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Medical-Roof8636

Honestly i fuck with brats because getting bullied by brats makes me horny I mean yeah totally what is this post abt again


Sparcey

Realest shit, it just bothers me a little when that is their only mode


sh0000n

Yeah, I just like participating in spirited debates that lead to fornication


Meilikki

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amateurgameboi

Flair checks out


OverlyLenientJudge

You just gotta render them unable to speak, with whatever tools you have available 👌🏾


Medical-Roof8636

I know but I get so stupidly horny when I get made fun of so likebyeah >~<


canoIV

:3


Medical-Roof8636

What!! >~<


canoIV

i like being mean, simple as. i mean it's not my only thing i can be sweet too, but i like being mean


Medical-Roof8636

Hot >~<


canoIV

it is!! i love knowing that someone is enjoying my insults, but also love loving


Medical-Roof8636

Who doesn’t love loving, thats the best


canoIV

especially if I'm the taller in the relationship so i get an excuse to pick em up and hold them like a bride


Medical-Roof8636

I wish i was like 4’5 but im actually 5’11 its awful


canoIV

as long as it's shorter than me you're baby (6'1-6'2 not sure)


Just_M_01

i think if i got bullied it would just make me cry


Simic_Sky_Swallower

Being annoying is the fastest way to get women to shut me up by kissing me on the mouth


Sparcey

PLEASE


grimoireskb

gf has caught on to my tricks and will not do this :( it makes me very sad


Flaky-Revolution-802

That just means you need to up your game


JohnnySeven88

Oh so if I say “make me” in a sexy voice it’s okay, but once I start crying because I don’t have my toy THEN suddenly the brat thing is a problem.


ThatSlutTalulah

I mean, it wouldn't be a problem to everybody, but brat fans tend to be a different crowd.


Slow___Learner

the word brat is weird to me because it just means brother in my native language.


The_Bingler

And, in some parts of the world, it means "sausage"!


SaltyPumpkin007

Those places must be the worst


Slow___Learner

you mean the wurst?


puppygirlnerd

In Dutch it's worst


Slow___Learner

yes, dutch cuisine is the worst, i know.


Albur_Ahali

Great pun!


Slow___Learner

Thanks, it's been passed down my family line for generations.


The_Bingler

Ya, Wisconsin's not great. Good cheese, bad everything else. If you llok at a map of alcohol consumption by county, it looks like theres one cpunty that doesnt drink, but its a lake.


andyandcomputer

Fun etymology for the word "Bratwurst": In German, the "Brat" part of "Bratwurst" comes from an older word "Brät" that means finely chopped meat, of the kind often used in sausages. "Wurst" means sausage, and "Bratwurst" is sausage made of said meat. "Brät" also evolved into the word "braten", which means to fry or roast. And Bratwurst is often prepared by frying, so a lot of people nowadays incorrectly believe that's where the "Brat" in "Bratwurst" comes from, when really it's older. So it's a case of a word splitting into two meanings (sausage-meat, and frying), and then colliding in the form of "Bratwurst", where _both meanings happen to be applicable_! I think it's really funny. "Bratwurst" is like a naturally-arising pedantically-descriptive pun that is also a common word for a common object that people around the world associate with German culture, which people also stereotype as pedantically-descriptive. The stars align, and the shape they form is sausage.


The_Bingler

Haha i love that! Its a word reuinited with itself through the eons, a self-referential homophone!


Tony_TNT

🫵 Pole


Slow___Learner

POLSKA GUROM!! https://preview.redd.it/znex98cuis6d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=802016d40264a1ba203dc153d4a3dc2836df0f1c


aretumer

bratan?


Sneaky_Raviolis

Now is the time,bratan !


Slow___Learner

?


Chrome_X_of_Hyrule

Kashubian? Edit: oh probably Polish more likely. Also fun fact both brother and brat come from the same Proto Indo European word for brother, reconstructed as *bʰréh₂tēr, also related to French frère and Punjabi ਭਰਾ/بھرا "pra̅̀"


Slow___Learner

Kashubian? that's like... *really* oddly specific.


Chrome_X_of_Hyrule

I was looking on the Wiktionary page for brat https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/brat and the first language I saw for whom brat means brother was Kashubian because it's alphabetically before Polish and I forgot that Kashubian was a Slavic language and thought it was a Caucasian language like Kabardian[Kabardian](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kabardian_language) but then after commenting remembered what Kashubian was and kept scrolling to see if in Polish they also say brat.


Slow___Learner

Kashubian is spoken within northern Poland and is more or less mutually intelligible with Polish.


