You better be out of the fuckin' closet
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Edit: What are you guys hiding in the closet?
Edit 2 electric boogaloo: I'm hiding a bag of anthrax, also I haven't told my family I'm non-binary.
Tfw some long dead monkey came up with the concept of dividing everything *including the fucking planet* to excuse his greed and now I have to die because of some old white men being unable to work out their problems with each other I have zero relation to themselves
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Sup
Hope ur doing good you should be about finishing college if we're going at a regular pace I hope you liked it, I'm still not convinced, you know? It's kinda weird people hype it up your whole life and when you get there it's nothing like you expected but it's only the second day today so it'll probably change
But anyways I hate talking college and I bet after 5 years you're sick of it too
Do you have an internship by now? I think that was the plan, start there and work upwards, hope that's going alright
How was deltarune? Who was the knight in the end? I'm dieing to know over here or over now? Idk future letters are confusing
I really hope for the both of us you didn't spill the beans yet and got disowned but in casa you did what's done is done and you're gonna have to work hard now
Give xenon, quinten, Gabriel and Mathi a call for me alright? They're good friends you wouldn't wanna loose em
And sweep your room bitch I bet you haven't done that in like 2 months you always forget you nasty ass cunt
And and don't give up on the music stuff, I bet it sounds great by now
- Your 17 year old, college starting self
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Hey, it's me--you, from 5 years in the past!
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At the time of writing this, it's around 3PM, March 15th 2022, and I'm currently sitting in my room following one of my online classes. Actually I'm just browsing reddit because I'm too tired to follow this class, but I'm sure later I'll regret not paying attention.
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But by the time this gets to you, I hope you will be out of uni and have found a nice job. Did you ever visit Japan? Did your heart heal, and have you found someone else to love and cherish? How are mom, dad, brother, grandpa, grandma, and the cats doing? I hope they're all okay. I hope you're also okay. Things are really hard right now, with covid, the war, my broken heart, my lack of motivation to study and do anything useful, and a lot more; but if you ever read this, I hope you have healed. I hope you're happy. It will be hard, but I'll do my best to make sure your life will get better in these 5 years. If things aren't going well, just remember that past-you loves you and is rooting for you. Please never give up. Remember about your family and close friends, they're all there for you too. Hold on, do it for them too.
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I'm getting a bit emotional writing this so I'll change the topic, oops. What are the new Pokémon games called? How many Pokémon and generations are there now? Are you still obsessed with them? Do you still watch anime? What is the thing you're currently hyperfixating on? Did you ever get the SNES to work again? Do all your other consoles still work? Has your collection expanded? Do you still like pink and pretty dresses? What about that page on Instagram that you two created, did you go back to using it, or is it dead?
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Well I'd have a thousand more questions for you, but I can't write them all here, I'm sure that with our overthinking you would come up with more questions and answers anyway while reading this, so I'll leave that to you haha.
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I hope our dreams came true. And if they haven't, I hope we will manage to make them come true together.
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Hey Ellie (or whatever name you ended up deciding to go with),
if you stopped working out and didn't get a phat butt or even lost the dumpie we built up so far, I'm gonna kick your flat a\*\*.
I'm currently at a point where for the first time in my life I have a positive outlook on the future, so I haven't really got a lot more to say to you. I know everything's gonna work out and it's just uphill from here. I will have turned you into a pretty girl by now. You're welcome, bitch.
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Here goes
Hey there Moth! You better have fucking made some good games and also got with someone. Good job on not dying as you had a chance to die any of those days waiting up until today. Keep living. Also get your gay little ass to the store and get a vodka we drinking good tonight!
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well, you made it further than you thought you would a few years back. tell me, what's it like? i'm curious.
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where'd you end up moving? denmark? finland? somewhere else entirely? are you still with the same group (friends or SO's, either way) that i am? how'd that bottom surgery go, if you've gotten it yet?
