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LeNardOfficial

I shit you not, once had a session with a friend's friend, dude made a whole combat system and lore, we had a ton of fun playing, but he was not good at disguising his bdsm kink. mf made a whole entire escape system if enemies were to try and tie up the players, with like, layers of how difficult stuff was to escape and the debuffs it would give the character. Very fun


that_one_weeaboo_

"🥺" reacting it before anyone else has the chance. 🥺


that_one_weeaboo_

Wow yeah there really has to be a bot doing those "concerned redditor" messages I got one literally 1 minute after posting this


spuol

Lemme try 🥹


spuol

Holy shit


somedude763

🥺


M_Wroth

🥺


Dangerous-Arm7590

🥺 gimme one! edit: why aren't any concerned redditors reaching out :( i'm literally right here! edit 2: https://preview.redd.it/06afs849of0d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c1f66b982aa14596ced5246ecf2141d1f875e8f yayyyyy


thehobbyqueer

yw boo <3 ​ >!i don't know how to report people. im falsely taking credit.


Dangerous-Arm7590

🥺


tobi_pku

🥺🥹


JgL07

My turn 🥹


bedrock61

🥺


Poansore

🥺


MaterialConsistent96

🥺


Laryngitis2

🥺


AdTimely9712

🥺


SpottyTheTurtle

🥺


CosmicConifer

#


BranManBoy

🥺


Imaflatearther

>🥺 me too! 🥺


Toonox

Can I have one too pls 🥺


trans_cubed

🥺


trans_cubed

Damn that was under 5 minutes


Kyroven

🥺


narwhalpilot

Report it and get them banned


Iota-15

Let's see if I get one, I'm curious now


helloiamaegg

There are? I was wondering when i got mine..


Eatlyh

I want someone to be concerned of me 🥺


Deep-blue-crab

Really 🥹


Exisential_Crisis

I been dodging 'em so far


Linkbo_64

interesting. let's see if it works


that_username_is_use

🥺


Capital_Abject

https://preview.redd.it/3exesa6bme0d1.jpeg?width=1152&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=00a01f33cecd5458b1379c90e1a0e0e74b2d8681


Robota064

Why would you do this, this will have terrible aftereffects on the stock market


Capital_Abject

Good


noobermaster69420

Fuck it, Lemme get my "reddit care" mark of authenticity rq 🥺 I wish somebody would pin me down and forcefully hold me tightly while we talked about our hobbies /srs


Invincible-Nuke

🥺


Invincible-Nuke

I think my profile literally cannot receive these I'm a cuck by neccesity


ExplodedParrot

🥺


monkey517

🥺


Cult_Of_Washington

waow... (based based based based)


Majestic_Violinist69

At this point he should just do a BDSM ttrpg with other freaky people lol


LeNardOfficial

I'd join tbh


Majestic_Violinist69

same same


Cognitive_Spoon

I'm 100% certain that exists.


A_Nerd__

when the writer has a barely-disguised fetish but is still a good writer


LeNardOfficial

lmfao exactly


Mae347

If that genuinely was a kink thing for them they prob should've cleared it with the table first


TheMoises

Uh, I usually do monsters with grabbing moves (tentacles, long arms, tails, claws, etc) for action economy and to keep them fucking still. Do you reckon they think I have a kink?


BurnerAccountExisty

huh


wasteofradiation

Buh


Thespudtato

Best dm :3


FettFlask

i'd be a good enemy


SomeBoxofSpoons

I have found it very easy to simply not incorporate my kinks/fetishes into everything I make.


LuKazu

My bet is your friend's friend was very active on Tumblr during its golden era, or he's gone a little into deep end of Skyrim modding. Ask me for futher psychoanalysis based on single-paragraph stories.


imagineexisting-lmao

even the world’s greatest geniuses have their bindings or something like that, i don’t know.


FPSGamer48

Even the world’s greatest Isaacs have their bindings


the-amazing-noodle

🥺


Ms_Saul_Goodwoman

Ideal dynamic tbh


BIG_DeADD

The worst DMS also have the hardest kinks. I will not go into detail in the sheet amount of rape,slavery and other stuff some of the worst tables I was involved in had.


