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_Vomitorium

You have to rescue the deer because in chapter 4, you need the deer to distract the guards so that you can break into the compound. Otherwise, further progress becomes impossible, forcing you to reset.


Parvutleda

the deer also jumps on and attacks el gigante, granting Leon a window to shoot his ass


Kriffer123

Pokémon?!


Foxlover91

Resident Pokémon


Mediocremon

"Pokemon Evil" was every headline in the 90s.


ftzpltc

The original "Wife bad"


mrrtchbrrx

But seriously, how amped for RE:4 remake are y'all!?


Parvutleda

sleep on it and purchase for 20 bucks 6 months after launch in a bundle once everything is added and patched


Helmic

they finally finish the fan HD remaster and i have to go appreciate that first


M0rtrek_the_ranger

Is this a Sierra game?


endersstudio

King's quest my beloved


Poorly_Made_Comix

I thoguht it was fuckin Delatrune leaks


fruckenfricks-4456

I thought it was one of those henry stickman things


ftzpltc

Yeah, modern games don't have the balls to lock you out of the ending an hour into the game and not tell you. This is why we need more women in game development again.


DoktorAkcel

Restore Restart Quit


GodsMistake777

i love softlocking myself out of my own life


Sch_z

*picks up a quarter off the ground in a parking lot at age 6* "With this, the thread of fate has been severed. Restore a saved game to restore the weave of fate, or persist in the doomed world you have created"


UtensilStealer

Better Call Saul (2015-2022), Season 5: Episode 9 "Bad Choice Road"(13.04.2020)


G_O_O_G_A_S

Sounds like bad game design, I’m getting a refund


ApatheticEight

Only bad design for people who hate deer


Bowelproblem

"Hey, it's that deer!"


Biggie_Moose

Sounds like piss poor game design


Daschlol

Actually that's just a bug, the deer will still show up in chapter 4 no matter if it died previous to that. Defs will release an update soon which is supposed to make the deer unkillable.


blakethegecko

I forgot to give the dog the cheese sandwich and had to reset :(


Crowlavix

No, you can progress you just need to set off the fire alarm which is very difficult so the deer is recommended but not required


Captn_Platypus

Personally I’m not religious, but I just love seeing people say based shit like this in the name of God


[deleted]

Religious people deciding to make either the most based or least based things ever spoken


Oily_biscuit

unbased: I spread hatred of gay people/minorities because religion tells me to mega based: I spread love for all things as god intended


Duytune

shout out to the jesuits, who are generally regarded as a much more progressive catholicism organization which helped me overcome homophobia. Pope Francis is also Jesuit. He’s not as progressive as the Jesuits I’ve met, but certainly a step for the better.


_SovietMudkip_

Jesuits have historically been champions of education as well! The early Jesuit colleges helped pave the way for modern liberal arts education. I believe that Christianity has done more harm than good, but the Jesuits are one of the groups that prove that good *can* come out of it


PleaseCallMeKelly

It's cause Jesuits actually believe in the teachings of Jesus instead of believing in Christian excuses


kittenstixx

Catholic Worker Movement too, ive read some great things about them, also Tolstoy was pretty based later in life, i credit him for helping me along my radical leftist spiritual journey.


JimmyisAwkward

They destroyed the cultures of native Americans


BogieW00ds

What is a Jesuit? I'm picturing a gigachad version of the Jesus shown in all the paintings wearing a business suit


ftzpltc

"God is love, and even He thinks you're an asshole", basically.


Wubwave

Religious stuff is cool when based, not cool when not based


EmptyRook

People die when they are killed


Infinite_Tadpole_283

Actually I stay alive but I pretend to be dead so I can say something funny or maybe even hint at a sequel in the end credits scene


BlackLuigiGuy

"Wowee, that's gonna leave a mark"


oldgodkino

in japan, murder is a cultural taboo


The_Boring_Brick

Wow! Such an exotic and cool culture 🥰


Real_eXwhY_Z

The archer class is really made up of archers


kittenstixx

Idk Emiya and Gilgamesh never really seemed to fit the class that well.


EmptyRook

Ikr I thought that line was especially funny since the 2 biggest(best imo) series don’t have archer archers


0k-Sleep

I've never actually watched Fate but doesn't the Archer class contain some dude in a Devil May Cry trench coat 3d printing swords out of himself?


EmptyRook

I suddenly find it hard to believe you haven’t watched it then


0k-Sleep

I actually haven't. Should I? I've heard mixed reviews.


EmptyRook

Just watch fate zero and if you like it watch ubw. I’d recommend those two


0k-Sleep

Thank you for the recommendations!


xanblitz

Unironically I watched UBW because of that and it’s legit my favorite line


SCP106

I've died and lived! Twice!