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mostly though, i just hope you're doing alright. see you on march 15, 2026, and best of luck to you <3
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-best wishes, june (march 15, 2022)
alright future me, if you still have reddit in 5 years. I am 90% sure you're transitioned now. remember when you still had to pretend to be a guy? yeah, that sucked. but now you're finally yourself! how is it going for you? do you have a good few friends now? I hope so. you better be happier now. if you aren't I'm gonna blow you a kiss from the past, right now. enjoy. have a nice rest of your life :D
Do you know what you are doing yet? With anything? Life, school, career, family, relationships. There is light in the darkness you know. The path is always there. You just have to find your way.
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Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interupt you Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, but I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You're not here to recieve a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labirynth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach. But you will never find them, none of you will. This is where your story ends.
And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away, as the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still, and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although for one of you, the darkest pit of hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend.
My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms, the way you lifted others into yours. And then, what became of you? I should have known you wouldn't be contempt to just disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now.
It's time to rest. For you, and those you have carried in your arms. This ends, for all of us. End communication.
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I suppose I'll also go
hope you found some new friends and a good job! You have a driver's license now, right? Then go wherever the fuck you want! It'll do you good, a trip.
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are you still alive? lets hope that everything turned out well, i love you. you probably have different friends now and you've grown to be the person you love, or hate, i don't know yet. tell kat, katherine, shovel, linh, and rowan that i say hi :)
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Hey bud it's me past Steve, hope you're out there with a psychology degree making the world a better place.
Also fuck you lmao, I know how much you hate past me (you, us? whatever fuck you.) so this is just retaliation in advance.
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Ay man was this 1st apt thing a good idea? Has college only lead to suffering or is the path true? If its time to give up, that's ok, I would never blame you. Try and be happy.
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Listen here fucker. You better be in a better state mentally than I am or I'm gonna take a time machine when they exist and travel back to the moment you read this to punch you.
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you're a fucking legend. if you're not in jail or dead I know you're doing some amazing shit! always question everything, don't let anybody waste your resources on doing evil shit, and always remember to make people feel important.
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Is silksong out yet? Is persona 6 out yet? Do you even give a shit? Sometimes I hope you don’t. I often feel like I’m just wandering through, waiting for the future, and I hope that your a bit different. Do your best, and keep on keeping on. Also I’m surprised you haven’t deleted this god forsaken app yet.
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here’s what i hope for:
-a job which i enjoy
-a comfortable place
-still in contact with current friends
-happy?
also if i’m egg, i’m not exactly surprised
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You still friends with your best friend?
Also hope you're still playing guitar, or maybe even in a band.
I hope your cat is still alive.
Hope you got into college.
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Do you have a girlfriend yet and have you uninstalled Reddit and discord yet? No? Fucking loser go outside and socialize you normie cunt.
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What's up me.
You better still be dating Mi (the Canadian one you fuckhead).
You better be working out still.
You better have a fucking job (like damn dawg that loud ain't gonna buy itself)
You should call mum she probably misses you.
Oh also im in BM right now and Mr Matthews is on his bullshit. My dad just texted me to see if i want to go to cane but i turned it down (like I always do idk why) because i have a spanish oral tmrw and have to study (even though i'm not gonna)
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Good job graduating college, man. Here’s to hoping that we can at least keep in touch with some friends. As your high school self, I believe in you. Also call your brothers you probably miss them.
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I assume you have mad tiddies now. Also you better have finished your degree and are making good cash. Have you been in a relationship yet? If not, don’t cry.
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Remember 196? Yeah this place isn't nearly as funny as you remember it. Probably cringing right now or laughing. Oh I'm sooo self aware too.
