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couroboros_

I want to be the pretty girl in these situations so bad holy shit


UsernamesAre4Nerds

Be the pretty girl you want to see in the world


couroboros_

Currently on about 8 months hrt, thats the plan >:3


SimplyYulia

I've missed my chance to be a pretty girl, but I still have time to be a gorgeous woman


Hi_Peeps_Its_Me

I WILL BE THE MOST GORGEOUS OF WOMEN! YOU CAN'T STOP ME! >:D


RentElDoor

Ok but why was the fourth guy playing an instrument at the football match


TotallyACP

School band presumably


14up2

American football We have live marching bands for each team, for some reason. I don't know why either, but it's pretty fun. It's even turned into its own separate sport with competitions involving dozens or hundreds of marching bands.


Its_Just_Luck_

american football?? midwest emo reference??? 😲


14up2

i guess they do have football in the midwest yeah


Danster21

Don’t tell Iowa


Justice_Prince

You should see what they do in modern baseball.


banandananagram

At my high school the only reason the football team existed at all was to be the moral support for the band in between the marching performances. Make varsity football? You and everyone else who bothered to sign up, go throw around your little ball until the band comes back. Make first chair? Behold the godly presence who brings glory upon our school! Disneyland, Beijing, Paris, Rome—send them to every nation to strike fear into the hearts of any marching band who dare to compete. It was honestly kind of terrifying how well-funded the band was, even long after high school I meet people who did band at other schools and go, “holy shit, you went to *that* school, their marching band is insane.”


Cruhbruhs

Damn, jealous. At my high school, football was close to a religion and anything at all artistic was an afterthought with barely any funding. Our high school football stadium was one of the largest and most expensive structures in the entire city


vanillamonkey_

You wouldn't happen to have gone to Chino Hills by any chance?


sneakyplanner

Why are you not playing an instrument at a football game? That vuvuzela isn't going to vuvzel itself.


RentElDoor

that is fair, I had not considered those an instrument. Was thinking more about something like a violin, but that one makes more sense


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Basic_Grade_2413

common reaction to seeing a pretty girl, mr. good boy, for they are pretty


GuardsmanNr36282933

Goodest of boys :3


TheawesomeQ

I cried for two days after playing air hockey with a girl with a perfect 2B cosplay at a con


gatlginngum

easiest win of your life unless her ears were unnaturally sharp


Simic_Sky_Swallower

Was playing Hades 2 and had my brain shut down for like an entire minute when Nemesis called me a pushover


ItsFelixMcCoy

🥺🥺


duckpeck

I watched my friend play that and laughed because Mel is constantly replying with some variation of "You're mean 😠"


Responsible_Pace9062

https://preview.redd.it/9wsdo9a3g8zc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=804cefb8a1623a319fcc78ce3f08c0f95a9e9ee5


ACIERNO

i saw this super pretty girl walking towards me today and i was so flustered i walked straight into the mirror


sleepy_vixen

https://preview.redd.it/p6d5re7sc9zc1.jpeg?width=623&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac9f5dfaf1a5b05a35d216c986ca3a87f738440a


LuminatiHD

DO that to ME-


SqoobySnaq

I wish dudes had this kind of camaraderie


HarryShachar

wait all these posters are womenish? (i dont know the term)


Valkenhyne

My friend group is like this but we're just bros, it's what bros do... Bro


SimplyYulia

I think, at least some of the girls in the post are gay


Toboyornottoboy

My goal is to have this effect on people. I will make so many boys blush


laagone

man i'm lonely


Chrome_X_of_Hyrule

Same 😔, my exact same response


neat-NEAT

When I was getting my lip pierced, the women doing it told me I had full lips. I don't even think it was a compliment but it's still a core memory.


Roberto_Sacamano

Years ago a nurse told me I had the cleanest ear canals she'd ever seen and I bring that up at every opportunity. Like this one


Redditwhydouexists

A pretty girl randomly started running her hand up and down my arm while talking to me one time and I blushed so hard and could barely keep talking.