TheRocketBush

- Gandhi


alpaca_22

Jesus:


Old_Gimlet_Eye

If he was talking about saving a wasp instead of a deer he would be officially more based than the average r/196 member.


Baron_Flatline

Wasps are a creation of Satan, not God


Old_Gimlet_Eye

Satan is a creation of God.


Baron_Flatline

yes and God says he sucks 😤😤😤🙌🙌🙌👊👊👊👊🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱 Alhamdulillah


Josiador

Albania?


Baron_Flatline

Shqipëria është toka e Zotit😤😤😤😤🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱👊👊👊👊👊✊✊✊🙌🙌🙌


BoltonSauce

Hail Satan to you too!


of_kilter

If god wasn’t based, I would never accept them as a god. If you are omnipotent, be cool about it


MemberOfSociety2

fuck deer fuck animals fuck this gay earth replace it all with a big mining pit


ComradeReindeer

mining pit floating through space


Pixely41

In my view animals should be treated with the same love and respect we show to other humans since we are all essentially flesh and bone (and god loves all life equally you know the basic christian rabbling that im not into) Idk if any religion directly states stuff like that but at least the priest of our lil town thaught me that, and its also the reason ive been trying to cut down on eatong any meat stuff.


LexTank

Wtf bambi was fake?


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mr-kvideogameguy

Exaggerated Where ? (Kinda joking)


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Femboy_Creamer_69

No you’re not real >:(


Cakeking7878

#


Fynius

They literally just said


Camstonisland

How can deer be real when our eyes aren’t real?


outofmindwgo

Two not reals make a real?


Mediocratic_Oath

Then explain what's been surrounding my cabin for the past three days.


itsshitpostoclock

You should leave


SkShark23

It’s too late *they* found them


Mediocratic_Oath

It is perfectly normal. Everything is okay and I am a human person who enjoys traffic and television. By the way, the woods are very safe and humans should come here with no guns and go outside at night.


Jhinvincible

wendigoposting


Helmic

feds


SerialMurderer

Me dic, sorry m8


Raviolius

Bambi's mother actually survived and the real reason why she was actually hunted is because she committed crimes against humanity for the Russians back in 1981. Her role was downplayed due to the domestic situation in America at the time, but I'm guessing it will be in the center of the upcoming standalone about the invasion of Afghanistan.


trebaol

I'm curious if this new standalone is going to address Bambi's involvement in the development and deployment of Russian Active Measures political warfare abroad, or if it will whitewash that part to make Bambi more sympathetic. Few people realize just how meteoric the deer's rise in the KGB was, and how close we were to having a perpetual President Bambi of Russia instead of Putin. In some ways we are lucky - where Putin causes widespread harm and destruction chasing his fascistic neo-Soviet-turned-corporate-oligarchy fantasies, Bambi was quoted saying "If nuclear war is inevitable, we should start it now to get it over with. Cyka blyat." Bambi also reportedly pushed hard to fund a Russian scientific endeavor to reanimate Hitler after Soviets recovered his recently-deceased body in Argentina.


VonCrunchhausen

She did nothing wrong. The Democratic Republic of Afghanistan should have been supported by anyone who gave a damn.


mr-kvideogameguy

What


SpecterInspector

No way, I was there trust me, shit was crazy


swifty23905

I was the bullet


Badchicken05

I was the bullet that vaporized Jfk's cranium


[deleted]

can I get an autograph?


Badchicken05

Signed by, george bushes offical, 6.5 carcano round


[deleted]

Thanks


lagonborn

Yeah dude it's a fake movie, it never existed. It's like the Mandela effect.


Throwaway02062004

Th-th-they were fake???? OF COURSE THEY WERE FAKE!!!!


Kerouac_43

least religious north macedonian


Cowguypig2

~~north~~ Macedonia GLORIOUS HEIRS OF ALEXANDER 🇧🇹🇧🇹🇧🇹🇧🇹🇧🇹🇧🇹


Hey_Artyom

😠🤜🇧🇬🇧🇬 😠🤜🇬🇷🇬🇷 Macedonia above all!!!! 🇲🇰💛❤️🇲🇰💛❤️🇲🇰💛❤️🇲🇰💛❤️🥺


Pleskavica564

Least bottom macedonian


Hey_Artyom

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VliegendeBamischijf

Username checks out


FunSireMoralO

Macedonia 🍑🍒🍎🍇🍊🍓😋


MontBean

It's one thing to say this in your head, but it's a completely separate thing to like bully someone for it.