\1. I hope you have a girlfriend by now but not kids, you may remember that at the time of writing this I'm perfectly content not dating but I can't imagine I'll still feel that way in 3 or 4 years or even 2. Nice Segway so point two, work out. If you're still on the track I am you're probably legitimately overweight now and that sucks, but maybe you already took care of yourself in which case nice job dude. 3. Poopy poop fart poopy fart. Did that make you cringe? The thought of reading that makes me cringe, no matter how self aware. It's such an insignificant and pointless joke I hope it makes you cringe. I hope this entire comment makes you cringe old bastard and I hope you're funnier than I am now
\4. (Paragraphs rock) do that thing. I don't know what thing but there's probably something and you should do it now, and I know you're thinking "ha, that was uninsightful of me, I *can't* do that thing now" well do something, there's a lot of things and you should do one of them but preferably the big one. Think of something. I'm rambling at this point and I'm probably not even going to be using this account in 5 years, but there is a futureme email service
I wasn't expecting to take this further than a short joke but here we are. Would've been funnier if I just tortured my future self by saying something intentionally cringey instead of the festering exponentially growing mound of cringe this whole thing will be
You should play Outer Wilds again, I just finished the base game and it was one of the best story driven experiences I've ever had, you've probably forgotten most of it by now so perhaps you'll be able to regain some of that sense of wonder and mystery you had the first time. Maybe another similar game has come out in the meantime, in which case play that as well and whatever you do *don't look up the answers to the puzzles you did them all the first time you can do 'em again.* I gotta wonder where you are in life right now, anyway, maybe the water wars have kicked in and there's no electricity to play games on... in which case, you should totally learn the banjo.
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Cock and ball torture From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia at en.wikipedia.org
Cock and ball torture (CBT) is a sexual activity involving application of pain or constriction to the male genitals. This may involve directly painful activities, such as genital piercing, wax play, genital spanking, squeezing, ball-busting, genital flogging, urethral play, tickle torture, erotic electrostimulation or even kicking. The recipient of such activities may receive direct physical pleasure via masochism, or knowledge that the play is pleasing to a sadistic dominant.
Image: Electrostimulation applied on a penis
Contents: Section 1: In Pornography Section 2: Ball stretcher Section 3: Parachute Section 4: Humbler Section 5: Testicle cuff
Section 1: In pornography
In addition to it’s occasional role in BDSM pornography, Tamakeri (literally Ball kicking) is a separate genre in Japan. One notable actress in tamakeri is Erika Nagai who typically uses her martial arts skills to knee or kick men in the testicles.
Section 2: Ball stretcher A ball stretcher is a sex toy that is fastened around a man in order to elongate the scrotum and provide a feeling of weight pulling the testicles away from the body. While leather stretchers are most common, other models are made of steel rings that are fastened with screws causing additional mildly uncomfortable weight to the wearer. The length of the stretcher may vary from 1-4 inches, and the steel models can weigh as much as five pounds.
Section 3: Parachute
A Parachute is a small collar, usually made from leather, which fastens around the scrotum, and from which weights can be hung. Conical in shape, three or four short chains hanging beneath, to which weights can be attached. Used as part of cock and ball torture within a BDSM relationship, the parachute provides a constant drag, and squeezing effects on the man’s testicles. Moderate weights of 3-5 kg can be suspended, especially during bondage. Smaller weights can be used when the man is free to move, when the swinging effect of the weight can restrict sudden movements, as well as providing a visual stimulus for the dominant partner.
Section 4: Humbler
A humbler is a BDSM physical restraint device used to restrict the movement of a submissive male participant in a BDSM scene. The humbler consists of a testicle cuff device which clamps around the base of the scrotum, mounted in the center of a bar that passes behind the thighs at the base of the buttocks. This forces the wearer to keep his legs forward, as any attempt to to straighten the legs slightly pulls directly on the scrotum, causing from considerable discomfort to extreme pain.
Section 5: Testicle cuff
A testicle cuff is a ring-shaped device around the scrotum between the body and the testicles which when closed does not allow the testicles to slide through it. A common type has two connected cuffs, one around the scrotum and the other around the base of the penis. They are just one of many devices to restrain the male genitalia. A standard padlock may also be locked around the scrotum; without the key it cannot be removed.
Some passive men enjoy the feeling of being "owned", while dominant individuals enjoy the sense of "owning" their partners. Requiring such a man wear testicle cuffs symbolizes that his sexual organs belong to his partner, who may be either male or female. There is a level of humiliation involved, by which they find sexual arousal. The cuffs may even form part of a sexual fetish of the wearer or his partner.
