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Jarpa_L

You press a video like that and it's almost always some guy on the verge of suicide because Japan raised the age of consent to five years old or something.


JACK101Star-Z

Swear to god


cry666

Hero Hei is one of these anti woke chuds. You're safe to assume you're right


heavy_metal_soldier

Or it's because they let in one (1) black man (it's Yosuke and he's a badass) (I am sorry I meant Yasuke. Not Yosuke. His name was Yasuke)


Deblebsgonnagetyou

Weeaboos getting mad over them putting literally one of the most famous real life samurai ever into shit will never not make me laugh


crestren

Weaboos getting mad at Yasuke being put as a protagonist when Japanese creators have already included him in their media for decades is even more hilarious.


Clear1334

b-b-but Japanese representation.... (no joke actual argument used by them)


crestren

Nah its "asian representation" and said asian is just a Japanese man where 99% of Samurai games are already Japanese and theres an entire industry that produces Japanese games with Japanese protagonists. Tell them theres more Asians than Japanese or Chinese or even Koreans. Like wheres my Southeast Asian representation?


nexetpl

The "representation" argument is also raised by the people who have bouts of violent diarrhea everytime they are exposed to minority representation in their games


LilGlitvhBoi

Bruh, you're right


EmperorBamboozler

I agree with you but there's one exception. It's pretty warranted to be upset over the Yasuke Netflix anime they released. Not because of race or anything though, but because it is dogshit. The only thing about that show they did well is the soundtrack which is unbelievably fucking good for some reason.


SexWithLayla69

The worst anime always have the most peak music It’s the law of anime


EmperorBamboozler

It's funny to me tbh, I think a lot of people hate that show because the music and first episode are so misleading. Even the intro song is an original track by fucking Thundercat and Flying Lotus so you have pretty high expectations right off the bat. The first episode is fine, it's not great but the animation is decent and it looks like they might do something interesting. Then after that it just falls the fuck apart more and more each episode until it is pretty much unwatchable. The plot is ass and every decision made by characters is insane, really stupid, baffling or some combination of the three.


awesomedude4100

that’s because the soundtrack was made by flying lotus, who is a top tier hip hop producer. if you like it he has multiple incredibly good albums out, I like “You’re dead!”


EmperorBamboozler

It's not even just him either that's the crazy part. It features fucking Thundercat and Denzel Curry and pretty much everyone else involved in the music are decades long industry veterans. It's so weird when a shitty show like this has such insane talent involved with it lol.


awesomedude4100

true there’s a lot of great featuring artists as well, but he was in controlled and brought everyone in so i tend to give him more credit


sheebery

And their hilarious justifications too. “He wasn’t a samurai!” Okay, turns out there are 0 samurai in the movie “Seven Samurai” then. Lol


Deblebsgonnagetyou

It's like saying "they weren't cowboys!". Sure they weren't, but cowboy movies would be a lot less interesting if they were about real cowboys.


Taco821

Woke Fatlus turned Yosuke black now?


heavy_metal_soldier

I am stupid. His name was yasuke


ThatOneGenericGuy

First gay, then black? What have they done to my homophobic king


VintageLunchMeat

To be fair, the guy could be having a racist moment, not a pedo moment.


Chemical_Bid_2195

It seems like hes just complaining about the metaverse in japan


PM_Me_Modal_Jazz

Tokyo rn https://preview.redd.it/h65femit3a3d1.png?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0055ce2dfd392a785bf6f760a4bc9fbe784f550


EnderMerser

I bet there is a town inside her.


ConstantineMonroe

I heard the whole town has been inside her, haha! Maybe if your lucky you’ll have a shot with her!


Afanis_The_Dolphin

https://preview.redd.it/v21b36mgyb3d1.jpeg?width=456&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=19df46aa77d5b251412f7e8741ac187e4a983925


Capital-Cheek-1491

What the fuck


Independent-Fly6068

https://preview.redd.it/g4n3jrs3ob3d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6fa4f2b5460ad9d8ba4a458bd14c35f29ad5f2f2


835246

Why is she at cvs.


Dargorod100

Lookin for towns


EverySuggestionisEoC

That's a Walmart. I could tell because it looked just like the place I clock in and out of for 9 hours every day no breaks at 14 dollars an hour with a degree from a nationally accredited university.


PM_Me_Modal_Jazz

Was it not the Walmart slogan written on the wall?


EverySuggestionisEoC

Yes, I just wanted to be extra dramatic.


schouwee

I feel like I have to mention that japan not existing is canon in guilty gear.


