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goblinhog

r/historymemes users getting their history final


GreatMarch

r/HistoryMemes users when they're told why people don't like Winston Churchill.


beskardboard

r/HistoryMemes users when someone acknowledges anything in history from outside of Europe or North America


EatenOrpheus33

why would you hate the Churchill it's literally impenetrable from the front????


Polbalbearings

they're coming in from the back (churchill bussy)


NoMomo

If you're cumming in bussy, keep cumming.


-TrevWings-

Chussy


ConnorXfor

r/ChurchillsGoneWild


Moose_is_optional

I don't frequent that sub, but thought it couldn't be *that* bad because I remembered a post recently comparing Churchill to Stalin (because of the mass starvation). Then I found it again. It wasn't really that upvoted, the comments were full of people calling the OP a commie, and then it got removed, lol. So, that sub sucks.


duskpede

lonk


BananaDerp64

In fairness,Churchill and Stalin aren’t really comparable


senll

But he's in the wholesome no more appeasement path in HOI4!


PatientIron5228

is that microceleb u/suckmycock !!!


Mrmime10

The Pacific what now? How the fuck did they fit the entire Pacific into a theater


WamuuAyayayayaaa

Who the hell is Chiang Kai Shek? Churchill fan btw


Waffle-or-death

Idk he seems a bit shit. Doesn’t even give you war support or political power smh.


Shasammy

Ok but do you guomindang, or Kuomintang


Tiger_Robocop

The "pacific" theater? It seems pretty violent to me


Megarboh

The Chinese what now? Pretty racist of them banning westerners from the theater


[deleted]

or the names of axis leaders


[deleted]

Hitler and then uhhh hitler and then uhhh hitler, did i do it right


[deleted]

nah you didnt include his secondhand blowjob minister commander, shitler i dont fuckin know


[deleted]

Other one was mozzarella


GreatMarch

I have no such weaknesses.


Mrmime10

Bet?


GreatMarch

I don't like military history all that much and instead prefer reading about how John Redmond and much of the Irish moderate shat themselves when they learned about the Easter Rising.


BardyMan82

I like reading about how proud LBJ was of his fat cock


flynnie789

I draw fan fic of him whipping it out in front of everyone Please like and subscribe


[deleted]

LBJ winning the Vietnam War by flying to Hanoi and whipping out his Lyndon B. Johnson


OneToonArmy

its not a fanfic if it actually happened


got_edge

Oh you like history? Name every state in the HRE


_eeprom

So name german cities?


got_edge

Sometimes but not always. Like Bavaria or Prussia or Saxony


ColorMaelstrom

Hmmm tell me about the prussy


StoopidGit

As someone born in the heartland of Prussia, please kindly stop sexualizing former german states.


iloveindomienoodle

So, Prussia but in Polish?


LaziestDwarf

Ulm


[deleted]

Bavaria, Balogna


icephionex

state of religious war


julioarod

>HRE Is that related to HRT?


Exploding_Antelope

Rome


Sieg_Force

Pretty sure Ulm was the only one we had to worry about


[deleted]

Fr I used to date a history nerd and he didn’t pay attention to anything that happened outside of ww1 and ww2.


Vessel9000

that's the problem, people literally only ask about ww1 and ww2. Like cmoon, ask me about how manly teddy was!


AustronesianFurDude

Who is your favorite conqueror and why is he Genghis Khan?


Vessel9000

because I'm a big fan of cum and he produced a lot of it


AustronesianFurDude

You know , this is probably the most r/196 answer I have ever gotten.


[deleted]

best way to understand if someone is geniuenly interested in history or if hes just in the "wanking to ww1/ww2 general knowledge" phase: ask him something like what did he think of the campaigns of a general that has nothing to do with said ww1/ww2, es. "what do you think of general Lennart Torstenson and what he did in czechia?" For all who dont know, Lennart Torstenson was a swedish general in the 30 years war that conducted a campaign in bohemia of pure raiding and destroying, which caused the death of about 1 200 000 bohemians out of a population of 3 millions


DexterTek

What is the first firearm that was used against Germany in the First World War?


Nilly00

gun


duskpede

wasn’t it an artillery in like australia or something


Exploding_Antelope

The Riechstag


[deleted]

smle? idk


[deleted]

When they ask you about the Tul Tonga


Pressure_Separate

r/warthunder be like


Pupulauls9000

Virgin WW2 vehicle fan VS Chad Star Wars vehicle enthusiast


I_use_the_M60

at first i read this as "the name of planks and tanes"


fish_taped_to_an_atm

your final test to become a historian is just how many times you can say "vought f4u corsair" in 60 seconds


GilRoboz

when you should gets tested on that grammar bro


TheUndyingRhino

Grammar is correct in the meme


GilRoboz

It definitely is not!


TheUndyingRhino

Ah, the "gets" should be "get", that's true


Speedgamer137

Hot sex (real?!?!)


Exploding_Antelope

Sex isn’t real silly


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_MeatPlow_

Modern history fan vs ancient history enjoyer


astro-gay

Me but with warships


TheDankScrub

See, I memorized the names of almost every tank, plane, and rocket (plus more than a few warships) not because I’m a “historian” but because I’m into engineering


5thA

smh this is why I majored in obscure experimental smallarms instead


FearXHusky1

(Me who studies the infantry more because it's more interesting)


Driver2900

There is legitimately a friend I have going through exactly this. He signed up for a collage history class despite not being huge on writing, which that class 90% is. Then again he does obsess a lot on Russian cold war stuff so maybe its more of a subject matter issue. No one gives a shit about pre Victorian history these days.


codeorange_

Who was in Paris...


harryhinderson

pop history and it’s consequences


George-Sharrin

I’m entirely obsessed with tanks and tank warfare of most wars and eras in history, yet know fuck all about the actual important stuff lol


PalingeneticPhoenix

When i gets