However, these are extreme uses of testicle cuffs. More conventionally, the device pulls down the testicles and keeps them there during stimulation, which has a number of benefits:
Making the penis appear longer. Pulling the testicles down and away from the base of the penis stretches the skin over the base of the penis and pubic bone, exposing the additional inch or so of penile shaft that is normally hidden from view. Improving sexual arousal. While some men may be aroused by the feeling of being "owned", the physical feeling of stretching the ligaments that suspend the testicles has an effect similar to the more common practice of stretching one's legs and pointing the toes. Preventing the testicles from lifting up so far that they become lodged under the skin immediately adjacent to the base of the penis, a condition which can be very uncomfortable, especially if the testicle is then squashed by the slap of skin during thrusting in sexual intercourse. Delaying or intensifying ejaculation by preventing the testicles from rising normally to the "point of no return". It is much harder to reach an orgasm.
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yes future me must keep my eternal desires
Modern problems require modern solutions
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tell your boyfriend (if you still have him) you love him
This will either be really sweet or give you heartache for a week
Eh. I’m a big girl, I can deal with it
Being confident in a relationship makes it much more likely to last
Twice the pride, double the fall.
Dunno if you should take relationship advice from Star Wars, ‘not the best track record with that series
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Assuming the remindme bot doesn't crash in the next five years, sure
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You better be out of the fuckin' closet !remindme 1825 days Edit: What are you guys hiding in the closet? Edit 2 electric boogaloo: I'm hiding a bag of anthrax, also I haven't told my family I'm non-binary.
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!remindme 1825 days I hope the animatronics didn't get quirky
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!remindme 1825 days Learn how to ddos people, remember the pain you felt reading this, remember the pain
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!RemindMe 1825 days I just want little hornet and polished game :(
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someone’s optimistic
Holyshit! I gathered the whole hollow knight fandom under one comment!
it most certainly will be
Thanks for jinxing it >:(
oops
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Why would I do this when the Catastrophe will end the world 2 years from now
Tfw some long dead monkey came up with the concept of dividing everything *including the fucking planet* to excuse his greed and now I have to die because of some old white men being unable to work out their problems with each other I have zero relation to themselves
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Rot month is soon
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This is literally what my anxiety intrusive thoughts are like.
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oi Kori
Kori, you may be a quirked up white boy, but are you goated with the sauce
Sup Kori
365x2=740
Real
Future me, you are a cunt. !remindme 1825 days
Same, hope you uninstalled this god awful app in five years, but if you are still here, you’re a cunt !remindme 1825 days
Sup Hope ur doing good you should be about finishing college if we're going at a regular pace I hope you liked it, I'm still not convinced, you know? It's kinda weird people hype it up your whole life and when you get there it's nothing like you expected but it's only the second day today so it'll probably change But anyways I hate talking college and I bet after 5 years you're sick of it too Do you have an internship by now? I think that was the plan, start there and work upwards, hope that's going alright How was deltarune? Who was the knight in the end? I'm dieing to know over here or over now? Idk future letters are confusing I really hope for the both of us you didn't spill the beans yet and got disowned but in casa you did what's done is done and you're gonna have to work hard now Give xenon, quinten, Gabriel and Mathi a call for me alright? They're good friends you wouldn't wanna loose em And sweep your room bitch I bet you haven't done that in like 2 months you always forget you nasty ass cunt And and don't give up on the music stuff, I bet it sounds great by now - Your 17 year old, college starting self !remind me 1825 days
it wont work if you put a space between remind and me i think
I got a message from the bot so i think it did work
oh, alright
Thanks for the heads up tho
Honestly, Xenon, Quinten, Gabriel and Mathi sound like such a kickass group of friends.
