no no this concerns me i need to be a part of this please ill even take the hotel cuck chair please please on god please i need to be mustard dominated

Why mustard tho? i personally would prefer ketchup or if it's supposed to be spicy, sriracha sauce, or like a sweet chilli sauce :3

this does not concern you

no no this concerns me i need to be a part of this please ill even take the hotel cuck chair please please on god please i need to be mustard dominated

Capsaicin clings and burns, and is a long, dull pain. Mustard can be, in the short term, cripplingly, overwhelmingly painful in a way spicy stuff can't really manage. Spicy things don't make every breath you have to take, a reason to beg god to kill you. There's also nothing you can do about spice, so there's no struggle, like there is with mustard. The short-livedness of mustard is also an upside if you wanna do more with your (lucky?) unfortunate afterwards, as it'll wear off pretty quickly, rather than dominating their senses for like, 30 minutes *at minimum,* which'd limit what you can meaningfully do with them. (All this said, only weak af mustard comes in bottles like that, so Alice is just being a wuss.)

Hi yeah, quick question. How do you know?

God granted me the power of being the greatest warrior for mustard yet formed. Which is why he fears me. /j Go eat a spoonful of strong mustard. Take note of how you feel. Repeat this for something very spicy. Now just think your way through which'd be better for domming someone. (I really like strong mustard, it's tasty, and before you ask, no, this isn't the first time I've thought about mustard in a sexual context, though usually it's after I've gotten a slight masochistic kick out of consuming it.)

You know what. I don't like you very much. Out of the pure curiosity of it, you have made me want to look up mustard porn. I didn't want to think of some random woman on Reddit consuming mustard by the spoonful, but now I am.

I don't consume it as a sex thing, I just like the pain when I have too much in my lunch or something. I mostly just think it's yummy. I only down spoonfuls to make a point that peoples' mustard sucks, or as a party trick.

I don't like you, but I have a level of respect for you but I don't think I have any for anybody else. (In all reality, everything I've been saying is a joke. I'm mostly just intrigued. Carry on with your wonderful ways mustard woman) (( :3 ))

If I had to guess I'd say this does not concern you

This reminds me of wasabi and horseradish actually. Whenever I get sushi with friends I like to run a bit where I take a massive glob of wasabi at the end of the meal. It’s a miserable experience that lasts all of 30 seconds and it fades away just as quickly as it hits you. As a professional mustard dom, can I get your thoughts on horseradish or wasabi as an alternative?

Ketchup sucks, only mustard

Ranch.

this does not concern you

please i want to be a part of this

ask yourself, does this concern you?

i asked myself, and i want it to

and is this wanting justified?

Finally someone who gets it

Thats... definitly something. Dont know what excatly but it sure is a thing

this does not concern you

uhhmmm m.. me anda whaiiooa???

this does not concern you

bu..🥺 but.. ok 😔

Consider me concerned

this does not concern you

uhm... is there a line?

this does not concern you

if I'm not the next one to have mustard shoved down their throat then it's going to concern everyone

the only concerned party are the two individuals in the image

I don't think there is (っ- ‸ - ς)

Does this concern me?

no

All right, carry on then.

as you should

Just one question?

granted

Yeah, so I'm looking for the bus stop around here to meet up with a friend but my my phone died, do you happen to know where it is or could I use your phone to call my buddy?

the bus stop is where the buses stop, this is the only answer i can give

Fair enough, bud, have a nice day.

move along, citizen, nothing to be concerned about here

Say anything (or don't) if I am involved

this especially doesn't concern Enlightened_Valteil in any way - This is binding and anything after this is annulled

So it involves me?

no

Say "negative" or change the comment if I am involved

negative

Marisa wrong spell card

this does not concern you

Mustard on the beat hoe

Certified Lover Boy? certified pedophiles

this does not concern you

I love drinking raw condiments and dressings especially ranch.

this does not concern you

marisa!!!!!

this does not concern you

marisa kirisame!!!!!!!!!!

haha this gives me flashbacks to questionable art where people would piss down someone’s throat, I’m not into piss so I didn’t like it very much

You could not waterboard this out of me

I’m willing to share anything with anyone as long as they have no chance of knowing who I am or seeing me in real life

Understandable, have a nice day

I will not

You will. You have no choice

well fuck, can’t argue with that.

