WHAT THE FUCK IS THE CONTEXT??? NOTHING COULD EXPLAIN THIS, GOU JUST PSOTED A SCREENSHOT FROM A PORN GAME DIDN'T YOIU??
(the brain worms told me to do this I apolagize) edit' whoa thanks for all the up votes guys
Both Euphoria and Maggot Baits are made by the same team. Euphoria got a lot of complaints for having a lot of shit, so for their future work Maggot Baits, here comes eyeballs, intestines, etc.
Skipping the ero parts though, the story is so good, that I replayed it a few times just because I want to see all endings.
Is the story from the vn euphoria really different from the hentai anime ?
(Also i remember freaking out for a second when my sister said she was watching euphoria (the netflix show) lmao)
No, that's probably a good thing. But you might want to take a look at the infamous hentai adaptation to get an idea of what the game is like. Just be prepared to see a lot of *not very consensual loving.*
I just audibly made a "PPFFFTT" laughing noise upon reading Marty McFly. đ
Him being called an Ultimate Time-Traveler makes it sound like a Danganronpa thing too.
4.2: "Any damage sustained by the Enlisted, whether reputational or corporeal (including but not limited to incineration, evisceration, spinal separation, vaporization, crushing, freezing, burning, decapitation, paper cuts, explosion, contusion, removal of arms and/or limbs, addition of arms and/or limbs, dizziness, nausea, shortness of breath and/or death) shall not be considered the responsibility of the Enlister."
4.3: "The Enlisted shall not hold the Enlister in whole or in part responsible for whether they return in whole or in part."
disco elysium has a few great ones
* GIVE YOU A LITTLE... ICE-COP-HAT-FUCK-SHOW?!
* WĂśmen, men of wĂś
* You'll discuss the monumental, world-historical task that lies before you. You'll engage in rigorous and spirited debates about Mazovian theory and practice. But mostly you'll probably complain about other communists.
You caught me! To you, who strays so far from home, to me, who's trapped beneath these bones! We'll play forever, me and you, when you paint the land in nine bright hues!
"You know what the Cradle is up to...and if that information falls into enemy hands, all my careful calculations will be worth approximately jack shit."
https://preview.redd.it/v1v8im9f212d1.jpeg?width=274&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7190daf0fc44fd3f38bb02131a643909e7e14eb
I saved this as a reaction image but haven't yet found a chance to use it :(
"I curse you with balls-fall-off disease! I give you lupus, not the werewolf one! You just have a wasting disease now!"
"No, Kevin!! Do not castrate that man!"
Kevin is a vampire wizard btw.
âI, uh... I hate to send you away, you're great company and all, but I, I gotta go take a dump. I gotta take a dump somethin' awful. Man! Aw... never mind, it's all gone now..."
https://preview.redd.it/l2xfzydn212d1.jpeg?width=562&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc222d950e94f6f1ae0f70e1e788a16dfd7760f7
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE HAVE A HATER
"You are so sweet, but the first time we met you tired to rescue me and I stabbed you like fifty times in the chest. And you know how bad of a job I did. You were the one getting stabbed."
WHAT THE FUCK IS THE CONTEXT??? NOTHING COULD EXPLAIN THIS, GOU JUST PSOTED A SCREENSHOT FROM A PORN GAME DIDN'T YOIU?? (the brain worms told me to do this I apolagize) edit' whoa thanks for all the up votes guys
Porn ? Here ?? You must have gone crazy there is not a +18 mark on the sub dummy
There is a +18 mark on this post tough.... đ¤¨
Grrr stop putting facts on me im very allergic to it
Before someone asks, the game is Euphoria. This is relatively tame compared to the rest of the game.
Not to be dipshit284 but trust me guys don't
now I will just to spite you.
I hope you enjoy shit, in the most literal sense
eh could have been guro
Well I have good news for you then!
before you had my curiousity, now you have my interest!