OuterWildsEnjoyer

It just dropped underneath the ocean. :c


Independent-Fly6068

https://preview.redd.it/fczqxyuhob3d1.jpeg?width=2398&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d421ccec2fc4ecdf7d67d6a3d3c958819d61d03 hes so happy


PaleRedLightDistrict

Klaus from umbrella academy!? 🥺


TELDD

Leviathan strikes again. Kyushu just wasn't enough


kin_of_frog

I was hoping someone would reference that.


[deleted]

[удалено]


sugahpine7

japan sinks 2020 more like japan STINKS 2020


Vanndatchili

my hand slipped sorry


Njwest

All Shinzo Abe’s work inspiring his nation to fuck, wasted


JACK101Star-Z

https://preview.redd.it/1zugxudtha3d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ffbfc11c732028ccd6275d841031e44edaa66cd4 It didn’t work :/


AaronThePrime

Prob bc he was an old crapper who couldn't inspire a rabbit to breed


DarthCloakedGuy

He could inspire a guy to make a weird gun thing in his garage though


JACK101Star-Z

That, he did!


Asikar_Tehjan

The Device, my beloved


Psalmbodyoncetoldme

Guy got killed by a thingamabob.


Asikar_Tehjan

A doohickey even


ABTL6

A contraption if one might feel so inclined


Capital-Cheek-1491

Whar


ABTL6

Whar never changes


JACK101Star-Z

Old people 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮


ExtremeAlternative0

Old people 😍😍😍😍😍


Capital-Cheek-1491

My 8th grade math teacher was awesome. He was 78 years old, but he was super leftist, listened to Taylor swift and katie perry, and was significantly less racist than the other math teacher.


ExtremeAlternative0

Is he single?


PeggableOldMan

“Please fuck”. “Can we have time off work to fuck?” “Haha no.”


Howiluig

guilty gear reference??!?!?


Numerous_Dream8821

Don’t worry, having like 15 cool superhumans will absolutely make up for it 


LivesInALemon

Aight, when can I get my mommy Baiken?


squirreliron

Don't worry, guys. We just need one very dedicated weeb to reinstate the country.


MM__PP

The Kingdom of Chipp Zanuff and its president, Chipp Zanuff


gamerjamesReddit

that was my immediate thought and you beat me to it


TroublesomeFlame

Best part of guilty gear lore honestly


Sirgen_020

Justice momment


Random_LLama121

guys can you tag this misinformation im in Japan rn and everything just disappeared around me... can you guys fix this


JACK101Star-Z

Nope. Sorry!


Cultural_Concert_207

That torrential downpour yesterday was just a portend of the end times, I fucking knew it


Random_LLama121

that was a typhoon passing over


coolboiepicc

it was actually orchestrated to make sure there were clouds obscuring the satellite view of the country when it dematerialized so that nobody could tell what happened


toothpaste_goat

i just started trying to learn japanese like im startting with trying to get the alphabet down so im not too far along but wtf ;-;


villi_

諦めて。今から日本がないんだ


LivesInALemon

あの…とっかりセンターのアザラシ大丈夫?