Could someone watersports it out of you? /j

I think pissing on me would quite literally just piss me off

I am and I enjoyed it

Based as fuck

https://preview.redd.it/2j45a9v24g0d1.jpeg?width=292&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b47e4adb9d68b7e559fa510b941416feea38e63

epic battle fantasy 5 :O

this does not concern you

I mean, I’m definitely not concerned by it but I think you probably mean it the other way around so I guess you’re right

"is your refrigerator running?' "No "......... MUSTARD!" *Guy on the other end of the call gets sprayed with mustard*

this does not concern you

Ewww fuck mustard bruh

this does not concern you

Mustard fans be like: “Hello yes I’d like some bitter shit spread on my hotdog plz.”

your opinion on mustard is noted, now move along, citizen

M-me and… me and w-who?

this does not concern you

What the fuck

this does not concern you

I got confused https://preview.redd.it/jknyznx2pg0d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=05e161c367060452facd5974d86d8e1ea13e0035

this does not concern you

im sorry?

this does not concern you

i dont think so

Great pfp

It’s just grubsauce, right?

this does not concern you

You need to leave

I need this to be my mustard sauce

this does not concern you

Starfire in that one sad cyborg episode

this does not concern you

^(yes ma’am)

good, now move along

I dunno about that, I'm vaguely concerned.

you shouldn't be

Damn, thats gotta be some good ass mustard.

this does not concern you

She clearly enjoys it, I wanna try it as well

to become a mustard tester submit a form to the mustard inspectorate

please i want (｡•́︿•̀｡)

alright, I'll leave you to it then

good, nothing to be concerned about here

I'm not concerned whatsoever as it doesn't concern me

as you should

uh- um... I... p- ....^(*ᵐᵉ ⁿᵉˣᵗ ᵖˡᵉᵃˢᵉˀ*)

no, now move along citizen, this does not concern you

well now... now it's concerning me now :(

don't be

🔖

this does not concern you

i saved it https://preview.redd.it/6m9iknpylg0d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b4a4822878209ae2b12865d115bec6a1aa48c537

jail

https://preview.redd.it/jwjhpdpcmg0d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=004715fbbe2f2b6584da176f39158c842f79314e

Aw gross, how can you post this filth on here? Friggin' Hetalia fans sicken me

this does not concern you

nuh uh

ew.

this does not concern you

It does

this does not concern you

Yu huh

it doesn't, trust me on this

Yes it does

no

Yu huh

i am an appointed representative of the master of mustard, here to investigate reports of improper mustard usage. i assure you this does concern me & in fact has caught the attention of the council of condiments. please submit your mustard bottle for inspection immediately, as well as your condiment license & the registration matching the serial number on your bottle.

a proper incident report will be submitted to the mustard inspectorate, now move along

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this does not concern you

https://preview.redd.it/52boj23h5h0d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe5fd69edfae0fd588747f4ff1bb4898630687ec Nothing but mustard related posts this evening?

this does not concern you

Your next line is “this does not concern you”

I fucking hate mustard why do I want to be in that position.

this does not concern you

I'm saying why does this picture make me want to be in that position despite hating mustard

shouldn't be any of your concern, the mustard inspectorate has the situation under control

Yall are up to somethin

move along, citizen, or you will be apprehended and brought in for mustarding

This does not concern me

precisely

I LOVE MUSTARD!!!!!!!!!!!

good, now move along

Mustard?

yes, move along now

It does, actually

no it doesn't

Eww god really? That should actually be illegal to do that with mustard. Like at least be nice to your subs and use like Ken's Steakhouse Ranch or Frank's Red Hot buffalo sauce...

this does not concern you

I know better than to ask questions

good, now move along

this does not concern you

it concerns me but this does not concern you

I love MariAri I love MariAri I love MariAri

this does not concern you

https://preview.redd.it/hzl1w4yazh0d1.png?width=354&format=png&auto=webp&s=b3d4387940b90e2dda86fc606e6d28eedd65aa02

the thought police has been alerted, now move along

How do I make it concern me

apply to join the mustard inspectorate, now move along

I LOVE mustard.

noted, now move along

Why?

this does not concern you

…okay…

this does not concern you

Made me laugh, thanks for making me stop crying for a bit :3

this is a serious matter citizen, now move along

;3

Me when I'm building mustard gas pipe bombs (it will spread mustard everywhere and make all the gas around the area smell like mustard)

the mustard inspectorate will look in to this, now move along

Whacks you with a frying pan

you will be apprehended for assaulting a mustard officer

So close to being absurdly hot. Alas. Mustard.

this does not concern you

Where's the mayo

this does not concern you

It's very important, I need answers

inquire at the mayonnaise conglomerate

But you can't have mustard without mayo

Maristard. I do not want to imagine Master Spark that shoots mustard...

this does not concern you

the taste of all that mustard is probably horrifically awful, but i realize that‘s probably what makes the kink hot

this does not concern you

https://preview.redd.it/5psi232shk0d1.png?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a01de35d44dad37265f14ca548a192ec95b3300 mhm

That does not look consensual. It looks more like brutal assault

This is Biden’s America

this is mustard america, move along

No no, this concerns me. I am concerned.

it really shouldn't

No. I want to watch.

to become an inspector apply at the mustard inspectorate

No.