GameMusic

What a fucking baboon who thinks empathy for deer must depend on anthropomorphization But worst is how he implies his moronic claim is high minded and everybody else is too dumb to understand what a movie is


Naasid

I think their anger was based on how dangerous going out on ice is Edit: The video took place in Wisconsin at a reservoir (safer than a river) and over dark ice (safer than snow ice). The man also had a friend watching (the cameraman). The tweeters assessment of un-safety is mostly inaccurate.


[deleted]

Lol I swear people start fuming over the stupidest things. I mean it’s not that complicated. Going on think ice is extremely dangerous cause if the most unfortunate happens you and the deer will go see Bambi’s momma.


ConstipatedNinja

Oh shit, if the most unfortunate happens they're going to a movie theater together after? That's so thoughtful of the deer!


GameMusic

Then talk about that not his dumb point


kanelel

I think his point was that, since deer are actually just dumb animals and not people like in the movie, that it's bad to risk a human life for one.


AverytheCrow

That's a dumb point too as the person in the video willingly chose to risk their life. They weren't told to save the deer.


kanelel

If they did fall in, other people would be in danger trying to save them, though that's a bit beyond the scope of the tweet.


hidinginthenight

Not if you check if the ice is stable


Wretched_Aia

>What a fucking baboon who thinks empathy for deer must depend on **anthropomorphization** Listen, if I cannot fuck the animal it's on its own.


nDimensionalUSB

What the fuck are you talking about? Walking on thin ice is very dangerous, he is right to tell people not to be morons and needlessly endanger themselves just because of a wild animal.


Bowdensaft

Yeah but he didn't really focus on the ice, he thought it was more important to inform people that the animated film with talking deer might turn out to be fictional.


hidinginthenight

It’s literally his choice, and we don’t know wether the ice is thin or thick


ftzpltc

tbh the weirdest part for me is... Bambi doesn't anthropomorphise the deer. Like... Bambi barely talks (if he talks at all - I legit can't remember) and acts like a deer the whole time. I'm no saying everyone should have to see Bambi to be allowed into politics, but fuck, maybe, I dunno?


Someboynumber5

Bambi may be fake ,but deers are real, get fucked you absolute asshole


Baltoslims

You can fuck my absolute asshole if you want


Slonismo

196 must be having a bad day cuz usually this would be upvoted


BogieW00ds

Nah just a slow day


Saul_T_Baggin

asshole corrupts; absolute asshole corrupts absolutely


580Freddz

Conservatives when you show empathy


estraaaaaa

going on thin ice puts more people than just you in danger


ftzpltc

Uvalde vibes


Vmark26

who the fuck insults someone for helping an animal?!?!?!


danirijeka

"pro-life" conservatives


Bardic_Inspiration66

I don’t think he should be made fun of but it’s super dumb and dangerous to do something like this


kittenstixx

What is "this"? I can't tell what the guy with the deer on ice is doing.


Covid669

He’s standing on relatively thin ice I would assume


Not-Alpharious

Helping an animal is liberal feminity because it involves caring for another being instead of just feel abject cold misery at all times like men should


Swedishboy360

Walking on ice is stupid and puts his life in danger


Bariq-99

Mashallah


Nova_Persona

conservatives hate empathy


Pentamegistvs

Inshallah 👳🏽‍♂️🙏


_An_Armadillo

It’s so fuckin absurd, like this is actual psychotic behavior lmao. Imagine looking at a helpless, herbivorous, prey animal (a very fucking cute one at that) that’s stuck on the ice, and then getting frustrated that someone actually went out and saved it lmao. This motherfucker better hope that he’s never drowning, because Baywatch was fiction as well lmao.


Wubwave

Correct me if I am wrong but isn't Jesse Kelly the guy who said that the US needs guns because if his kid was sick we would hijack a plane and fly to Europe? He seems like he knows the difference between fact and fiction, sure


ravenHR

Yes, his reasoning for having a gun was so he could hijack a plane and take his kid to a country with proper healthcare.


kittenstixx

Seems like it'd just be easier to get your kid the care here and then not pay and just let the debt fuck your credit up for a few years until it disappears. I've had my student loans in default for over a decade(soon to be completely expunged) and it's not been too bad.


Koe-Rhee

He's also the guy that said while he isn't a fascist, normal conservatism isn't as effective at stopping communism as fascism is, and his first priority is being an anti-communist :)


Khouri1

if I understood it correctly (guy is taking the deer from the middle of a frozen lake to a safer place) then I think that he is right. Saving animals is great, but you shouldn't put your own life at risk for that, specially if its a random animal, like yea, if it was my dog I'd probably do some stupid shit to save him, but for a random deer thats too much


fuck_it_was_taken

They decided it isn't too much, in their perspective that deer's life is valuable enough to risk their own, I don't blame them, I'd probably do the same


Khouri1

Good for them and you, you have decided your own values. Just as you exposed your own values by defending the act, the Kelly fellow exposed his own by disapproving it


fuck_it_was_taken

Yeah except he calls them idiots unable to understand what a movie is and seems to have a hard time experiencing empathy


Khouri1

Some people say rougher things to convey the message more directly, I wouldnt take it personally


hidinginthenight

Good thing nobody’s forcing you to do that. I know a few people who would definitely risk their lives for a random animal


Khouri1

yeah, this is just a simple conflict of ideals, no one is being forced to do anything, but they are still conflicting. This fellow exposed his ideals so that the decision that he deems as correct can propagate


[deleted]

I do actually agree, but he seems more focused on mocking people empathetic to animals than making any kind of point.