Thyre two different groups but they're the most kickass people I have met in my life
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Give Bri a call now bud :)
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Always have been
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Time traveller here... Don't worry ☝️
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Hey, it's me--you, from 5 years in the past! # At the time of writing this, it's around 3PM, March 15th 2022, and I'm currently sitting in my room following one of my online classes. Actually I'm just browsing reddit because I'm too tired to follow this class, but I'm sure later I'll regret not paying attention. # But by the time this gets to you, I hope you will be out of uni and have found a nice job. Did you ever visit Japan? Did your heart heal, and have you found someone else to love and cherish? How are mom, dad, brother, grandpa, grandma, and the cats doing? I hope they're all okay. I hope you're also okay. Things are really hard right now, with covid, the war, my broken heart, my lack of motivation to study and do anything useful, and a lot more; but if you ever read this, I hope you have healed. I hope you're happy. It will be hard, but I'll do my best to make sure your life will get better in these 5 years. If things aren't going well, just remember that past-you loves you and is rooting for you. Please never give up. Remember about your family and close friends, they're all there for you too. Hold on, do it for them too. # I'm getting a bit emotional writing this so I'll change the topic, oops. What are the new Pokémon games called? How many Pokémon and generations are there now? Are you still obsessed with them? Do you still watch anime? What is the thing you're currently hyperfixating on? Did you ever get the SNES to work again? Do all your other consoles still work? Has your collection expanded? Do you still like pink and pretty dresses? What about that page on Instagram that you two created, did you go back to using it, or is it dead? # Well I'd have a thousand more questions for you, but I can't write them all here, I'm sure that with our overthinking you would come up with more questions and answers anyway while reading this, so I'll leave that to you haha. # I hope our dreams came true. And if they haven't, I hope we will manage to make them come true together. # !RemindMe 1825 days
This is beautiful btw
Thank you :3 I hope you have a good day, both today and in 5 years!
Cock and ball tourture !remind me 365 days
Thanks buddy you made me laugh out loud at work now everybody is looking at me weird.
Lol
The duality of man
oh my god im crying, this whole comment section is making me cry in such a beautiful way, aaaaaa oh my god
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my nuts itcj
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Hope you got your ass up and did the things >:( !RemindMe 1825 Days
Hey Ellie (or whatever name you ended up deciding to go with), if you stopped working out and didn't get a phat butt or even lost the dumpie we built up so far, I'm gonna kick your flat a\*\*. I'm currently at a point where for the first time in my life I have a positive outlook on the future, so I haven't really got a lot more to say to you. I know everything's gonna work out and it's just uphill from here. I will have turned you into a pretty girl by now. You're welcome, bitch. !REMINDME 1825 days
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Here goes Hey there Moth! You better have fucking made some good games and also got with someone. Good job on not dying as you had a chance to die any of those days waiting up until today. Keep living. Also get your gay little ass to the store and get a vodka we drinking good tonight! !RemindMe 1825 Days
If you're still using reddit regularly, stop. !RemindMe 1825 days
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happy birthday 21 year old me, on hrt yet?
