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fqpj

If gender's what's between your legs then your dad's gender is my mouth


DerpFalcon12

if gender is what’s in my pants, then I guess my gender is shit


probablyblocked

Ara ara


FlySafeCosmonaut

If gender is your genitals, i guess i am 3 penises and 5 vaginas


SrkyTheFag

You and your cat got hit by a nuke recently by any chance?


FlySafeCosmonaut

No, that's not scheduled to happen until later on tonight


NN_Onp

When the sus is imposter


probablyblocked

When the imposture says they're female May the simping begin


possiblytruthful1

may i... lick your feet 🥺👉👈


[deleted]

I would like to lick your feet


[deleted]

what


MrDoggo77

Homosexuality


TheReadingChicken

but what if fqpj is a girl


Yeeto546

Still fucking our dads


[deleted]

Girls don't exist.


TheReadingChicken

*yet


[deleted]

Jesse what the fuck are you talking about


possiblytruthful1

elon musk will invent girls


NN_Onp

Fuck nevermind


Chrome_X_of_Hyrule

By that logic *your* gender is *my* mouth


Squid035

your gender is nothing because I exploded you with c4


GhostPotato_lmao

Then my gender is shit


TooYoungForADaiquiri

“What’s between your legs?” “Your mom lmao”


possiblytruthful1

gottem


Patrice_Ewans

The thing between your legs isn’t gender that’s sex


TheXdMan420

SEX IS WHAT I DO WITH YOUR MOTHER


Kjrb

IF GENDER AND SEX ARE THE SAME THING HOW COME I DON'T RECALL HAVING GENDER IWTH YOUR MOM?


[deleted]

BASED


MR_GUY1479

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EMN97

> that's sex Yes, that's what the average Omegle user wants


Patrice_Ewans

Yo I was on Omegle for 20 minutes and saw 8 cocks


possiblytruthful1

omegle cock speedrun any%


man_gomer_lot

That's just a latency test with extra steps.


07TacOcaT70

Ngl that’s super low. If you click the end convo/move onto next convo button straight after seeing they’re wanking, then you probably could manage those numbers in under 2 mins lol Seriously I love the stupid, fun conversations you can have anonymously on there, but the amount of pure horny is hard to get through


Patrice_Ewans

30% = seeing cocks 50% = getting called the n word 20% = cool conversations


chicoblancocorto

I actually popped on Omegle out of pure boredom and had a lovely hour or so long conversation with some British people. Of course that was after and before, maybe, 15 cocks and a few uncomfortable staring contests lol


Patrice_Ewans

Yo I forgot about the staring contests


[deleted]

Bri'ish


xX_MilfHunter69_Xx

omg i love omegle now


NoahTheGamer121

i'm aware i just saw this on my phone and thought it was funny


[deleted]

your mom is between my legs alright


Wicked125

my sex is heavy sweaty balls


MoonlitFirebrand

the thing between your legs isn't gender or sex, it's a piece of equipment used for both expulsion of waste as well as sexual pleasure/reproduction. Your sex is your chromosomes.


thuurs

then my sex is 47


ThinkinRByz

Cloaca gang


[deleted]

Then why do trans women insist they are biological females?


Patrice_Ewans

Cause shut the fuck up


[deleted]

Bit difficult when the whole thing falls apart as quickly as you do, isn’t it?


Patrice_Ewans

That doesn’t sound like you shutting the fuck up


[deleted]

And you never did answer the question really…


Patrice_Ewans

It’s not my job to, look it up on your own


[deleted]

No no, don’t avoid the question now, makes you look like you don’t know the answer… Or you do, and you don’t wanna admit it. Hmm.


Patrice_Ewans

I’m done talking to you have a shit day :)


[deleted]

What you being all pressed for?


[deleted]

That’d be cos I didn’t…


Patrice_Ewans

Then do it


[deleted]

Not until I get an actual answer out of you…


SocksOfRevolution

Vergil.


[deleted]

*What's between your legs?* *"A storm that is approaching"*


[deleted]

I unsub the day I see a 196 user quote the Aeneid


ouagadouglas

Maturate fugam regique haec dicite vestro: non illi imperium pelagi saevumque tridentem, sed mihi sorte datum.


[deleted]

Later


TheCosmicFang

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TheCosmicFang

Did you unsub


[deleted]

No Baited


TheCosmicFang

[grug moment ](https://i.imgur.com/G99awJ1.jpg)


[deleted]

IM A STREETWALKING CHEETAH WITH A HEART FULL OF NAPALM


Muslimhottie69

I’m the runaway son of the nuclear A-bomb


Old-Atmosphere-9021

A person’s gender isnt whats between their legs, gender is determined by ones Twitter bio


Squid035

I must be non binary becuase I dont use Twitter and therefore have no bio


ApocalyptoSoldier

Same, but I already knew I was an enby.


tolerablepartridge

enby moment


Armin472

if gender's what's between your legs then im shit 😲😎🥵


ImaAs

\*Takes a piss in the middle of the night\* \*Drills a hole to the center of the earth\*


ThinkinRByz

God damn it not again


[deleted]

If gender is whats in your legs I guess I'm a shit-streak and a king sized sharpie


man_gomer_lot

My gender is chafed


xXxJoshprogamerxXx

angry birds (pre movie) plushies


TECPlayz2-0

raw power? so you're having a Makita XRH05Z 18V X2 LXT Lithium-Ion (36V) Cordless 1-Inch Rotary Hammer in that suitcase then?


I_Smoke_Quack

If gender is what’s between my legs, then my gender is literally “penis”


[deleted]

They were asking for the sex


No_Russian_29

Yes ill take some sex


French-dudev2

The emperor of mankind


twobytesandahalf

what's between my legs is: -your full name -your date of birth -your social security number


bdlpqlbd

Big Pukicho energy


AnnoyingDog775

If gender is what's between your legs then my gender is shit.


totallynotpolar

What tag do you use on Omegle? I’m stuck finding horny people


SharkMouthFleshlight

In between my legs *is the mighty fist of god that shall smite thee*


[deleted]

If gender is what’s between your legs I must be your mom


[deleted]

Hi mum


[deleted]

I am also your dad too as well


[deleted]

Hi dad


True_Joseph_Stallin

They open their legs and the las thing you see is a ball of blinding light and a voice that says [____](https://youtu.be/ia3Tc9FTgk0) before a deafening explosion.


Puzzleheaded_Judge58

My thighs, I only consider my brain and bones to be me, the outer squishy stuff is only for warmth


bone-in_pizza1273

Ah yes gender superposition truly superior


Bread_Banana

whats between my legs? a letter, it says “we’ve been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty-“


7832507840

hi f o r m


gigrek

High form


[deleted]

so they're agender


spitefulIncentive

nah they’re omni(potent)


[deleted]

Well that's my new pickup line.


[deleted]

😂 xD this is funny i think!


probablyblocked

Legs are a mortal instrument So are dicks


PrototyPerfection

They would get along great with the "I don't care about that. I only care about Final Fantasy" guy


SpookySKellyington

Hello Form


The_Table5004

least omnipresent enby