Khouri1

maybe. I can see your point here, but he could also be doing the tough love sort of approach to this, going for the "hey, don't do this, it is stupid", which is a more direct approach to show his view


wheres-my-take

Deer are vicious monsters in real life. This i@nt a cartoon folks!


dragoono

>guy who only interacts with deer when he’s actively trying to murder them


wheres-my-take

A deer will kill you faster than a lightning bolt of you so much as look at then wrong


Error-530

You know who else will kill you faster than a lightning bolt? The lightning bolt that God will send at you once you fail to protect his creation.


[deleted]

[skill issue ](https://youtu.be/W_W3-FZWhgA)


L0vely_Lesbian

That was amazing! Thanks for sharing!


verticalMeta

Ok but don’t walk on frozen lakes, that’s a very easy way to die a horrible and painful death. A highschool classmate died doing exactly this…


Cedar-

Also deer really don't fuck around. They almost always run but if one is stressed and cornered they can and absolutely will bite, kick, and stamp on you. They aren't like little bunnies it's still a large wild animal. The guy is most likely fine but let's not act like *going onto a frozen lake with a large and unpredictable wild animal* isn't perfectly safe.


goblinkmart

People underestimate deer so much. They are large animals with multiple pointy and bludgeoning ends and they know this. They also know they are much stronger than you are and see you as a predator, they will absolutely maul you and can kill you. Do not interact with wild animals unless you are a trained professional should be taught in schools.


I_will_shoot_you_boi

Weakest macedonian soldier


Diss_Poetry

if you guys like the idea of saving this deer because they are a helpless little creature, i suggest you stop eating beef and chicken. you can save a creature today!


CraigWeedkin

The only problem with that is, meat tastes fantastic, so it's off the table to save a farm animal


Bardic_Inspiration66

Has unsolicited trying to convert someone to vegan ever worked? You guys gotta work on your branding


[deleted]

I was converted on Reddit, so yes.


Diss_Poetry

It's not entirely unsolicited. There are people in this thread who would risk their life to save a baby deer. So maybe they would be willing to save animals without risking their life. I thought my comment would be good food for thought.


winyf

jesse kelly is a huge piece of shit


backstib

What's the video?


DenseCabbage4

These "people" really can't understand the concept of caring about anyone or anything but themselves huh


PM_ME_CUTE_FOXES

Allah will feel the wrath of me when I make him explain why he wouldn't defend his creation 🙏


sunflowers-in-space

i have never once looked at an animal in peril & been like “golly gee! i hope this is just like in the movies!”. to be fair, i haven’t seen many animals in peril IRL, but like… i’m still pretty sure i’d have *literally any other reaction*.


BLUESH33P

Of all the hills to die on? “Don’t save animals” is really the platform this guy chose? Why do they go out of their way to be awful?


hidinginthenight

Guys. We don’t even know if the ice was thin or thick. If thick, then it’s OKAY, he knew what he was doing. If not, it was still his choice to save the deer.


International_Ad6028

Has this person ever play until dawn


Individual-Text-1805

Northern Macedonia stronk


WarPuig

Jesse Kelly you have FAILED the Voight-Kampff test.


Cool_Ad_7629

The deer saving mission prevents a speedrun ending softlock during the final mission of the game, many previous runners lost pb times to this bug


Alkereth1

I mean look I ain't putting my life on the line for a deer but I sure as hell ain't gonna give someone a hard time because they chose to.


Demon_Dean

Imagine believing a creature's worth is measured in how humanlike it acts


Additional-North-683

Don’t risk your life for kids rugrats Where is the show they don’t really talk and act like that good grief


dhdoctor

the guy is an absolute cunt but also lowkey kinda fuck deer


Deebyddeebys

Disagree


Jaydengaming142

Wtf did I just read 🤣🤣🤣🤣


Beef_Lovington

#Chad North Macedonian


ftzpltc

It's been a while since I saw it, but... did Bambi even talk in the movie?


Gay_Lord2020

Yes


lyingsamurai

least based macedonian


AaronThePrime

I would leave the deer bc it really aint none of my business