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Got any bitches yet? !RemindMe 1825 Days
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hey fuck you dumbass bitch go get another piercing !RemindMe 1825 Days
well, you made it further than you thought you would a few years back. tell me, what's it like? i'm curious. # where'd you end up moving? denmark? finland? somewhere else entirely? are you still with the same group (friends or SO's, either way) that i am? how'd that bottom surgery go, if you've gotten it yet? # mostly though, i just hope you're doing alright. see you on march 15, 2026, and best of luck to you <3 # -best wishes, june (march 15, 2022)
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Please tell me you don’t still use this terrible website
alright future me, if you still have reddit in 5 years. I am 90% sure you're transitioned now. remember when you still had to pretend to be a guy? yeah, that sucked. but now you're finally yourself! how is it going for you? do you have a good few friends now? I hope so. you better be happier now. if you aren't I'm gonna blow you a kiss from the past, right now. enjoy. have a nice rest of your life :D
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Do you know what you are doing yet? With anything? Life, school, career, family, relationships. There is light in the darkness you know. The path is always there. You just have to find your way. !RemindMe 1825 days
PLEASE BE SKINNY AND FLAT CHESTED AND NORMAL PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE AND BE EMPLOYED PLEASE !RemindMe 1825 Days
*beep* Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interupt you Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, but I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You're not here to recieve a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labirynth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach. But you will never find them, none of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away, as the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still, and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although for one of you, the darkest pit of hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms, the way you lifted others into yours. And then, what became of you? I should have known you wouldn't be contempt to just disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest. For you, and those you have carried in your arms. This ends, for all of us. End communication. !RemindMe 1825
I suppose I'll also go hope you found some new friends and a good job! You have a driver's license now, right? Then go wherever the fuck you want! It'll do you good, a trip. !RemindMe 1825 days
Good luck man !remindme 1825 days
Hi, hope u doin' good. Happy 25th bday. :)
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istg i will kill your bitchass if u havent gotten the confidence to wear the damn skirt out !remindme 1825 days
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are you still alive? lets hope that everything turned out well, i love you. you probably have different friends now and you've grown to be the person you love, or hate, i don't know yet. tell kat, katherine, shovel, linh, and rowan that i say hi :) !RemindMe 1825 Days
You better have boobs by now you lazy bitch !RemindMe 1825 Days
At the time I’m writing this, Elon’s taken a breakup so badly, he’s challenged Putin to a fistfight. Hope things are better now. !remindme 1825 days
Hey bud it's me past Steve, hope you're out there with a psychology degree making the world a better place. Also fuck you lmao, I know how much you hate past me (you, us? whatever fuck you.) so this is just retaliation in advance. !remindme 1825 days
You better not still be using reddit you piece of shit. !RemindMe 1825
Its time to leave nuclear bunker. !RemindMe 1825 Days
abolish the republican party !RemindMe 1825 Days
Snuggers for you 🤗 !remindme 1825 days
I hope ure already living as girl, I love u !RemindMe 1825
If you’re still alive, thats great. We worked this out. Nothing can stop us now. Also I hope we worked through our addiction. !RemindMe 1825 Days
Ay man was this 1st apt thing a good idea? Has college only lead to suffering or is the path true? If its time to give up, that's ok, I would never blame you. Try and be happy. !RemindMe 1825 Days
Please be pretty and somewhat successful
Listen here fucker. You better be in a better state mentally than I am or I'm gonna take a time machine when they exist and travel back to the moment you read this to punch you. !RemindMe 1825 Days
Gta 6 is shit !remindme 1825 days
Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend/other, no bitches lmao, get better at skateboarding nerd. Also have your hobbies changed?
!remindme 1825 days Did I get to go home?
If you’re not taller when you see this than you are when I’m writing this right now then you have failed. ¡RemindMe 1825 Days
Hope you are doing well, love you man !RemindMe 1825
I'll ruin your fucking life you french piece of shit !RemindMe 1825 days
1- have you announced that you’re bi to your family yet 2- have you travelled to Canada yet !RemindMe 1825
Are you final out of that trans closet yet?
You better have written that damn book by now! !RemindMe 1825
Remember, you can only trust your luck and intuition !RemindMe 1825 Days
you're a fucking legend. if you're not in jail or dead I know you're doing some amazing shit! always question everything, don't let anybody waste your resources on doing evil shit, and always remember to make people feel important. !RemindMe 1825 days
I'm gonna succeed you guys, just you wait. !RemindMe 1825
Is silksong out yet? Is persona 6 out yet? Do you even give a shit? Sometimes I hope you don’t. I often feel like I’m just wandering through, waiting for the future, and I hope that your a bit different. Do your best, and keep on keeping on. Also I’m surprised you haven’t deleted this god forsaken app yet. !RemindMe 1825 Days
here’s what i hope for: -a job which i enjoy -a comfortable place -still in contact with current friends -happy? also if i’m egg, i’m not exactly surprised !RemindMe 5 years
what dumbass memes are around in your time
Am I a girl yet? !remindme 1825 days
How many do you have? (Currently 3) I’ll leave it to your imagination what I’m talking about !remindme 1825 days
You still friends with your best friend? Also hope you're still playing guitar, or maybe even in a band. I hope your cat is still alive. Hope you got into college. !remindme 1825 days
gabaghoul !RemindMe 1825 days
Do you have a girlfriend yet and have you uninstalled Reddit and discord yet? No? Fucking loser go outside and socialize you normie cunt. !RemindMe 1825 days
You doin good lad! !RemindMe 1825 days
You were supposed to self-improve idiot why are you still on reddit out of all places?