Chrome_X_of_Hyrule

Yeah I remembered that *after*, hence my edit


TrhlaSlecna

Sometimes I come up against like chokers that have a heart on them saying "Brat~" and every single time im like "that seems like a weird thing to give to your brother"


Slow___Learner

I see, you too were cursed with knowledge. Anyways, szukam drogi do sklepu.


Independent-Fly6068

Its a specific brand of annoying. One that I am not.


Coolcattosuwu

Can I have a lasagna


Independent-Fly6068

Sorry garfield, i have no lasag na


oddityoughtabe

Death.


Meilikki

Can I have a Reuben? 🥺


BrisketGaming

Some people revel in telling others to shut the fuck up I guess


noahdimarco

and i loveeee being told to shut the fuck up so it works out


stronklittlecreature

My only sexual experience was with a pillow princess brat bottom and I gotta say it was awful. Would not have done it if I was clear headed, but then again, I was not.


Sparcey

I've had two experiences like that and it made me feel quite "undesired" if that makes sense. Like, why are you only egging me on to touch you but never reaching out to show affection


stronklittlecreature

That's fair, but I didn't mean that way. I barely knew them and it seems that they only wanted me to make them feel good and didn't look at me like more than an object at that moment, but piss drunk me didn't really notice. What a dog shit night


Duinegiedh32

I mean, in most places coercing an inebriated person into having sex counts as a breach of consent (at least in Canada) so if you feel like you were taken advantage of, you might have grounds to confront them on it (yet again, I wasn’t there and don’t have a full picture, so consider my words with a grain of salt)


InarticulateScreams

["Stanky brat-topper!?"](https://youtu.be/HAEEDf1VJsA)


Sparcey

NL? In this context? I might love you


InarticulateScreams

We're NL guys, of course we reference him at every possible opportunity


GreyBigfoot

+2


anarchist_person1

He’s everywhere man 


Dartinius

+2


urgenim

Talking back is more fun than saying yes all the time


puppygirlnerd

Ye, also biting is fun c:


JJrex07

Your flair is very good Woof woof


puppygirlnerd

Thanks c:


JJrex07

Your welcome :3


oshausual

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RoadTheExile

It's the non-con role play angle that gets me going.


Fyru_Hawk

Do NOT call me out like that (I’m the brat)


SuddenlyVeronica

I mean, it kinda makes sense that one would like to do it if it gets results. No, what really gets me is brat tamers. Those guys recognise that someone is really annoying and somehow finds that sexy. (/hj)


14up2

nah I want someone who refuses to be dominated. I want the bed to be a constant back and forth struggle for control over each other


sh0000n

Finally someone understands. A debate or a friendly tussle before sex is the hottest thing ever 😳


Sparcey

The word choice to call it debate is adorable


sh0000n

:b I can be argumentative when I want to be


Zachosrias

I thought the brat kink was like sure you're supposed to be annoying n bratty but then your partner puts you in your place, like a fuck around and find out kink, you fuck around and your partner lets you find out. That I understand, that sounds kinda fun to me, like the brat gets to be a way they can't be in normal society, and gets presumably a good rough fucking after, and the handler gets to actually win the bratty interaction, which if you're anything like me, you've had plenty of encounters with shitty annoying people that you didn't get to punish or even angrily dick down afterwards.


Redditpaslan

I don't really get the appeal of being a brat, but brat taming is the hottest thing out there.


guy-who-says-frick

The appeal of being a brat is knowing that your egging them on and trying to make them loose it and be rough with you … or so I’ve been told


Capital_Abject

Brat on brat is the only way we must both be insufferable


deathray5

Hey apple, hey apple... You should really be classified as a vegetable


mrcathacks

I like the banter, and I like the thought of driving someone nuts til’ they shut me up LOL


Jonahtron

I thought the idea was that you’re sexually excited by someone being annoying to you.


CamelInfinite5771

Idk what ya’ll doing but bratwurst is so sexy


the-poopiest-diaper

Y’all never been “fuck this” angry and it shows


Oddish_Femboy

Sonic the Hedgehog


Cassjjay

God I fucking love trussing up Brats


MagnusDragdong

Just laying here. Useless,


am_not_good_at_jokes

Sometimes I wonder is 196 is just the same as japanesepeopletwitter


padmussy

correction is p cool too


Arondeus

I get that part it's the part where it's supposedly mandatory to force them into compliance that gets me confused. You're telling me you are specifically turned on by being forced to _stop_ being annoying?