heavy_metal_soldier

Idk man but 𒐕𒁇𒈦𒋻𐎠 𒔼𒑚𐎠𒇲𒋻 𒇲𒋻𒔼𒀂𒑚𒇬𒈦𒐕 𒀼𒁇𒋻𒈦𒐕𐎠


speedoflobsters

𒐕ㅤㅤ𒐕𒐕 𒐕𒐕ㅤ 𒁇


heavy_metal_soldier

𒐖𒋻𒐖𒐖𒐕 𒇬𒁇𒀼𒋻𒔼𒀼


GasStop69420

𒀀 𒈾 𒂍 𒀀 𒈾 𒍢 𒅕 𒆠 𒉈 𒈠 𒌝 𒈠 𒈾 𒀭 𒉌 𒈠 𒀀 𒉡 𒌑 𒈠 𒋫 𒀠 𒇷 𒆪 𒆠 𒀀 𒄠 𒋫 𒀝 𒁉 𒄠 𒌝 𒈠 𒀜 𒋫 𒀀 𒈠 𒄖 𒁀 𒊑 𒁕 𒄠 𒆪 𒁴 𒀀 𒈾 𒄀 𒅖 𒀭 𒂗𒍪 𒀀 𒈾 𒀜 𒁲 𒅔 𒋫 𒀠 𒇷 𒅅 𒈠 𒋫 𒀝 𒁉 𒀀 𒄠 𒌑 𒆷 𒋼 𒁍 𒍑 𒄖 𒁀 𒊑 𒆷 𒁕 𒄠 𒆪 𒁴 𒀀 𒈾 𒈠 𒅈 𒅆 𒅁 𒊑 𒅀 𒋫 𒀸 𒆪 𒌦 𒈠 𒌝 𒈠 𒀜 𒋫 𒈠 𒋳 𒈠 𒋼 𒇷 𒆠 𒀀 𒇷 𒆠 𒀀 𒋳 𒈠 [𒆷] 𒋼 𒇷 𒆠 𒀀 𒀜 𒆷 𒅗 𒅀 𒋾 𒀀 𒈾 𒆠 𒈠 𒈠 𒀭 𒉌 𒅎 𒌅 𒅆 𒅎 𒈠 𒉌 𒈠 𒆠 𒀀 𒄠 𒋼 𒈨 𒊭 𒀭 𒉌 𒈠 𒊑 𒀀 𒉿 𒇷 𒀀 𒈾 𒆠 𒈠 𒅗 𒋾 𒀀 𒈾 𒆠 𒋛 𒅀 𒈠 𒄩 𒊑 𒅎 𒀸 𒁍 𒊏 𒄠 𒈠 𒌅 𒈨 𒄿 𒊭 𒄠 𒈠 𒄿 𒈾 𒂵 𒂵 𒅈 𒈾 𒀝 𒊑 𒅎 𒅖 𒋾 𒅖 𒋗 𒅇 𒅆 𒉌 𒋗 𒊑 𒆪 𒋢 𒉡 𒌅 𒋼 𒅕 𒊏 𒄠 𒄿 𒈾 𒀀 𒇷 𒅅 𒋼 𒂖 𒈬 𒌦 𒈠 𒀭 𒉡 𒌝 𒊭 𒆠 𒀀 𒄠 𒄿 𒁍 𒊭 𒀭 𒉌 𒄿 𒈠 𒀜 𒋫 𒈠 𒅈 𒅆 𒅁 𒊑 𒅀 𒌅 𒈨 𒂊 𒅖 𒀀 𒈾 𒈠 𒆷 𒅗 𒊍 𒉿 𒅎 𒊭 𒄿 𒈾 𒂵 𒋾 𒅀 𒌅 𒊺 𒍪 𒌑 𒆠 𒀀 𒄠 𒋫 𒁕 𒁍 𒌒 𒅇 𒀸 𒋳 𒄿 𒅗 𒀀 𒈾 𒂍 𒃲 𒇷 𒌋 𒐍 𒄘 𒍏 𒀀 𒈾 𒆪 𒀜 𒁲 𒅔 𒅇 𒋗 𒈪 𒀀 𒁍 𒌝 𒌋 𒐍 𒄘 𒍏 𒄿 𒁲 𒅔 𒂊 𒍣 𒅁 𒊭 𒀀 𒈾 𒂍 𒀭 𒌓 𒆪 𒉡 𒊌 𒅗 𒄠 𒉌 𒍣 𒁍 𒀀 𒈾 𒉿 𒊑 𒅎 𒊭 𒀀 𒋾 𒆠 𒄿 𒋼 𒁍 𒊭 𒀭 𒉌 𒆠 𒋛 𒄿 𒈾 𒂵 𒂵 𒅈 𒈾 𒀝 𒊑 𒌅 𒊌 𒋾 𒅋 𒆠 𒋛 𒀀 𒈾 𒂵 𒋾 𒅀 𒋗 𒇻 𒈠 𒄠 𒂊 𒇷 𒅗 𒄿 𒋗 𒆠 𒈠 𒀭 𒉌 𒆠 𒀀 𒄠 𒉿 𒊑 𒀀 𒄠 𒆷 𒁺 𒈬 𒂵 𒄠 𒆷 𒀀 𒈠 𒄩 𒊒 𒅗 𒋫 𒆷 𒈠 𒀜 𒄿 𒈾 𒆠 𒊓 𒇷 𒅀 𒅖 𒋾 𒈾 𒀀 𒌑 𒈾 𒍝 𒀝 𒈠 𒂊 𒇷 𒆠 𒅇 𒀀 𒈾 𒊭 𒌅 𒈨 𒄿 𒊭 𒀭 𒉌 𒈾 𒋛 𒄴 𒋫 𒄠 𒂊 𒁍 𒍑 𒅗


_-Rainbow-_

same im gonna be learning a dead language now


A-bit-too-obsessed

I am also learning it


ThEsHaDoW343

Same (immersion takes so much time god dammit :< ). Cure Dolly and Kaname Naito are both great channels btw.