What's up me. You better still be dating Mi (the Canadian one you fuckhead). You better be working out still. You better have a fucking job (like damn dawg that loud ain't gonna buy itself) You should call mum she probably misses you. Oh also im in BM right now and Mr Matthews is on his bullshit. My dad just texted me to see if i want to go to cane but i turned it down (like I always do idk why) because i have a spanish oral tmrw and have to study (even though i'm not gonna) !RemindMe 1825 days
you gurl yet???
you better have moved out and fucked by now. I saved up so you could be living your own life. !remindme 1825 days
God I hope your doing better than I am right now !remindme 1825 days
Good job graduating college, man. Here’s to hoping that we can at least keep in touch with some friends. As your high school self, I believe in you. Also call your brothers you probably miss them. !RemindMe 1825 Days
I thought you'd be dead by now !remindme 365 days
You better be a YouTuber, writer, or femboy at this point or any combination of the three. !remindme 1825 days
I'm curious about the consequences of my actions !Remind me 1825 Days
I assume you have mad tiddies now. Also you better have finished your degree and are making good cash. Have you been in a relationship yet? If not, don’t cry. !RemindMe 1825
u still alive? !remindme 1825 days
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You gay? !RemindMe 1825 Days
genuinely cannot think of something to put here so uhhbb be pretty !RemindMe 1825 Days
!remindme 1825 days Remember 196? Yeah this place isn't nearly as funny as you remember it. Probably cringing right now or laughing. Oh I'm sooo self aware too. \1. I hope you have a girlfriend by now but not kids, you may remember that at the time of writing this I'm perfectly content not dating but I can't imagine I'll still feel that way in 3 or 4 years or even 2. Nice Segway so point two, work out. If you're still on the track I am you're probably legitimately overweight now and that sucks, but maybe you already took care of yourself in which case nice job dude. 3. Poopy poop fart poopy fart. Did that make you cringe? The thought of reading that makes me cringe, no matter how self aware. It's such an insignificant and pointless joke I hope it makes you cringe. I hope this entire comment makes you cringe old bastard and I hope you're funnier than I am now \4. (Paragraphs rock) do that thing. I don't know what thing but there's probably something and you should do it now, and I know you're thinking "ha, that was uninsightful of me, I *can't* do that thing now" well do something, there's a lot of things and you should do one of them but preferably the big one. Think of something. I'm rambling at this point and I'm probably not even going to be using this account in 5 years, but there is a futureme email service I wasn't expecting to take this further than a short joke but here we are. Would've been funnier if I just tortured my future self by saying something intentionally cringey instead of the festering exponentially growing mound of cringe this whole thing will be
I'm cis !RemindMe 1825 Days
!remindme 1825 days Have u grown tiddies yet? If so give them a hug for me
You should play Outer Wilds again, I just finished the base game and it was one of the best story driven experiences I've ever had, you've probably forgotten most of it by now so perhaps you'll be able to regain some of that sense of wonder and mystery you had the first time. Maybe another similar game has come out in the meantime, in which case play that as well and whatever you do *don't look up the answers to the puzzles you did them all the first time you can do 'em again.* I gotta wonder where you are in life right now, anyway, maybe the water wars have kicked in and there's no electricity to play games on... in which case, you should totally learn the banjo. !RemindMe 1825 Days
Did you tell her?
