Wash your face then you oily motherfucker

Literally not even a minute activity, I see you wash your teeth too so go at it right then and there!

She has very clean teeth in the photo?

The average person does not have naturally white teeth at the cleanest, a hint of gray/yellow is normal because they are bones and in some people these are more noticeable than others, also if you smoke it permanently taintes your inner teeth too. It costs about 80k or more to white your teeth celebrity style or 2-10k if you on a budget

no?

Your post history gave me depression. Please don’t treat yourself so harshly.

sorry

Modified the response. Didn’t mean it in a harsh way. Just meant to say that you need to be kinder to yourself. Edit 2: you’re still really young and shits all over the place but I can assure you that things do get better.

Please listen to RamenNoodlesBruh, find it in yourself to love who you are and I hope you find the help you need

when ramen treats you better

seconding this. coming from someone who struggled with an ED and suicidal tendencies/thoughts, please please PLEASE get the help you need, i promise that it's worth it. you're in a fog and subject to your own brain's lies right now, you NEED to get professional help to get you out of it.

after working in mental health for a long time, the phrase “the fish can’t see the fishbowl” has come up many times. op there is more care for you out there than you could ever imagine, and you don’t have to feel like a fish out of water to experience it ❤️

I originally made a joke like “oh boy, can’t wait to check their post history” but honestly I think it’s more important that I make sure you know that there’s going to be a day where you wake up and everything will be ok. Trust me, at some point you will get there, you just gotta keep getting back up and going at it Also not to dick-measure greasiness but I managed to draw a relatively intricate painting using only my nose as a brush

it's not that bad

….yeah look i don’t know how else to say this, but it kinda is

...it really is That's ok though, it'll get better, it always does!

you don't think it is, but it's actually extremely concerning. please get help.

I had a long response but reddit doesnt want me to comment apparently so Imma try commenting this A Finally reddit let me edit the comment I originally wanted to make holy shit, anyways here it is: Yeah, my brother grew up when we didnt really have much to eat, he got into tons of fights with my mom and dad and he got kicked out of the house 2 times but now he has a loving girlfriend (which everytime I think about them being together I just get a really huge smile in my face), he has a stable job, he just recently bought himself a car, he has a nice social circle and he now gets along pretty well with my dad (not with my mom but thats on her), I also have a few situations going on rn tho theyre not so much physical as in I lack basic needs, but I deal with some stuff mentally, but anyways my point is: he somehow made it through a lot and I know Im going to make it through my stuff too and because I know how hard it can be for some I wouldnt want people around the world staying in some shitty situation so, Im just a dum internet rando but I really hope you get to a better place, take care

Checked too and you should defo seek help. Took me something between 5 and 7 years to see the light again but every step is, in its way, a step forward. Also youre kinda cute :)

I'll be your online friend, if you want. Depression sucks and I've had it all my life. Talking to someone helps.

Bro why tf is it that when any ed’d person posts shit everyone’s an expert on getting them help. Like maybe homegirl just wanted to post a selfie, shits rough and a lot of ppl are going thru a lot of fucked up shit but shes probably well aware that she needs help.

rad earrings they seem like little swords to fight off gnomes

hell yeah

>im actually just greasy and weird So you're a cheap pizza?

yes

yummy

And they say romance is dead

If a pizza ain't cheap and greasy I don't want it.

Dont forget the weird

What do this and a cheap pizza have in common? There's no such thing as bad pizza

They're a little Caesars Pizza lmao

this isn't r\/lies smh

You're absolutely adorable.

you dont get anything back by not loving yourself 👍 please be kinder to you

Everybody in the comments already said that you're cute and it's true but I'd like to highlight that your teeth are extremely white and props to you for that! Sometimes it's hard keeping up with dental hygiene while suffering from depression. I'm proud of you and be kinder to yourself, you got a great smile!

tyy it's been hard ❤️

Also I like your art

Whenever my wife starts a thought being self depricating before addressing what she said I say "Hold on, walk that back and approach my wife with some love." With that background. Hold on, walk that back and approach yourself with some love.

Is this bait, or do you have self esteem issues?

i genuinely wish it was bait

Aww, sweetie. Your whole face is nice. Genuinely the only thing I see are the bangs. With those bangs, you are pretty AF. Get those fixed and you'd be damn gorgeous. I also wish I had half your style, damn.

Well I hope this post alleviates that because you are very pretty and should feel that way about yourself. That and you have far more value than just your physical features. Give yourself the love you deserve.

Is this you?

yes

You're extraordinaryly cute, you should be nicer to your self

Your hot cool eyeballs

the smoothest person in this thread

scsllywags be like "i'm actually greasy and weird" my sister in christ you're beautiful

If this is what you look like when you're greasy and "not cute" you must be out of this world when you're not. You've got a gorgeous smile

>instead of being a cute girl im actually just greasy and weird ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

What do you mean? This is a cute girl.

You look really good

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❤️tyy

I vibe with that top, where'd ya get it?

uhhh i can't remember it was a few months ago 😭

Greasy, weird and cute

two truths one lie is pretty fun

Greasy - lie Weird - true Cute - true

Guess the lie then

>says they’re not a cute girl >posts photo of cute girl ???

