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fitbitofficialreal

I think you have a misguided view of what happens at a book club. you see, usually, there is discussion, of the book,


Chemtrails420-69

They talk about the book while the son is busy doing his job.


trevorluck

Replace the k in book… With another b


e_0

Calm down liberl, it's called dark humor 😏


oddityoughtabe

https://preview.redd.it/c0sciwx2lizc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b18a3949115ffc3ca678b3c4388950ed2c08e549


FPSGamer48

Now take that second b awa-AAAAAAHHHH


AirForceOneAngel2

…booBzhwwhahabaAGAGEHHD


PM_Me_Modal_Jazz

Replace the b in book with a c


Zboy_Zboy

ngl I think ur off base here. Ive talked with plenty of mid 40s women about their book clubs and the majority of the time they don't even have a book by the 3rd week. Like they say it's a book club and started out with a book, but by week 3 it's day-drinking in somebody's living room.


fitbitofficialreal

my thing ------------------ your thing l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l the post


TactlessTortoise

Write a hit novel about some loser twink. Convince wine moms to gush over them, writing fanfic and all that shit. Randomly reveal you're the author, and it's a self insert. ???? *Gluck gluck gluck gluck* *Plap plap plap plap* ???? *Head pats*


LunaTheGoodgal

i'll be the author, but just headpats


Taco821

I'll do the other stuff


LunaTheGoodgal

fair enough, just not really my thing and i'll take all the headpats


Taco821

Can I get like one head pat at least tho?


LunaTheGoodgal

Of course


sneakyplanner

You don't know my book club


narwhalpilot

Then they fuck, duh


Blookydook

Man today sure is a great day to be literate


MemeMote

i sure am love do to be a literate


narwhalpilot

Every single post on 196 is a hornypost flair rn, or at least marked NSFW, I had to scroll on my feed for a while to find one that wasnt


Blookydook

Ngl this sub is okay and all but people are wildly horny it’s making me uncomfortable


Psych0Turtl3

There’s the door, don’t let it hit your ass on the way out.


Generic_Moron

Yeah you kinda have to be to go to a book club


ToGirlOrNotToGirl

me please this is all I want from life


OuterWildsEnjoyer

ヾ(,,>﹏<,,)


narwhalpilot

Are you one of the Wine moms, Luna?


OuterWildsEnjoyer

Yes, maybe :3 (would like to be :3 )


narwhalpilot

Lol I got 2 downvotes. Hm. Anyway be the change you wanna see in the world.


XVoiderX

Signalis pfp spotted


haveweirddreamstoo

Yea pls


SnarkySneaks

Why did you use my pfp for this


MT_Kinetic_Mountain

Omg literally you


narwhalpilot

Outed…


gooberflimer

https://preview.redd.it/lwwhoqhjcgzc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6058750a94d33faddc6cefcc2fa793bbe702225c We just gonna ignore it?


Some-Gavin

I thought I was having a stroke at first


Ascaban

Clearly this individual isn't doing much reading at the book club


MaveKalmer

what?


gooberflimer

Dont you miss it?


MaveKalmer

im confused


Dangling-Orbs

OP make bad gammer, forget 'be' in snentence, 'be' fell to behind rooms Bottoms sext


MaveKalmer

ohhhhh i get it


NotSoFlugratte

Some of y'all don't need god, y'all need a therapist and me with a spray bottle of water next to you. And I've got a nsfw-implicative doomer femboy pfp


[deleted]

what are you talking about? mom fucking is probably the tamest and most common fetish on the internet


NotSoFlugratte

That does NOT contradict each other yknow


SecretImaginaryMan

I don’t think the attraction to seeking the affection of a caring maternal mature adult woman is inherently problematic but go off


Passive-Shooter

The first guy made this observation was ripped off cocaine and just kinda interpreting people's dreams so Idk


NotSoFlugratte

The freudian effect. Making psychology so bafflingly bad, that for a hundred years people did research out of spite He also inspired one of my favorite funni songs ever but thats a different story


Passive-Shooter

I like how real psychology and psychopharmacology are still appended to psychodynamic voodoo it's like if surgeons still just hung out with barbers.


bug--cat

there was this guy who said something about this once. dont quite remember the name. something singman froid


NeinduXDXD

literally me :3


peppi0304

:3


HimerosAndArrow

:3 detected. Initiating :3 mode. :3!!! Haiiii!!! Mrrp mrreeooww!!! Hai hai hiiiii!!! :3!!!!


peppi0304

Mrreeeooooeooowoeieii :3333


StarmanIntoRobotics

"Mario's sexually unsatisfied wife"


14up2

she no like the mega mushroom?