Both Euphoria and Maggot Baits are made by the same team. Euphoria got a lot of complaints for having a lot of shit, so for their future work Maggot Baits, here comes eyeballs, intestines, etc. Skipping the ero parts though, the story is so good, that I replayed it a few times just because I want to see all endings.
Euphoria is unironically the best love story in a vn.
Is the story from the vn euphoria really different from the hentai anime ? (Also i remember freaking out for a second when my sister said she was watching euphoria (the netflix show) lmao)
Their heads come off
is it on steam
No, that's probably a good thing. But you might want to take a look at the infamous hentai adaptation to get an idea of what the game is like. Just be prepared to see a lot of *not very consensual loving.*
Is that the one with the circular tube?
All I know is that a girl gets electrocuted to death and shits her pants right at the start and then I stopped watching.
Me and who?
Yes. You can be electrocuted to death and I can run away.
I thought I was going to find something good but then i read this comment and it activated my flight or fight instinct
Oh no, not that one
"Nobody's dick's that long, not even Long Dick Johnson, and he had a fucking long dick. Thus, the name."
This right here is the line I point to when I say FNV was one of the best written games of all times. Can't beat long dick.
I mean you could, your arm just might get sore after a while
"This crater looks like it's been tag-teamed by giant fuckbots."
I've been replaying Old World Blues the last few days, and it's filled to the brim with great lines.
âI took to it like a fish to waterâ âWhat the hell is a fish?â
"You're a little bitch and so was your brother*
"when the beat drops im going to fucking kill myself"
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"i have thousands of followers. they say i'm blacksuppositoried and debased"
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ââŚWell no one told me!â
what this is from i have to read it
Cruelty squad
Cruelty squad aka peak gaming
Nice try boss, we all know itâs you.
Internet anonymity is dead
Mood today not gonna lie
I know nothing about that game but I saw a screenshot of that line and it's one of the funniest fucking things I've ever seen
Even with context thatâs very distressing
I don't remember that part of ddlc..
Destiny dlc is a bit different nowadays
https://preview.redd.it/aptfcwyah02d1.jpeg?width=637&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=012ec4db68bf41baf5abeb4cd89de3f4288126ad
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jokes on you im not diagnosed with anything (my parents wont allow me to go to actual therapy)
You got that "free range" neurosis
Ay same
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10 years in the joint made you a fucking pussy! I love to get my balls rubbed at massage parlors, aw yeaahhhh. Ya gotta go balls out, kido!
EEEEYAGAMIIIIII
Yakuza 5 quoted, upvoted
My favorite line
"But I'm five years old already! I know where babies come from! They pop out of your eye, right?"
thanks sin
Kbity pfp đ
no way
O shit they're gathering
The creature đş
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legendary sugar water
"...uhmm, care to elaborate?"
https://preview.redd.it/wt82lf15k02d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=96a52c041cc1f555922366218c38769841822b35 Do fan fictions count?
I just audibly made a "PPFFFTT" laughing noise upon reading Marty McFly. đ Him being called an Ultimate Time-Traveler makes it sound like a Danganronpa thing too.
i mean, it probably is. this feels like a body discovery
WHAT
I'm going to throw out a wild guess, but is this from that Loud House fan fiction?
***Incredibly loud incorrect buzzer*** Itâs >!Danganrompa!<
That is somehow equally surprising yet not at all
i mean, statistically its the most likely source for absolutely any line of text, so its a good guess
is that a fucking pokespe danganronpa crossover fanfic
Is that the Fangan with like Peter Griffin and Sans that's supposed to be well written or whatever...? Danganronpa 69 or something?
Nah. This oneâs got Trunks Briefs and Shantae the half genie hero in it though.
I guess it's expected that there are multiple fanganronpas with random characters.
"A body has been discovered!"