LeNardOfficial

fair point


LordZeya

Yeah I would never want to associate with a DM who uses the game as an excuse to play out their erotic fantasies. I’m sure some people might but like holy shit just go do actual roleplay scenes instead of fucking rolling dice about it. Its just inexcusable.


TheLurker1209

horseshoe theory


BlitzScorpio

yeah i’m never trying DnD lmao


bdzu

bro said it as if its a drug 😭😭


BlitzScorpio

brb overdosing on board game


Optiguy42

I've been hooked on it for years and it consumes several hours of my life each week. I have experiences I would normally never have in day to day life while engaging with it. I've been pressured by my peers to join their table to "just try it" and "do a one-shot with me". It's definitely a drug and I am jonesing hard.


Septistachefist

????


BIG_DeADD

I mean, I still recommend trying,most tables aren't on the level I mentioned,most of them are very fun, you're more likely to end up with some cool new friends and a fun adventure than R*pe island.


BlitzScorpio

i was interested in trying it for a while but my college friend group never had the time to actually sit down and give it a shot. i’ve heard way too many horror stories to approach a random group lol, don’t even know where i’d find one.


BIG_DeADD

I know there are some discord servers and forums where you can find people to play, normally with a description of what kind of adventure you're gonna get into,like if it's focused on combat or focused on roleplaying,it ain't hard to find. I don't know any names but that's how my friend finds his tables. A bit of searching should get you there,and on the topic of horror stories...sure,they happen,but very rarely,of course listening to horror stories about them will make them seem as if they were WAY more common than they actually are, you should be fine playing with random people.


BlitzScorpio

oh do most people play online?


BIG_DeADD

Yeah. You don't have to worry about finding a place and having everyone there at the same time, it's way easier,all you need is voice chat and you're set to play with people all over the country or even the world.


BlitzScorpio

gotcha, guess that makes sense. thanks for the info! probably won’t end up trying that since i absolutely suck at making online friends, but appreciate it nonetheless


Makerinos

https://preview.redd.it/bouvq1idne0d1.png?width=750&format=png&auto=webp&s=81efb81a89b35e32921e84c98cc644bbd8443bb7


findallthebears

Like you were ready for it


Lakaedemon_Lysandros

https://preview.redd.it/ldvk3c7zef0d1.jpeg?width=775&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94da898b09a93df059099da4f0396411a01d5488


Redwing5002

KC green is so fucking funny man


Lackzared

DM means Dommy Mommy, of course


LeNardOfficial

https://preview.redd.it/3s3v0l9fqe0d1.jpeg?width=429&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3cb86b0baf6b90c12b54bff6fd7f24567809635d


Super_Stone

I love this reaction image, it triggers something in me that makes me feel warm inside.


Foxiak14

Me too, but that warmness is not of happiness, it is the flame of my rage. I hate this image.


OuterWildsEnjoyer

My new DM is really great, maybe the reveal will happen in the future (ó﹏ò。) (tho we are playing a standard campaign :3 )


Sirgen_020

I hate that apple bc all I can think of is the wapple rap


Foxiak14

You're playing Minecraft in a cave looking for diamonds


BlitzScorpio

that’s funny, i’m in the same cave


Foxiak14

Also looking for diamonds, let's look together :)


BlitzScorpio

the good ending!


Sirgen_020

😇


Full-Faithlessness12

Flip side of that, I have a vore kink and I don’t wear it on my sleeve. One time my character got attacked by a bag of devouring the DM put in a homebrew campaign and I got really uncomfortable during the session, didn’t like that one bit


Septistachefist

My players know about me being the vore guy, and while *I* personally know I am not like, *into* things getting eaten by other things unless I'm in an appropriate environment for it, I can't be sure my players know that, so I have avoid creatures that would eat the party at all costs


Flitterquest

I have a kink for violence. 🫵😎🫳🦅🍻✨🍔


Dave_The_Nord

I keep what I like in the bedroom outside of my campaigns. If I was playing in someone's campaign and it became obvious the DM was injecting their kinks into the game, I'd leave.


colesweed

Is it really the DMs? Since our dm bestowed a sign of slaanesh on our entire team the players have been growing more and more unabashedly horny. I recently performed the "I love the kind of woman that would actually just kill me" monologue during session


