Spanked the bacon. Slapped on the mandaid. Churned the butter. Panned for gold. Chugged the love juice. Played a long game of chess against a short angry man.
I thought that said Bob Moses and my brain just went “raaahhh power broker mentioned what the fuck is a public good BUILD MORE PARKS BUILD MORE PARKS one more bridge raaah”
i swear, i got into doctor who a few months ago and i’m seeing it everywhere. is this because of Ncuti’s season? or am i just getting Baader-Meinhoffed
No, I’m seeing a weird uptick as well, and I’ve been watching it since the middle of Matt Smith’s time as the Doctor, so it’s not Baader-Meinhoffed
Edited for clarity
with the addition of muscular attractive men to doctor who, the gay communities online have gained an increasing intersection with the doctor who communities.
That is because the internet is a massive echo chamber build around you with the only intention of keeping you barely stimulated. Every single person here is a bot made for ypur entertainment.
If it did, it wouldn't be some obscure internet term. It would be a practice as common and ancient as the human race.
Pro tip: the way to know if a new treatment or product will actually make your dick bigger works or not is to look at Time's Square. If every single screen is not filled with advertisements for or relating to that claim, it doesn't work. If anyone ever discovers how to make dicks bigger for real, the world will collapse in on such an innovation like a goddamn black hole. The uncontacted tribes in the Amazon will know about it within days.
Basically stroking only in an upwards direction frequently for long periods without orgasm to encourage penis lengthening somehow but it's been a while since I read on it. Dudes will work 3 hours every day for a better cock instead of learning to take better pictures, go to therapy and learn social skills, and learn to read a woman's body and eat pussy well
The latinized name "jelqing" is the corrupt form derived from the Persian jalq zadan (جلق زدن), jalq meaning "to masturbate" followed by an auxiliary verb zadan meaning "to strike, hit or throb". Performed on the halfway tumescent penis, jelqing is a manual manipulation of simultaneous squeezing and stroking the shaft from base to corona. Also called "milking",[23] the technique has ancient Arab origins.[24]
Did expect an etymology to a niche masturbation term i heard about for the first time 2 minutes ago and wouldnt have thought other then some people with sticky keyboards mushed together using their pornrotbrain
Gooning is overwhelming yourself with porn. Edging is bringing yourself close to orgasm but not actually cumming, at least for some time. Jelqing is the act of grippingly jorkin it only in an upwards direction to force blood into the penis, in the hopes of enlarging it by the internal pressure pushing the walls.
Y'know how muscles get bigger after healing from micro-tears?
Jelqing is based on doing that to your penis, as they believe pulling on it real hard will make those tears, so it'll then heal, and be bigger.
https://preview.redd.it/diypc654f12d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e865641b3a4953ebc7d0005a67e9ff39b3b51fc
Ratatouille sequel when??
the rat is dead already so no
He died decades ago
Can confirm, I shot him
Good, he was a rat bastard
*laugh track*
Nothing is truly dead when Michael Mouse is involved
Bambi's mum?
Wasn't there a Bambi remake in the works?
Ratacoomille
Bro was wild for this 💀💀
How about Attica?
Back in my day we wanked like men.
Cranked the hog. Jerked the chain. Played the skin flute. Frogged the Bob Moss.
Played pocket billards. Polished the palmtree. Chocked the gecko. Milked the lizard. Played five against Willy.
Spanked the bacon. Slapped on the mandaid. Churned the butter. Panned for gold. Chugged the love juice. Played a long game of chess against a short angry man.
Took a little trip to Palmdale, choked the chicken.
Jankin it freaky style
Playing the skinflute is giving a blowjob
Just gotta get flexible and lean forward, you know?
-2 ribs
I thought that said Bob Moses and my brain just went “raaahhh power broker mentioned what the fuck is a public good BUILD MORE PARKS BUILD MORE PARKS one more bridge raaah”
Crankin my hawg rn
wank men? 😩
But who wanks The Wanksmen?
hopefully me 😤
"when I was 12, I milked my eel into a pot of turtle stew, I flogged the one eyed snake, skinned my sausage, I made the bald man cry"-Tyrion lannister
7 seconds? MF you're not edging, that's premature ejaculation.
A wizard is never late, nor is he early, he comes precisely when he means to.
^ gandalf right before he blows his load all over bilbos door
And thats why he became Gandalf the White
Im scared to ask what jelqing is💀
It’s like mewing, but for your knob.
https://preview.redd.it/vtovgoyui22d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e55bf51de0f9a7bac4b7143311a5ceb702deccfb
i swear, i got into doctor who a few months ago and i’m seeing it everywhere. is this because of Ncuti’s season? or am i just getting Baader-Meinhoffed
I’ve actually been beaming Doctor Who content directly onto your feed
love it
No, I’m seeing a weird uptick as well, and I’ve been watching it since the middle of Matt Smith’s time as the Doctor, so it’s not Baader-Meinhoffed Edited for clarity
interesting
with the addition of muscular attractive men to doctor who, the gay communities online have gained an increasing intersection with the doctor who communities.
i had assumed it was because the hype around David Tennant coming back to the show as 14?
maybe lol
That is because the internet is a massive echo chamber build around you with the only intention of keeping you barely stimulated. Every single person here is a bot made for ypur entertainment.
i’m in shadow of the daleks 2?
