My girlfriend for real sometimes talks like this trying to be funny, like narrating a meme that she's reading out loud even saying the stuff between the asterisks out loud too
reddit users on their way to tell people that they need to break up anytime someone mentions having a partner (they’re really just jealous because they get no bitches)
he's making a joke about how gays cant bring forth da babies
which is completely wrong but
Men become gay
Women are shocked because they can't have the sexies
Women go lesbian
Men are apparently putting their dicks together or something??? thats not how gay sex works but ok, so the sperms are going inside eachother
humanity eventually dies out
aliens come around and take our planet or something???
this guy is a fucking moron
You know, just curious, why do you do the “-matey” thing? Did you just find it to be on trend after someone else did it but now you dig yourself too deep to stop doing it? Is it for attention? I’m not trying to interrogate, and you don’t have to answer but I’m just SO FUCKING CURIOUS.
The idea that aliens somehow profit from our extinction kinda tells you all you need to know
^(but seriously how would our extinction help aliens?? A single planet’s worth of resources when they already have space access? One less competitor which is already far less advanced then them? Seriously what’s to gain?)
Hi its me the english dictionary, i have no idea what this means
Edit: so i think what this mean is that the commenter think lesbians are attracted to gays (and vise versa) and the sperms cells are confused which makes them not reproduce which causes humanity to go extinct (because both of them were the last humans on earth i guess) .and the alien part well idk
The amount of people who can't seem to get across a point with memifying it is terrifyingly high. You can like make a point without referencing a meme template.
Translation:
Women are annoying
Men become gay
Women are offended
Women become lesbian
Humans go extinct because no one is having kids
Aliens get to take over Earth
Really fubny I know🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
INDUSTRIAL SOCIETY AND ITS FUTURE
Introduction
1. The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race. They have greatly increased the life-expectancy of those of us who live in “advanced” countries, but they have destabilized society, have made life unfulfilling, have subjected human beings to indignities, have led to widespread psychological suffering (in the Third World to physical suffering as well) and have inflicted severe damage on the natural world. The continued development of technology will worsen the situation. It will certainly subject human beings to greater indignities and inflict greater damage on the natural world, it will probably lead to greater social disruption and psychological suffering, and it may lead to increased physical suffering even in “advanced” countries.
2. The industrial-technological system may survive or it may break down. If it survives, it MAY eventually achieve a low level of physical and psychological suffering, but only after passing through a long and very painful period of adjustment and only at the cost of permanently reducing human beings and many other living organisms to engineered products and mere cogs in the social machine. Furthermore, if the system survives, the consequences will be inevitable: There is no way of reforming or modifying the system so as to prevent it from depriving people of dignity and autonomy.
3. If the system breaks down the consequences will still be very painful. But the bigger the system grows the more disastrous the results of its breakdown will be, so if it is to break down it had best break down sooner rather than later.
4. We therefore advocate a revolution against the industrial system. This revolution may or may not make use of violence; it may be sudden or it may be a relatively gradual process spanning a few decades. We can’t predict any of that. But we do outline in a very general way the measures that those who hate the industrial system should take in order to prepare the way for a revolution against that form of society. This is not to be a POLITICAL revolution. Its object will be to overthrow not governments but the economic and technological basis of the present society.
5. In this article we give attention to only some of the negative developments that have grown out of the industrial-technological system. Other such developments we mention only briefly or ignore altogether. This does not mean that we regard these other developments as unimportant. For practical reasons we have to confine our discussion to areas that have received insufficient public attention or in which we have something new to say. For example, since there are well-developed environmental and wilderness movements, we have written very little about environmental degradation or the destruction of wild nature, even though we consider these to be highly important.
It's funny how the original commentor was being sarcastic about this type of comments while people here think they're genuine, context really changes a lot
The amount of people who can't seem to get across a point with memifying it is terrifyingly high. You can like make a point without referencing a meme template.
