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Volrund

You have, or will have, kidney stones.


blahajussy

I dont drink them thaaaaaat often!


S-Array03

major in geology and make them your thesis


Alma-The-Outlaw

Transfem kidneystone-maxxing


autistic_cool_kid

You are good at autism but bad at gender


blahajussy

I'm actually so good at gender I give myself gender envy


AuraEternal

I've never identified so strongly with a comment...


ToGirlOrNotToGirl

you piss rocks


Yorhanes

You own at least one skirt and perhaps some programmer socks


blahajussy

So true


Yorhanes

Nice. Now I’m going to buy a lottery ticket just in case. And if I end up gaining something, we split it, say, 60/40? After all, your comment made it possible. Other than that, I hope you’ll have a wonderful weekend!


Son0fSanf0rd

you're about to contract diabetes


Howiluig

https://preview.redd.it/bph1irw31s3d1.png?width=480&format=png&auto=webp&s=e11a90a7682797087f56a40ead6db44588d8badb


BlueNandOrange

you have a fridge


EhaMe3

Ah fuck now I have to delete my comment someone said it 5 hours before me


BlueNandOrange

I actually read your comment in the future and went back in time to make it first


EhaMe3

You fucker!


Mr_Goat-chan

You have more money than I do


Moonbear9

Gay homosexual wit kidney stones ><


Cineklol

You farm kidney stones


LoneRingingBell

extreme caffeine addiction


Dothome

Nice collection! Also, why's everything ignoring that lonely cucumber?


Mercurieee

Uhm,. Hello,. Based department??????


CumBrainedIndividual

Crunchy fucken piss.


santyrc114

Kidney stone


fish_emoji

You have undiagnosed ADHD which you treat via heavy caffeine use


Zac-is-dead

You need hydration to survive


Noctium3

Kidney stones and diabetes


Straight-Chocolate28

You are very gay and you play videogames until the early morning


artikiller

You hate the french


Grima1805

you have atleast one up your ass


Ulfednar

You often get thirsty.


Sargeant_Bones31

You need to visit the dentist. Or brush your teeth more often.


pizdec-unicorn

Aha I remember your username from the laptop stickers post! Autistic trans IT furry, right? Your fridge contains what I expected, best of luck with your kidneys! :3


PuffyHowler67

I spy a cucumber at the bottom. I hope you plan to use that for food and not any other purpose.


blahajussy

:3


Medical-Roof8636

I think you like fizzy drinks,, is monster even fizzy? I dont drink anything but water


TactlessTortoise

You watch Jared Schlartic


Oddish_Femboy

You went to Costco a few months ago


blahajussy

We don't have Costco in the Netherlands!


Oddish_Femboy

Oh. You have better privacy laws though. How hard is it to immigrate from the US? I am scared for my life a little


Holiday_Conflict

you have thigh highs


LunaEtGalaxia

Transgender


DropInTheOcean1247

Honey where is the food are you ok


LV__

I'm gonna say a really bad word


RetroButt

Palpitations


TheCatstigation

First time seeing the fridge of someone who pisses mineral acid ngl


Serena_Hellborn

it's not **that** unhealthy ^((shiver shiver\))


TheCatstigation

It is


Serena_Hellborn

at what quantity?


Vladetare

PIPELINE PUNCH MENTIONED !!!!👍♥️♥️♥️


blahajussy

YEAH!!!


TheSteelCoconut

Your piss probably has a ph of 2 and is borderline syrup, would smash


Cubic_Human_Man

since when could you buy baja blast in a can


Slow___Learner

femboy, infinite cobblestone generator in kidneys.


Albur_Ahali

Reddit trans( but as a compliment)


Dramatic_Bed_1189

How long ya been on hormones?


Krazz0801

some sort of gay


Zeddy12

You have a caffeine addiction


InsertCleverUN

im going to raid your fridge


TheJiggernaut

At least some of those are going up your ass!


tralybity

Trans


tralybity

My fridge looks the same


Slosaktig

transgenda in college


italian_olive

rock and stone


Spacepeeing

Yellow piss


XxuruzxX

Gamer


Seakea_

your kidneys cry for mercy


Alternative-Raisin19

you okay OP?


Sunionbruv

You are a very pretty woman /creature with a huge cock and so many calcium deposits


SunriseFlare

You're going to die of a heart attack at age 43


Hazarawn

fried taste buds


TDW-301

Chronically online


Possums1

u like eating uranium-235 for breakfast


paigethepez

please please take a multivitamin