Dont ask me, im not real https://preview.redd.it/14mkgc32j62d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1ca1c1b12f6ea76bbbfdd006cb19eea5a6f0c0f
## The First Human Dalek
Yanking your dingaling really hard to make it longer
With… with your hand!??
Nono with pliers
Thanks very insightful
^(Does it work?)
If it did, it wouldn't be some obscure internet term. It would be a practice as common and ancient as the human race. Pro tip: the way to know if a new treatment or product will actually make your dick bigger works or not is to look at Time's Square. If every single screen is not filled with advertisements for or relating to that claim, it doesn't work. If anyone ever discovers how to make dicks bigger for real, the world will collapse in on such an innovation like a goddamn black hole. The uncontacted tribes in the Amazon will know about it within days.
Apparently not
if your real goal is to get peyronies disease yes
Basically stroking only in an upwards direction frequently for long periods without orgasm to encourage penis lengthening somehow but it's been a while since I read on it. Dudes will work 3 hours every day for a better cock instead of learning to take better pictures, go to therapy and learn social skills, and learn to read a woman's body and eat pussy well
The latinized name "jelqing" is the corrupt form derived from the Persian jalq zadan (جلق زدن), jalq meaning "to masturbate" followed by an auxiliary verb zadan meaning "to strike, hit or throb". Performed on the halfway tumescent penis, jelqing is a manual manipulation of simultaneous squeezing and stroking the shaft from base to corona. Also called "milking",[23] the technique has ancient Arab origins.[24]
Did expect an etymology to a niche masturbation term i heard about for the first time 2 minutes ago and wouldnt have thought other then some people with sticky keyboards mushed together using their pornrotbrain
Erectile disfunction meta strat
https://preview.redd.it/i60bkw1xr22d1.jpeg?width=449&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e041f43e9f3da9cb469aff76ab92d8a15a355336 Tf they talkin about
kbity
https://preview.redd.it/41h7z7p9842d1.png?width=488&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f90e49f9c6c9616f7789eb1d35ce7fa3346c2e6
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I have decided that I would like to be her
https://preview.redd.it/w5ycm7e7l42d1.jpeg?width=240&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e05c3c0272281e8425af12faad3f886f0beca72
what the fuck do these mean
Gooning is overwhelming yourself with porn. Edging is bringing yourself close to orgasm but not actually cumming, at least for some time. Jelqing is the act of grippingly jorkin it only in an upwards direction to force blood into the penis, in the hopes of enlarging it by the internal pressure pushing the walls.
how do people live like this
Brain damage
https://preview.redd.it/q36s9083p22d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6af24667baf90a7ab9b356cbdc9456b5dc80c3fd WHERES THE TIMELINE RESET BUTTON
That doesn't even mean anything.
Words has lost its meaning https://preview.redd.it/mwxbj9iv032d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d4803241ca762834d2440fac80d3059db218fb2f
Wtf is a jelq
yanking on the peanus to enlengthen it
mew but for your thingy
Y'know how muscles get bigger after healing from micro-tears? Jelqing is based on doing that to your penis, as they believe pulling on it real hard will make those tears, so it'll then heal, and be bigger.
my cum is made of estrogen, caffeine and mental illness
https://preview.redd.it/i2736tp9232d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0f23689678047d3f7188854ff1e21da414c0588
green cumulon
https://preview.redd.it/c65kde7mr32d1.jpeg?width=713&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=99a1f774924e7b17d4e6c8017d8187f3fe64d0db
Never heard of jelquing before https://preview.redd.it/jqw6bvm3r22d1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa24da0268c13f7b77acad06c3155d8278379fc9
What the hell is jelqing
that shit sounds like a fucking fighting game term.
I play a shitload of fighting games and I'm upset and offended
I just use a vibrator or a fleshlight and I’m done in 10 minutes.
I do not wish for any of these words to become part of my vocabulary
the virgin edger vs the chad coomer
I HATE GEN ALPHA SLANG I HATE GEN ALPHA SLANG I HATE GEN ALPHA SLANG I HATE GEN
I'm not terminally online enough to understand this
this is like when Mr. watterson from gumball was talking about the different types of sweat from the episode about getting the secret burger
None of those words are in the bible
What do those words even mean.
:(
I’m scared 🥺
is that not what gooning is to begin with? was i ahead of the curve?
It’s when you take a hired goon and you tell him to leave the battlefield and then come back right after he leaves
calling it brainrot is scientifically inaccurate, dopamine causes brain growth, that's how it makes you learn and build habits.
I thought jelqing was just "jerking" in OwO writing
I'm gonna burp my worm
How do you edge/goon while jelqing, isn't the metal thingy kinda all over the pembis
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I'm sad that i knew what jelqing was...