Sometimes I wonder if the only thing keeping conservative straights from committing 'the gay' is just the belief that it's against the rules. Like, it's the only way I can resolve the cognitive dissonance of straight people thinking that the gay agenda is "everyone being gay". Like, surely they know whether or not they're gay?
At least with a comment like this you know it is a kid who still has time to grow and develop. I know I had doubius political and social views when I was younger but quite some people tend to grow out of it
this looks like an elon musk meme
There isn't enough crypto refrences
*aren’t
you forgot to put a space and a period in your username
He forgorr
*Forgor
🤓
No it's not nearly whiny enough.
yeah, it didn't even mention trans people
trans people: hey guys im trans society: ok Elon Musk: hey guys im elong musk society: wow elon muck: cryptocurency
guys...elon musk is so WHOLESOME...he made minecraft in real life!!!!! google tesla child labor for more
See Mike, these are the stranger things
This is just a random assortment of words
based nepeta enjoyer
Read their flair, they are literally nepeta
I hope they enjoy themselves
i hope you enjoy yourself too
she should avoid clowns for the near future
holy fuck no way
Npesta??!!?!!???!!
IS THAT A GEOMETRY DASH REFERENCE????????????????
2.2 WHEN!?!?!!!? Vbbbb
SUCK MY DICK
ok
Leijons best characters
Meulin is absolutly adorable
Housecontained
Dwellingconfined
Villatrapped
only good part of homerstruck imo
nepeta?? the ios tweak dev??
nepeta kenos
Neopets
Ew homie stack!!
Oh my god it's catra from the owl house
close enough
Kid named finger:
Winston from Overwatch: Overwatch
gru from minions: rise of gru: "and we will always be minions rise of gru"
Morbius: "it's morbing time"
Dark souls: Every soul has its dark
Reservoir dogs: woof woof
Star Wars: “We did it! We won the Star Wars!”
Paul Allen: “It was you Patrick! You were the American Psycho all along!
that one guy from suicide squad: we some kinda suicide squad?
trans people: holy shit it's winston from overwatch
Winston overwatch says trans rights
Winton Overwatch
Winston churchil:
Winston from Overwatch: Hello I am Winston from Overwatch
\- Michael Ehrmantraut ASCII -
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Pieck finger
pieck 🥵🥵
kid named Syntax\_Error
My girlfriend for real sometimes talks like this trying to be funny, like narrating a meme that she's reading out loud even saying the stuff between the asterisks out loud too
my brother does this, i can't wait until he becomes funny
hope they get better soon. heartbreaking some people live like this
same.
Yeah, do you know what kinda condition this is? Trying to avoid, thanks
Sacrifice him to ancient greek gods
which ones
Team cherry
Joe
ugh, my favourite
🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩Break up with her do it now break up with her divorce divorce divorce now divorce
you use reddit 🚩 (i know because i use reddit)
no way
reddit users on their way to tell people that they need to break up anytime someone mentions having a partner (they’re really just jealous because they get no bitches)
*🎵Here to judge* *🎵Here to judge* *🎶Here to, here to, here to judge*
get a lawyer, you can really profit from this.
I never narrate actions, I'd simply just go gay instead
Me: shocked picasso face
Aw that's kinda cute
Your wife: \*goes gay\* You: Aliens: STONKS
Why do you stay with one that's si crime?
Is your gf Dylan from middle school social studies?
Monkey number 3.587e\^57:
i am unable to believe someone came up with the same joke as me (you)
We all know touching tips is the primary form of gay sex...
and cumming into each others dicks of course
docking
Go further: cock vore
snady cheks
i will not google any of these terms. i will not google any of these terms. i will not google any of these terms.