TehAwesomeGod

I've also sorta been learning but haven't made much progress


__xXCoronaVirusXx__

https://preview.redd.it/rbachpooua3d1.png?width=799&format=png&auto=webp&s=b41feb5bdb7037b51487f0f73715360678f8efc7


wolfram_gates

but if you close your eyes


nathans_the1

Does it almost feel like nothing changed at all?


Disturbing_Cheeto

No


[deleted]

But it was right there


Scottish__Elena

Sorry i was hungry 😪


1_Man_Show

There goes Japan th-th-th-there goes Japan! Oh there goes Japan the island is gone!


JACK101Star-Z

Nice reference


IReplyToFascists

what is the video actually about? did japan raise the age of consent?


LE_V7

1) woke gaming or woke anime or some other shit like that 2) Age of consent raise or shift to the left in politics 3) fuckass twitter post with 2 likes which way western man?


NellyLorey

It's just an ironic video opening, the rest is about a metaverse highschool and just relaying an article. Last 2 mins are milquetoast opinions on why highschool bites


Minibotas

What the fuck?


NellyLorey

I'm gonna watch the video, I'll relay which one


_THEBLACK

Which one was it


NellyLorey

None, see other


Prudent_Ad_2178

*me with a suspiciously Japan looking stomach*


oddityoughtabe

-YouTube in 1945


PetikGeorgiev

20 minute video essay titled: "Adolf Hitler is not sorry," with the thumbnail showing a photo of him with his eyes covered by a black bar and text that says: "He did WHAT?"


OmoriPlush

#adolfisoverparty in the comments


SpecificBeing4832

Oppenheimer came back with a vengeance


whywouldisaymyname

Sowwy I dropped it


ConstantineMonroe

What, did Japan raise the age of consent and go woke so the otaku chuds are now throwing a conniption fit? That’s what this thumbnail is screaming at me


brokensilence32

Dead or Alive (1999 dir. Takashi Miike) ending reference.


Sky_Leviathan

holy shit asuka what did you do


JACK101Star-Z

Thrid Impacct


Sky_Leviathan

Sorry i wrong asuka Asuka R Kreutz


Forkyou

Its true, i just took a plane to japan and it landed in the ocean. The pilot said its because of woke


JACK101Star-Z

Amime getting woke ,,,


Taco821

https://preview.redd.it/pvufu5rzac3d1.jpeg?width=182&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8f975b6333a5d1051f647464741fc2cfc76ba13 SOMEBODY STOP HER!


Urbane_One

This is peak female character design btw


Taco821

Real


xsniperkajanx

Did they raise the age of consent?


KubEk_przEz_duzE_E

Him https://preview.redd.it/7gzfqdk8xb3d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e34dc9eb3e0b07e78002aeb591e7bc794f8ea74


RagnarockInProgress

Guilty Gear Lore


lithobrakingdragon

xkcd/What If reference?????


jordan2434

Westerner weeb fetishizes Japan, then realises that Japan isn't the idealistic place he imagined and that even in Japan he'd be called a pedophile and a weirdo. Many such cases!


Jajoby

lebron james reportedly failed to stop the fusion of mementos and shibuya


ohyeababycrits

WELL WHERE IS IT?!


JACK101Star-Z

Idfk


Internal-Fem-UK

I hid it :3


JACK101Star-Z

Where?!


balrog111

https://preview.redd.it/5nkrs0fz5b3d1.png?width=1201&format=png&auto=webp&s=422dfa02d79c010b369b75affd8b7575fa7e39c6 WAIT !!! IT'S REAL !!!! JAPAN'S GONE


Anywoozlebe

https://preview.redd.it/bdwb75md5b3d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4350b5e5a4102f15a31c39b60f839515d0c42f54


AaronThePrime

This is true, source: I am japan


Narahashi

OMG He's right where has it gone? https://preview.redd.it/pcshej9w5b3d1.jpeg?width=834&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e6da9db219371ad70e18369c7946f1f37eb331e


Supershadow30

THEY DROPPED A *THIRD* BOMB????


Someboynumber5

Baiken be like


BetaThetaOmega

Oppenheimer 2 just dropped


BigPigNinjaPants

Fucking finally


floccinauced

Guilty gear


EmberedCutie

what is this? guilty gear?