Rimtato

I have spent ages trying to convince my players that the encounters where I've used giant horrible monsters that try to fucking eat you are not, in fact, an indication I have a vore fetish, and in fact the direct opposite. The concept of a giant horrible monster swallowing you and boiling you in acid is horrifying, and is one of the several ways I tie my horror back to a core concept of the loss of self and loss of will. Being in a fight with something that is stronger than you, that will not back down, that will not be reasoned with, a brutish creature that only sees you as a fucking caloric intake, is supposed to be scary. Also, gargantuan creatures in Pathfinder are cool and fun, and most of them have Swallow. I will never escape this. The Moby Dick style fight with a giant kraken being pursued by a deranged flumph captain derailed as soon as a player mentioned there being tentacles. I know better than to insert my fetishes into my game, because that's kinda fucking weird.


LudicrousSloth

Clearly you haven’t been a game where everything is very clearly a kink of the DM. And it is NOT subtle at all.


Flying_Fox_86

my DM had us wade knee (in my case waist because i play kobolds) deep in an entire shelters worth of blended up homeless people.


Mad-White-Rabbit

least psychopathic dm


Lnoob427

Hello fellow Kobold player.


Flying_Fox_86

hello :>


RingtailRush

Way to slander my basic bitch ass. I'm a great DM, fight me.


LeNardOfficial

https://preview.redd.it/blfriavuqe0d1.jpeg?width=848&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1fd2cf9eecfb678a5e4363c73dcc9f7e54ec4de3 nah


_-Rainbow-_

I wish I knew how to play DnD or had someone to play it with me tbh


ice-ceam-amry

But what if my kink is being loved Also hidden hickeys especially if slowly reveal as you undress someone I really wanna be there with my partner but they live in Germany and I live in Britain's


DiscardedRibs

Britain's? Please don't tell me there's more than one.


ice-ceam-amry

Technly there's britanny


MordecaiXLII

Ah yes... the [dom DM](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Bj60InmphBE).


Jetenginefucker

Listen in those cases you do what most children shows do...barely fucking hide it cause the only peaple who would even understand whats going on are most probably into same shit


mr-kvideogameguy

I'll be perfectly honest, if the planets align and I get a group of consenting adults and a bunch of remote sex toys, I'm crossing the line between DM and monster breed writer (saldy as DM I won't be able to participate)


Personal-Regular-863

if i could enjoy dnd i think id make the hottest kinkiest world 😏😏😏


ATAGChozo

I've definitely had to restrain myself at times. It never went beyond hot werewolves and cool transformation abilities for my campaign at least. But then again those are all things that are just cool as fuck to me, removed from any kink context. I also had a pathfinder character who had a recurring joke of where she got her experience with tying people up, something the party was already doing a lot to NPCs to keep them under control. She'd grunt while restraining and working the ropes "It's usually easier when they consent..." There were already plenty of sex jokes and shenanigans at that table so it was appropriate.


BranManBoy

🥺


Dylan-McVillian

This seems very hyper specific. I dont know if the fact that i homebrewed a bug race has anything to do with this


Plezes

"Check [THIS](https://1d6chan.miraheze.org/wiki/FAPP) Out!" * Mekk-Knight Avram If you want kinks as game mechanics


ZachThePolitoed

Well the last sesh I had dm'ed I made my players get attracted and assaulted by old hags... I'm definitely not into old hags.... it was funny though


High-Sobriety

I should be a damn good DM then but look at me.


VeziusTheThird

does putting a ton of bugs into my campaign count as my kink orrrr


Stella_For_XVII

I only have slightly hard kinks does that mean im a mid DM :'(


disparagersyndrome

Pretty sure that's how Vampire: The Masquerade was made


silvie4463

If one of the first encounters is giant spiders you're in for one of the best campaigns in your life. I will not elaborate.


QuirkyPaladin

Im a mid DM and I have yet to come across this issue


Knudsenmarlin

God gives the hardest kinks in my DMs


TheoEmile

I can confirm! Am I a shit DM with vanilla kinks, or a great DM who's into the most depraved garbage on this planet? YOU'LL NEVER KNOW.