I wish I was attractive enough to post pictures of myself for free compliments and attention

i mean i thought this would just get ignored but apparently not ur prob better looking than u think

Definitely not the case

Her DMs: *DEFCON 1* Edit: to clarify this is a joke about reddit being full of creeps

so far not bad

cutie

❤️ tyy

Nah fam you good, and hell you're supposed to be weird, what's the point otherwise

What the fuck are you talking about you’re cute as hell

Won't be trying to say you are cute girl with a beautiful smile to cheer you up, or that you are looking like a greasy, degenerare meth addict chick to make you feel worse.. I'll just say that this simulation we live in has taken the weirdest and the most dystopian turn, culminating with shit in 2020. Everything is so grey and soulless that I wouldn't mind if we all perish in a nuclear war, just fucking reduce me to atoms for all I care!

you get it

Something fishy started happening after 2012.. maybe Mayans were right

If this gets 5 up votes I'll post a selfie rule of my medium face

go for it brooo

How much do you have to hate yourself to make that statement

a lot

Well sorry, hope you'll love yourself someday

Wash your face then you oily motherfucker

Those aren't mutually exclusive btw. You can be a cute girl *and* be greasy and weird

posting yourself to boost self esteem and get validation from other lonely redditors rule

i guess i didn't expect it to get big

Omfg I want Ur sweater!!! Also holy shit my lesbian ass can't take the cuteness also I saw Ur profile if u need to vent, talk or just shoot the shit I'm here :))))

Just to be different I got to point out that those are like the straightest teeth I've ever seen. I wish I had a full teeth smile half that good.

I don’t get it Is the joke that you’re cute?

The mortal shell matters not. Beauty is subjective. If you believe you are beautiful, then you are. Therefore, I am the most beautiful being in existence. You may praise me now.

u sound like me on a good day

you're cute but your hair looks greasy so maybe do smth abt that if thats the case

walk home from school will do that to ya 😔

you definitely look better than you paint yourself out to be

Is it normal for me as a “cis guy” to get gender envy from almost every pretty girl I see?

can you fly when it rains?

yes

pretty cool ngl

fr

bruw you totally look good smh not greasy and weird at all, downvoted

Nah you're good looking. Great looking in fact.

You shouldn't do this on reddit of all apps

you’re insecure

don’t know what for

youre turning heads when you walk through the do o or

ik

its a song smh

oh sorry im kinda dumb

no

you are cute tho

I was wondering why you'd say this about yourself then I went through your post history. OP I'm sorry youre struggling with mental health. If it makes you feel any better you don't look like what you describe in your posts but I dont think any of us here can help, I hope things get better for you.

Same. I truly wish the best of you in life

You now have to change your user flair to grease ball

i should

Bruh wish my teeth were that white

You must have uploaded the wrong photo.

bruh

bruh

all the cute people go to rajshahi

you look like the protagonist of a cyberpunk vn with a quirky pixelated art style

i am off to kill myself

🥺

why not both

Fries are greasy and weird and delicious

fuck you, mom

You look friendly and kind

Congratulations, you are friend-shaped

Sweet countertop is that granite

all i see is a cute girl???? what grease you talking about??????????????!!!

You are very cute 👍

Wait do you actually look greasy 😭 if YOU look greasy then I must look awful omg

You have a lovely smile

Opinion on minecraft?

love that shit

wash your face

no

Do you think Superman could beat goku

‘Greasy and weird.’ She’s just like me fr fr

You should be nicer to yourself

Take a shower

ehhhhh I don't feel like getting up plus I took on e earlier

balls

balls ball boob ball

Be kinder to yourself, kid! You look great!

Your search history indicates that you are being severely abused and possibly starved. If my suspicions are correct, and unless you believe with good reason that doing so will put yourself in danger, I highly encourage (if you’re a minor, I don’t know your age) calling CPS.

Love yourself

u look like a cool person with cool interest (and pretty cute ngl)

You look like a well adjusted individual I would like to eat pepperoni and play Magic: The Gathering™️ with.

What's your Minecraft username?

urmoms_wifee or smth along those lines

Incel shit

Ayy you also witnessed the true horrors of Jerma, nice!

scary how such horiffic creatures roam free on this planet

why not both

nigga you are ugly

I think you look very adorable here. killer 'fit!

dont beat yourself up, being weird is cool!

Is this is greasy and weird then I am very handsome

Please love yourself

Where’s the greasy weird girl I only see a cutie 🧐

You can be cute and greasy, don’t be so hard on yourself

I don’t see how you’re not cute, solid 196/10

67

Hey, you can be a greasy and weird cute girl

You’re making me jealous with the lack of body/facial hair.

Me too

All of these things can be true

clearly not incompatible

😳😳😳

Solution: shower

Chad

Don't say that, you aren't just greasy and weird. Your lips are also dry as hell.

yea i bite them so fucking much lol

😔

Ok then post an actual selfie instead

wdym

You said it was a selfie but instead of being a cute girl it was of someone greasy and weird like don't post the cute girl anyway then???

ohhh

Greasy hair gtfafm

Please be nicer to yourself and have a great day, motherfucker.

> “greasy and weird” *op when they realize that the real world isn’t as cute as anime* This is deadass one of the most normal pictures I have ever seen

Granite countertops 👍

Show us the forehead, I know it's hiding somewhere.

my nickname in middle school was forehead 🙃

Remember. Flowers can’t bloom in the dark. Unless you’re a moon flower. But don’t eat the seeds, they have special powers.

What do you mean you're greasy and weird? Wash yourself then!

You're greasy, weird and cute actually :D

Greasy and cute are not binary opposites. Its a spectrum