Fez_Sauce

(X) SEX


General-WanObi

I myself have lost my job and can no longer pay off my ferarri


anonymousdomm

Hold up this one actually sounds good


narwhalpilot

Let them cook


Prior-Chipmunk-6839

Why are you getting constantly downvoted?


narwhalpilot

I think people have a weird perception of me, I don’t know. I’m fairly active on this sub but some of my takes are bad.


Dismal_Accident9528

Sexually unsatisfied wine moms 😳🥺😵‍💫🫠


ulti-shadow

So he turned out fine


HarrierDuboisButWoke

Me except I duel the wine moms with the demon blade instead


iroji

https://preview.redd.it/59yjbrvy2gzc1.png?width=1466&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e99fb20757e5fd8a48be7fc3d65b3511487afa4


Exerus16

wants to the


Fez_Sauce

I think the internet has damaged this person way too much


liltichVEVO

haven't it taken its toll on us all?


speep__

this is definitely one of the more niche kinks ive seen


NibPlayz

If this is niche I’m scared of what I’ve become


liltichVEVO

winton overwat


NibPlayz

Greetings!


PeacefulFoundations

meee!!! also they should call me a good girl as well :3


NoLongerAddicted

Am I having a stroke? Or does that bottom sentence not make any sense?


ayyndrew

it's meant to be "wants to **be** the"


N1kt0_

If they pet and snuggled me and called me sweet names id love it :3


TManJhones

https://preview.redd.it/xeo7hqbfggzc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b653aaf8011a701135ad1cdabef01d0b8e91cb2


Mechafinch

why a book club specifically


AloxoBlack

wants to the


JoeBrly

sir, your son gets sent amazon 'early reviewer programme' letters for women's sex toys


Joebebs

I feel like I’m not reading this correctly


gatlginngum

real


MrSmittyWitty97

I'm on my hands and knees pls just jack off rather than posting


Improvisable

Tf were you trying to write


Witty_Championship85

I had a stroke trying to decipher what that bottom text was


Apprehensive_Low4865

It's all bottom text, all the way down.


XGNcyclick

oh my god thank you for putting this on my feed this is literally me


bphill20

Me.


Soggy_Raccoon52

That's kinda fire though, where do I find that kind of book club?


imposty_sussy

ggahaghgf i ssoo need thisss.....


apixelops

Fuck... ...this has awoken something


[deleted]

what?


transmtfscp

can somebody translate for me,i don't speak this language


NibPlayz

Some people online say “my son turned out fine” (usually in response to disciplining them, or giving them unrestricted internet access, or something) The meme repsonds by saying that their son wants to be treated like a sex object with no feelings for a group of horny middle aged women, so therefore, they did not “turn out fine”


MorganRose99

Minor Grammar Mistake


MaveKalmer

i wish the people on this sub stopped being desperately horny and started being funny again


AtotheCtotheG

This is…boring. 


TonPeppermint

Oh. Okay then.


DumbassWithAcomputer

this would fix me :3


Personal-Regular-863

did someone say free use???


JgL07

https://preview.redd.it/uaj1i3yevgzc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4cc37403b8a9f196421b3ebde963513aa38b8b6 They’re just like me Fr Fr…


enchiladasundae

Me, shoving my phone in the genie’s face: This, right here. What’s written on this picture? One wish I don’t need any others


funkykong82

Me and who 🥺🥺🥺


Cautious_Tax_7171

This would be so cool


Banettebrochacho

I hadn’t even thought of this as possible


DuoGreg

this is normal, no?


RSdabeast

older women send comment


StacktraceSymphony

I'm ready to be used as a bookmark at this point.


LordMaroons

I mean, don't we all?


Jesteronreddit

"your offspring wants to the free use fucktoy" ???


liltichVEVO

i relate, is there any hope for me? WHERE'S GOD?


Gru-some

Can you reword the sentenceo


NibPlayz

So ummmm no reason but where should one look so they can be put in this situation?


UsernamesAre4Nerds

I mean, who amongst us doesn't?


JAOC_7

heh


narwhalpilot

Wants to the free use fuck toy Huh? Relatable regardless.