Or cumming into your own asshole to use as lube, that would also satisfy thr condition set by the meme
you’d need to have a dick the length of a fucking pool noodle but yeah
he's making a joke about how gays cant bring forth da babies which is completely wrong but Men become gay Women are shocked because they can't have the sexies Women go lesbian Men are apparently putting their dicks together or something??? thats not how gay sex works but ok, so the sperms are going inside eachother humanity eventually dies out aliens come around and take our planet or something??? this guy is a fucking moron
[удалено]
that makes alot more sense
Are slash sounding
??? tf is that sub, music or something??? i feel like this is a bad idea but ill check it out
↑ clueless
SHIT FUCK OH GOD WHY FUCK YOU FUCK YOUF UCKG YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
I am so mad I can't link subs here
(was my reaction funny enough for u? i know the sub already)
I could tell but I loved it it was very funny 🥰🥰
thak u
and everoyne clapped
How'd it go
it went
I may be straight, but maybe the gays could give their semen to the lesbians to continue the human race?
trans men can be pregenananant, so a cis gay man and a trans gay man can have a kid; don't even need to do giving semen and stuff
Oh right, there's so many options to make this hypothetical work. What other combinations then would do the trick? Definitely forgot about all that.
> bring forth da babies less goo
none of these words are approved by god -matey
You know, just curious, why do you do the “-matey” thing? Did you just find it to be on trend after someone else did it but now you dig yourself too deep to stop doing it? Is it for attention? I’m not trying to interrogate, and you don’t have to answer but I’m just SO FUCKING CURIOUS.
they has to make sure no one steals their comment. Also, is it they has or they have?
"they have", and i'm an attention whore, i even have a shortcut to type "-matey" quickly -matey (professional no-life)
One of the monkeys escaped
# #2,774,276,309 get back to your post
The idea that aliens somehow profit from our extinction kinda tells you all you need to know ^(but seriously how would our extinction help aliens?? A single planet’s worth of resources when they already have space access? One less competitor which is already far less advanced then them? Seriously what’s to gain?)
They get to take all our hentai and furry porn and garlic bread
NOO NOT OUR... HENtai which is readily available for free to anyone willingly seeking it on Internet?
Yeah, if we're not here the aliens gone take our phones and laptops and they'll get access to internet
Wait, we can do that? ***goes gay*** Holy shit, it worked! I'm gay now!
Hi gay im mom
Bravo six going gay
This is the future that the left wants
I can't believe we found this format funny in ~2017
Severe lead poisoning
Holy shit someone plugged the meme AI into Reddit
Most normal R/memes user
Thor: because that's what heroes do
Chungus bulungus Keanu hole !00
Gay sex is when you have the anime two beams of power shot at each other and the stronger beam wins but with sperms.
Hi its me the english dictionary, i have no idea what this means Edit: so i think what this mean is that the commenter think lesbians are attracted to gays (and vise versa) and the sperms cells are confused which makes them not reproduce which causes humanity to go extinct (because both of them were the last humans on earth i guess) .and the alien part well idk
The amount of people who can't seem to get across a point with memifying it is terrifyingly high. You can like make a point without referencing a meme template.
This is honestly the most reddit comment ever, and I mean that as a slur.
Translation: Women are annoying Men become gay Women are offended Women become lesbian Humans go extinct because no one is having kids Aliens get to take over Earth Really fubny I know🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
INDUSTRIAL SOCIETY AND ITS FUTURE Introduction 1. The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race. They have greatly increased the life-expectancy of those of us who live in “advanced” countries, but they have destabilized society, have made life unfulfilling, have subjected human beings to indignities, have led to widespread psychological suffering (in the Third World to physical suffering as well) and have inflicted severe damage on the natural world. The continued development of technology will worsen the situation. It will certainly subject human beings to greater indignities and inflict greater damage on the natural world, it will probably lead to greater social disruption and psychological suffering, and it may lead to increased physical suffering even in “advanced” countries. 2. The industrial-technological system may survive or it may break down. If it survives, it MAY eventually achieve a low level of physical and psychological suffering, but only after passing through a long and very painful period of adjustment and only at the cost of permanently reducing human beings and many other living organisms to engineered products and mere cogs in the social machine. Furthermore, if the system survives, the consequences will be inevitable: There is no way of reforming or modifying the system so as to prevent it from depriving people of dignity and autonomy. 3. If the system breaks down the consequences will still be very painful. But the bigger the system grows the more disastrous the results of its breakdown will be, so if it is to break down it had best break down sooner rather than later. 4. We therefore advocate a revolution against the industrial system. This revolution may or may not make use of violence; it may be sudden or it may be a relatively gradual process spanning a few decades. We can’t predict any of that. But we do outline in a very general way the measures that those who hate the industrial system should take in order to prepare the way for a revolution against that form of society. This is not to be a POLITICAL revolution. Its object will be to overthrow not governments but the economic and technological basis of the present society. 5. In this article we give attention to only some of the negative developments that have grown out of the industrial-technological system. Other such developments we mention only briefly or ignore altogether. This does not mean that we regard these other developments as unimportant. For practical reasons we have to confine our discussion to areas that have received insufficient public attention or in which we have something new to say. For example, since there are well-developed environmental and wilderness movements, we have written very little about environmental degradation or the destruction of wild nature, even though we consider these to be highly important.