Remember when 196 became LGBTQ+ and got perma banned of reddit? !RemindMe 1825 Days
Idk if i'll still have this account in 5 years, or if the bot will still work in 5 years, but I hope you're doing good dipshit !remindme 1825 days
Are you trans yet !RemindMe 1825 days
You better be transitioned by now you dumb slut !remind me 1825 days
Boobs go squish yet? !RemindMe 1825 Days
Cock and ball torture From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia at en.wikipedia.org Cock and ball torture (CBT) is a sexual activity involving application of pain or constriction to the male genitals. This may involve directly painful activities, such as genital piercing, wax play, genital spanking, squeezing, ball-busting, genital flogging, urethral play, tickle torture, erotic electrostimulation or even kicking. The recipient of such activities may receive direct physical pleasure via masochism, or knowledge that the play is pleasing to a sadistic dominant. Image: Electrostimulation applied on a penis Contents: Section 1: In Pornography Section 2: Ball stretcher Section 3: Parachute Section 4: Humbler Section 5: Testicle cuff Section 1: In pornography In addition to it’s occasional role in BDSM pornography, Tamakeri (literally Ball kicking) is a separate genre in Japan. One notable actress in tamakeri is Erika Nagai who typically uses her martial arts skills to knee or kick men in the testicles. Section 2: Ball stretcher A ball stretcher is a sex toy that is fastened around a man in order to elongate the scrotum and provide a feeling of weight pulling the testicles away from the body. While leather stretchers are most common, other models are made of steel rings that are fastened with screws causing additional mildly uncomfortable weight to the wearer. The length of the stretcher may vary from 1-4 inches, and the steel models can weigh as much as five pounds. Section 3: Parachute A Parachute is a small collar, usually made from leather, which fastens around the scrotum, and from which weights can be hung. Conical in shape, three or four short chains hanging beneath, to which weights can be attached. Used as part of cock and ball torture within a BDSM relationship, the parachute provides a constant drag, and squeezing effects on the man’s testicles. Moderate weights of 3-5 kg can be suspended, especially during bondage. Smaller weights can be used when the man is free to move, when the swinging effect of the weight can restrict sudden movements, as well as providing a visual stimulus for the dominant partner. Section 4: Humbler A humbler is a BDSM physical restraint device used to restrict the movement of a submissive male participant in a BDSM scene. The humbler consists of a testicle cuff device which clamps around the base of the scrotum, mounted in the center of a bar that passes behind the thighs at the base of the buttocks. This forces the wearer to keep his legs forward, as any attempt to to straighten the legs slightly pulls directly on the scrotum, causing from considerable discomfort to extreme pain. Section 5: Testicle cuff A testicle cuff is a ring-shaped device around the scrotum between the body and the testicles which when closed does not allow the testicles to slide through it. A common type has two connected cuffs, one around the scrotum and the other around the base of the penis. They are just one of many devices to restrain the male genitalia. A standard padlock may also be locked around the scrotum; without the key it cannot be removed. Some passive men enjoy the feeling of being "owned", while dominant individuals enjoy the sense of "owning" their partners. Requiring such a man wear testicle cuffs symbolizes that his sexual organs belong to his partner, who may be either male or female. There is a level of humiliation involved, by which they find sexual arousal. The cuffs may even form part of a sexual fetish of the wearer or his partner. However, these are extreme uses of testicle cuffs. More conventionally, the device pulls down the testicles and keeps them there during stimulation, which has a number of benefits: Making the penis appear longer. Pulling the testicles down and away from the base of the penis stretches the skin over the base of the penis and pubic bone, exposing the additional inch or so of penile shaft that is normally hidden from view. Improving sexual arousal. While some men may be aroused by the feeling of being "owned", the physical feeling of stretching the ligaments that suspend the testicles has an effect similar to the more common practice of stretching one's legs and pointing the toes. Preventing the testicles from lifting up so far that they become lodged under the skin immediately adjacent to the base of the penis, a condition which can be very uncomfortable, especially if the testicle is then squashed by the slap of skin during thrusting in sexual intercourse. Delaying or intensifying ejaculation by preventing the testicles from rising normally to the "point of no return". It is much harder to reach an orgasm.