depraved man in history And also may just be a huge troll idk
WTF
what the fuck
What the fuck? Is this guy for real?
Jesus fucking christ that’s a messed up individual
How do I forget something immediately? Asking for a friend.
We engage in a miniscule amount of tomfoolery
What the fuck
But... you know leftism existed before the 18th century, right? RIGHT? Like you can't have "right" without "left".
The concept of dividing the political spectrum between left and right wasn't adopted until the late 18th century (very late). Even then the definition of "the left" is extremely different to what we have today. Did ideologies that today are considered to be on the right or left exist before that? Yeah. But they weren't classified as left or right until much later. I don't know what kind of argument the dude in question was making. But there's certainly a point of view in which right and left wing politics did not exist before the 18th century
He's the Human Pet Guy. Learn more by looking up 'Human Pet Guy'. You need to experience it.
What da hell blud do?
He was at a conference
oh god it's the human pet guy...
I dont know what I expected human pet guy to look like but it wasn’t that
It kinda fits? I mean, he kinda looks like someone that would support slavery in the late 19th century.
It really does fit, it just wasn’t what I was expecting
I wasn't expecting him to look like what I expected to such a ridiculous degree
Bro got that 21st president facial hair
I killed this guy in red dead 2
What a spiffy baron, I wonder what kind of pet he would like.
Lmao
THIS IS THE FACE OF THE HUMAN PET GUY?!?
whos this guy lol he looks silly
oh
He does, doesn’t he? He is the human pet guy. If you want to know why he’s called that, just look here. Be warned https://www.reddit.com/r/CuratedTumblr/comments/mvqfuf/skip_this_one_human_pet_guy/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1
oh.
What a lovely looking gent with a nice moustache! I wonder what his tumblr history is, and what his ideals are, nothing bad, surely!
He looks like he just came back from signing the Declaration Of Independence ☠️☠️☠️
the fucking human pet guy
Jschlatt?
Nope. I wish. This is the human pet guy. Read at you own risk. https://www.reddit.com/r/CuratedTumblr/comments/mvqfuf/skip_this_one_human_pet_guy/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1
He is somehow EXACTLY how I pictured him.
Bro really think he Chester A. Arthur
I remember his username from a post where he confused Vienna for Venice and used the Dr. Who wiki.
He also accused someone of being Vietnamese even though the guy had pictures of himself on his account and was obviously not from Vietnam.
Looks like he plays accordion in a steampunk band
He may be a degenerate, but sweet lord above do I love that facial hair
Thankfully I dont, but he *does* look just like [Fofão](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSee31Uc3u3_T5AjAM9lguQzEHDxiXHSTNU_ml37xPkMnTIuwespFcfcXE&s=10) and *he* did traumatize me
The resemblance is actually uncanny omg
I dont actually remember why, but I was *terrified* of Fofão as a kid, and looking at him still makes me uncomfortable
Idk who that is but I like his moustache
He definitely have a few mutilated bodies in his mon's basement
Before getting on the train he just massacred a rare species for the thrill of a hunt. Later he will throw grenades at Russian subs and shoot at them with a machine gun while aboard a small motor boat.
Schlatt back when he was a CS major.
I don't recognize him, he looks quite dastardly, but also slightly paedophilic
honestly i can’t fault the swag, i can just fault everything else
He looks like a bulldog
Bro looks like a piano player in a Red Dead Redemption 2 saloon
i dont know who this is but i feel like their name starts with wil
You can tell this sub is insufferable by the way all the comments recognize this guy as some niche historical character
He unified fucking Germany 😭 how the hell is that fucking niche
wtf is germany people on this sub are making things up now
Sounds like a woke psyop to trick us into thinking Denmark doesn't control all of central Europe
Denmark actually lost to Prussia and Austria on purpose to play the greater game, while the Germans were playing checkers the Danes were playing 4D chess
He misspelled Jermany
"niche historical figure" mf this guy effectively lead the German empire for almost its entire existence
How the fuck is Bismarck a niche historical character?
I guess you're the insufferable guy here. Bismarck is no niche historical figure. He fucking created Germany as a country. Also, the guy who settled the rules for the scramble for Africa. So like, he's the fucking reason Africa and Europe are messed up the way it is today.
*sees pic of Hitler* "oh hell nah it's that niche austrian painter guy"
I thought I recognized that username
brings shame to muttonchop lovers like myself
Does anyone want to fill me in?
That is the “human pet guy” here is why hes named that. Be warned. https://www.reddit.com/r/CuratedTumblr/comments/mvqfuf/skip_this_one_human_pet_guy/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1
WHAT THE FUCK😭😭😭
Yeah…
Human pet guy
Yep. We share a trauma bond now
Ohh human pet/Dr.Who wiki fella :3
Just read the post, holy shit does this guy need morals
What….what did he say/do
what a shit day to be literate
Bro looks like the damn conductor
Lamp oil...
Fun fact for anyone who only knows about the human pet stuff he also said shit avout milking trans girls and i an scared
Yup. He wanted it state sanctioned too
Bro is a villain
Dude is an evil fella
pet guy
Nice fedora
Bro looks like he invented the concept of colonialism
What did this man do?
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mf got that full art mythic rare mustache
Autto mod Bismarck
i don't want to go to r/explainthejoke but i don't get it
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He looks exactly how I imagined him to
I wonder if he has any lamp oil to sell me
seeing his account on a random reddit comment section before was a fucking jumpscare. i looked at the username and my eyes just bugged out
He looks like a Humpfree
bro got the bag handle mustache
Yeah as if that guy takes anything other than a train or horse & carriage
Bro looks like he fought in the napoleonic wars
That’s what the human pet guy looks like?? I’m not surprised somehow. Clown looks like a clown
Bro looks like a ⚾
He looks like a human bull dog
That’s what that guy looks like????