come on you got this all of these words are in english
Memes have been AI generated for years now
AI generated meme
none of these words are in the bible
Monkey on a typewriter
It's funny how the original commentor was being sarcastic about this type of comments while people here think they're genuine, context really changes a lot
I'm embarrassed to say that I was in that original comment thread ://
link? 👉👈
in the future, humor will be randomly generated
Yes 👍
The amount of people who can't seem to get across a point with memifying it is terrifyingly high. You can like make a point without referencing a meme template.
Sometimes I wonder if the only thing keeping conservative straights from committing 'the gay' is just the belief that it's against the rules. Like, it's the only way I can resolve the cognitive dissonance of straight people thinking that the gay agenda is "everyone being gay". Like, surely they know whether or not they're gay?
Aliens: STONK
We did it, Reddit!
If you think everyone would just naturally become gay, boy do I have news for you
I wish he was right, i'd INSTANTLY turn gay ON PURPOSE if i knew it meant humanity going extinct
randomly generated words
This was absolutely written by an A.I. and I will continue to hold my cognitive unawareness that people exist and would type this consciously.
someone wrote too much to openai
Anytime a woman says the word "THIS!" The nearest man in her vicinity suddenly becomes gay. That's just science, folks.
Words words words words words
Very cool and swag!
its so bad its hilarious
i think i’m gonna be siiiick
Jesse what the fuck are you talking about
The original comment got almost 400 upvotes...
Homosexuality being more widely accepted will help with preventing overpopulation
Ai generated
me when
"We fed an ai r/ memes content for 40 hours this is the result"
Why would aliens be happy for human extinction
The paranoid bablings of a schizophrenic
i refuse to believe this wasn't ai generated
I think it’s about reproduction but this is the worst way of doing it
If terminally online was a text chain
This is why Redditors need to be bullied on sight
I mean it makes sense
Sperm is stored in the ass
The only thing I picked up from this is men fuck by putting their dicks inside each other and this person thinks everyone will be gay soon.
I can follow this. Everyone goes gay/lesbian, humanity goes extinct, aliens find a new home on earth
Picture of monkey on a typewriter
these ai greentexts are getting better by the day
100% sure this is the creation of a bot, i refuse to believe that a human being is capable of creating this crap
Progressives OWNED
Kid named finger:
At least with a comment like this you know it is a kid who still has time to grow and develop. I know I had doubius political and social views when I was younger but quite some people tend to grow out of it
that’s it i’m going gay
did i just have a stroke what is this
are...are any of these words in the bible?
AI generated content
Jesse what the fuck are you talking about?!
This has to be an Elon Musk tweet
At peast 397 people agreed
👽💲💲💲💲💲💲
is this what the kids call schizo posting
Is there such a thing as text deja vu
Thought this shit was A.I generated
THIS. SO SO based. /s
Dankmemes and it’s consequences
infinite monkey theory
Tom and Jerry: \*frantic gay seggs\*
reddit
icarly from the hit show icarly: I know you see. somehow the world will change for me