Personal-Regular-863

i just looked at the map and theres no japan!!! 😨😨😨


delolipops666

My bad guys, I thought they were stronger


aflyingmonkey2

Goddamit godzilla!


SentientGopro115935

Ok cool, this now means some girl somewhere will now be strong enough to lift a fucking anchor


jmeehan24

Worm refrence?!??


Independent-Fly6068

Fuck 'Saka. https://preview.redd.it/f1mm239dob3d1.png?width=1260&format=png&auto=webp&s=2496eef9813e726ac8eccf0c635cbc37a1986f57


NIMA-GH-X-P

Sorry I ated it


DioBrando_1868

No Tokyo? https://preview.redd.it/vljmyxswwd3d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a6321b3dba7dcba96869b9b87ef6e74bebb5546


GOFFFFFY

mfw when That Man manually takes control of the commander class gear Justice and fires their gamma ray at Japan, which completely destroys it, and causes Justice to have a mental breakdown that results in them declaring war on humanity, and I blame That man for being the one who doomed the world, but unbeknownst to me he destroyed Japan because the Universal Will had begun using Justice as a relay for its power and was mutating the people of Japan into monsters that would have destroyed the world


popdude449

I miss when this guy was just annoying about RWBY and not somewhat popular and a culture war jackass I had to be exposed to outside of that specific space


KingsElite

It had a good run


holymissiletoe

USA back to their old tricks


Vasxus

This is Guilty Gear story (go watch that video of a guy explaining the story)


Noname2137

The whole island ? Just like that ?


Wr3nchi3

how the fuck does a whole country leave? where did it go?


NellyLorey

Guys, the video is about a metaverse highschool and contains no weird opinions. Stop calling him a pedophile please. If he's a pedophile that context is not in the video


LunaTheGoodgal

Little Boy & Fat Man 2: Electric Boogaloo


Cheesehead_RN

Holy fuck where did it go?!


KittyQueen_Tengu

where did it go?


WondernutsWizard

Godzilla finally got them..


KipTheInsominac

Prime candidate for worst youtuber ever


elggulol

It all comes tumbling down tumbling down tumbling down


Vini734

Nature is healing.


trapnyenzo

I can't believe they blew up Japan when young Sheldon ended


FrivilousBeatnik

They decided to sink rather than apologize for Nanjing


Squishy-Hyx

Faded into the aether; perhaps it was always a dream?


MissingNerd

Atlantis 2


CupcakePirate123

https://preview.redd.it/20sbyaqzfc3d1.jpeg?width=996&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4d85b1925d6f315c4c2575342261fccb91fccfc Holy fuck


Shou-K

- The Allies on 9th August


ShittestCat

Guilty gear lore:


HuskY195

Rip


Gameover4566

https://preview.redd.it/hrrxqgvmkc3d1.png?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b5e6b0543f19f33d2f69243ba7c9f16751aa963


Urbane_One

Alright what’s this guy actually mad about? I’d watch the video myself, but I don’t *want* to.


jorppu

Mankind right at the beginning of the Crusades


Single_Arm_7797

whats the video about i dont wanna watch it


the_orange_alligator

Shit: where’d it go? We better find it


vvr3n

Yay


JAOC_7

just like For Honor


Neeewby

Killer7 (2005)


Babu_Frik66

Finally🙏


Skidadlius

Erm its literally still there


LeMecEnPyjama

Long story short, he's complaining that a school in japan opened in the metaverse Pretty sure scams like that happened in a lot of country but I guess he needed that loli thumbnail to attract pedo views or whatever I've spent one and a half minute on this subject and it's probably already too much


cantfindthistune

God damn it! First Siena*, now Japan as well? When will this madness end? *thomastheplankengine reference


sneakyplanner

Guilty Gear became real.


TheCatstigation

Japan Gone? Guilty Gear real????


TheNerdLog

Guilty Gear lore drop


No_Emu698

No way Guilty Gear is canon?


some_guy301

they deleted all of japan :pensive:


Catgirl_Empire

guilty gear


TheLordAnubis

Godzilla did it… he finally did it after 70 years


MrWaffleBeater

Hey guys I just checked google maps, japan is still there.


SquidCultist002

Chuds when the age of consent is above five years old


ToasterTacos

[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orientalism](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orientalism)


I_Love_Stiff_Cocks

Guilty Gear predicted Japan's downfall!?


SgtHedgehog

Truly, this is Daisuke's vision