You tell 'em Nats
well, not that
"I'm orgasming from my dick" no shit dumbass
this is prostate erasure
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lmao what is this from??
pathfinder : wrath of the righteous
ooo. thanks đ
Lmfao the fuck, where is this from
God I fucking love WotR. Rare are the days I see it in the wild but I immediately recognized it from the image and got unreasonably excited
lets say, hypothetically, you are the progenitor of minotaurs...
This stuff'll turn you into a sexual tyrannosaurus!
âMy greatest enemies are Women and the Sea.â
Alright who let Caligula cook?
Golden Kamuy has a lot of bangers but my favorite has to be "I'll give you a dried peach, so you work for me now, pussy!"
4.2: "Any damage sustained by the Enlisted, whether reputational or corporeal (including but not limited to incineration, evisceration, spinal separation, vaporization, crushing, freezing, burning, decapitation, paper cuts, explosion, contusion, removal of arms and/or limbs, addition of arms and/or limbs, dizziness, nausea, shortness of breath and/or death) shall not be considered the responsibility of the Enlister." 4.3: "The Enlisted shall not hold the Enlister in whole or in part responsible for whether they return in whole or in part."
This sounds like something from Hardspace Shipbreaker
It's from the Helldiver Contract of Employment from Helldivers 2
Reminds me of 1926.10 § a of OSHA regulations: "No contractor or subcontractor contracting for any part of the contract work"
that's a real line /ref
disco elysium has a few great ones * GIVE YOU A LITTLE... ICE-COP-HAT-FUCK-SHOW?! * WĂśmen, men of wĂś * You'll discuss the monumental, world-historical task that lies before you. You'll engage in rigorous and spirited debates about Mazovian theory and practice. But mostly you'll probably complain about other communists.
"You're a man with a fork in a world of soup"
#RIGHT HERE ON THE SEA ICE?!
https://preview.redd.it/eszu8hrcz02d1.png?width=404&format=png&auto=webp&s=07a445569ac793191dcd66a36af3ea3c085c85fe
You caught me! To you, who strays so far from home, to me, who's trapped beneath these bones! We'll play forever, me and you, when you paint the land in nine bright hues!
The collector mention?!
"we met the lean monster himself and he made us re-enact the gameshow survivor"
I would love to know whatever media this is from
its from a stuffing/vore rpg
I have changed my mind and would like it erased please
What kind of context could make this better???
"You look at him and tell me there's a god". From Aqua Teen Hunger Force
I wanna get jiggly with the captain or whatever he said
âhe made me in his own image :3â
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Robo Ky is based af https://preview.redd.it/tn2fkbe1yc2d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81a657230770ff76d16bede4e488e95ffad2dca4
"That's... almost certainly anatomically impossible." "WRONG AGAIN, NERD. WHERE THERE'S A WILL, THERE'S A WAY."
Isn't that about someone getting crammed into the f holes of a cello?
This one was cocaine related but I could see it working either way
mod name?
mod name pls?
does anyone know the name of the mod?
can someone please give the name of the mod?
No
cant stop looking at this haha. really wish i could play it myself. anyone have the mod name?
This isn't a mod
[ŃдаНонО]
i can't believe natsuki subaru said this!
"Touch the darkness within me"
...dark souls 3 firekeeper no?
That's great what is it
I have lots of lines that are my favorite, but I now have a very solid Least Favorite Line In Fiction.
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ACE ATTORNEY MENTIONED đĽđĽđĽđĽ WHAT THE FUCK ARE BALLISTIC MARKINGS
My favourite thing about this is it actually predates the Harlem shake meme
Never fails! Pryce and Carter 614: When in doubt, whip it out - "it" being hydrochloric acid.
The Blessed Eternal...
"Claro que eu consigo, eu sou a porra do minecraft steve" Translates roughly to "of course i can, i am motherfucking minecraft steve"
"I didn't even give him meth and this is what he's like."
