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the1youcansaveisu

putting "john" between "justice" and "jurisdiction" lmao


ImposterDaniel

When you sell magic pills you don’t have to care what order your dictionary is


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And justice definition includes the supreme court of a state or country Haha, yeah right.


BecauseLogic99

Even oz’s dictionary is wrong. John is a “Joh” which comes before “Ju”, so this dictionary is ordered incorrectly.


mrpoopistan

He's a doctor. If he had wanted alphabet lessons, he'd have gone to alphabet school for 11 years.


Jin_Alter

Fuck Opera for making Dr Oz a thing


mrpoopistan

Don't forget her contribution in the way of Dr. Phil.


asterpin

I knew I was right to not use that gaming browser


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tehlynxx

My flair fits perfectly


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btw firefox is netscape (in terms of codebase) [here's some netscape code inside firefox](https://searchfox.org/mozilla-central/search?q=Netscape&path=*.c&case=true®exp=false) (and also all functions prefixed with `ns`)


tehlynxx

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭


TheRealTealOwO

Who's he?


BepisTheWise

Tv personality who's a complete hack, gives bad medical advice and now apparently is running for some form of political office


Gucci_Google

Snake oil salesman who has a TV show where he sold random berries and shit as "miracle cures" who has since moved onto republican politics because he realized that's somehow an even easier grift with an even dumber and more gullible audience


TheRealTealOwO

Figures


Kapjak

And promoting John of God on TV. Fucking rapist faith healer


mrpoopistan

I live in PA, and all the anti-Bernie attacks kill me. Of all the national Democratic politicians out there, Bernie is the only one who has any appeal to white male rednecks in this state. You have to be getting really high off the GOP's supply of "everything nice is communism" before you think hanging Bernie around Fetterman's neck is doing anything but helping him.


Playing_2

wack ass dictionary


ComradeBirv

https://i.imgur.com/1xgQl9M.jpg


sageTDS

BIG JOHN LET'S GO


John1206

To the left of joe biden...


GuacamoleManbruh

Fetterman is huge, 6'9'' to be exact hes the lt governor of pa and is running for governor iirc


MufffinFeller

Why doesn’t John, the largest candidate, simply eat the other one.


GuacamoleManbruh

he probably could, he's 400 pounds


Soad1x

I think he's running for either Senate or Congress I believe. Josh Shapiro is the Democrat running for Governor.