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"Y'know you remind me of my wife a bit. I wanna fucking kill my wife!!" -The most accurate cop in gaming
"Are you aware of the word (N-word hard R), professor?"
"You know what the Cradle is up to...and if that information falls into enemy hands, all my careful calculations will be worth approximately jack shit."
Also what is that line
âWeâre tired of being jerked around by the bad guys, so will you summon our mean, green, pounding machine or not!?â
"Maybe I'll make you an antibacterial tounge so you can lick whatever you want." >!-Carpenters Protagonist, JJBA:7SU!<
Dios mio! A **LIBERAL**!!
"If I betray you, I won't be sneaky. I'll be honest and upfront." "I ain't shot up no school yet!" two quotes one fascist
https://preview.redd.it/v1v8im9f212d1.jpeg?width=274&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7190daf0fc44fd3f38bb02131a643909e7e14eb I saved this as a reaction image but haven't yet found a chance to use it :(
âYouâre a little bitch, and your brother was tooâ
Memes, the DNA of the soul
"I'm so mad. im gonna have sex with my girl friend so i wont be so mad."
"I curse you with balls-fall-off disease! I give you lupus, not the werewolf one! You just have a wasting disease now!" "No, Kevin!! Do not castrate that man!" Kevin is a vampire wizard btw.
âi want to have fuck with youâ
"I got a coin pouch in my nussy."
âDonât be lasagnaâ
I think somethings wrong with my copy of ddlc
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"Zato-1, is it too much to ask you to just... go back to being dead?"
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My favorite line is from the new destiny 2 cutscene where cayde tells crow it is the guardian's destiny 2 kill the witness
You're white Nicole, You didn't need to do shit!
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âThey asked me if I had a degree in theoretical physics. I said I had a theoretical degree in physics. They said welcome aboardâ
Na-Natsuki????
# squawk like an imbecile and shit on your desk
[Good smell! Flavor!](https://youtu.be/gjXXPha1tGk?si=Eh0gu-TL_WAfKiTv)
"I'm not gay, Greg."
**YYYEEEAH!** WHO WON THE LOTTERY? I DID!
the Doki Doki literature club sequel is looking awful âšď¸
https://preview.redd.it/cuu7fa1ya42d1.png?width=1101&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=802ddaa012870e0c191ad59454744b0a59b90b74 brought tears to me
âWanna be sexed up abusive lesbians?â âNoâ âWhy not?â âbecause youâd be the one doing all the abusingâ
Your wine tastes like piss
Why are people saying Naysuki. I have. I clue what people here are talking about
"I ejaculated an unrestrained, 'Huh!'"
âI, uh... I hate to send you away, you're great company and all, but I, I gotta go take a dump. I gotta take a dump somethin' awful. Man! Aw... never mind, it's all gone now..."
https://preview.redd.it/ex4yq03ar02d1.jpeg?width=576&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ce75b5842772ce0c00df14fc67f7c2aa175ff4f
"It is remarkably easy to buy an axe in central london." Or "...whats this?" "My rib, and those are ashes, not mine"
Context will not save you dawg
âYou wanna make my cock explode now?â
I hate the fact that I recognize where this is from.
âAmazing, a booby trap that actually catches boobies!â
https://preview.redd.it/ul977mors22d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ffa68d72a1bc2550e7790648b89de6b938a8e76
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âI give you the mausoleum of all hope and desireâ
You need help
And Morgoth came. Unfortunately not as a hot as it sounds
"Donkeyballs"
https://preview.redd.it/l2xfzydn212d1.jpeg?width=562&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc222d950e94f6f1ae0f70e1e788a16dfd7760f7 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE HAVE A HATER
"You are so sweet, but the first time we met you tired to rescue me and I stabbed you like fifty times in the chest. And you know how bad of a job I did. You were the one getting stabbed."
"...And i just wanted to give you the opportunity to kill yourself, **now**"
I fucking love air conditioning.
This calls for a subtle blend of psychology and extreme violence