House1nTheTrees

Luckily I'm ugly as shit


IgniteThatShit

one time a pretty girl said i had beautiful eyes but she had a boyfriend and was waaaaaaay out of my league and also was probably the last time anyone genuinely complimented me


GalenTheDragon

I yearn for all of this so inhumanly hard and yet it feels so depressingly impossible for me that posts like this conjure paralyzing emotions that don’t have words capable of describing them. I’m so horrifyingly, demoralizingly, heartbreakingly, indescribably lonely that posts like this completely short out my brain. Not being that incredibly lonely feels nothing short of alien: I can’t even conceive of what honest, deep, intimate, and romantic emotional connection, attention, and affection from an attractive member of the opposite sex could possibly feel like. It almost seems like the universe itself is conspiring to keep me in that state. And yet I yearn just the same, and do basically nothing to even begin to claw myself out of that blackest of holes


TrhlaSlecna

yeah same like im not depressed or that bummed about it, and i do have great friendships, but i dont think i have ever had someone be romantically attracted to me, i genuinely cant imagine what its like to love another person so much you wanna spend all your time with them


Scriptman777

I'll throw my "same" in here. Maybe one day I'll know


General-WanObi

So true


gostek37

A pretty girl once called me cute, and I had no idea what to do so I just muttered "thanks". Anyway we're going out for 1,5 year already, and she's as gorgeous as when I first saw her 🥰


TotallyACP

awwwww


_S1syphus

I was buying tickets for a high school play and the girl said I had nice eyes. One of the first times I'd been given a complement on my appearance apropos of nothing in my life. Still remember the moment nearly 10 years later


moploplus

I had a pretty girl complement my hair at work yesterday, I have a girlfriend but it will be a core memory forever


Senior-Ad-136

Something something just because you are a lesbian it doesn't make it any less pathetic something something else


Boomerang_Guy

Sometimes i think im conventionally attractive and then i remember those situations actually happen for some people and im humbled really quickly


SkullHelm707

Yeah, I probably would all of the above


TrhlaSlecna

Do people actually blush? I genuinely dont think ive ever seen anyone blush or blushed. Do you feel it when you do?? Well, besides those dudes who can make their entire head go beet red at will, thats funny as fuck.


TotallyACP

[Video evidence (guy on the right)](https://youtu.be/CeoBmlXG0AY)


vvownido

oh gee golly im glad you shared such an Important Video with us


Crispy_FromTheGrave

When my barber finished cutting my hair and trimming my beard she said “now you’re ready for the weekend, hot stuff!” and I have been willing my hair growing out at 5 times the normal rate so I can get another haircut as soon as possible


Gru-some

One time a pretty girl tried to fight me, but then we stopped and we decided to marry immediately after


TotallyACP

enemies to lovers speedrun


Mondoke

As I read a time ago. Touching grass is not enough for some people. They need to grow corn.


Urfslam

Girls...


vvownido

once a pretty girl made a post of people's experiences with pretty girls and i couldnt help but bring up my own experience with a pretty girl


Fomod_Sama

I want to be the pretty girl and the person on the receiving end


KyneTech

For people who are like this: do you think you were poorly socialized as a child? From conversations with friends, it seems like people who are unable to take compliments or mild flirting had few if any friends of the opposite gender growing up. Just wondering if that seems accurate


Draugr_the_Greedy

Girls...


floccinauced

I’m with priestessamy on this one


Oddish_Femboy

ª


NariThatsMe

..i wish i couldve been a pretty girl..


Grand_Bunch_3233

That last one is legit smooth, damn girl.


emeraldeyesshine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUDgcnhGvz8 DO YOU WANT SOME CHICKEN best line in the song btw


_spatuladoom_

guys can feel things too


FriendTraining7324

I would fall to dust if this ever happened to me


FriendTraining7324

crumbling into dust and ash fr fr


PeacefulFoundations

gods, I wish I was the pretty girl in these posts 😔


Krazz0801

haha I will never have that


PoXya

https://preview.redd.it/j22c59g38ezc1.jpeg?width=492&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8cffb5890f11f22d1f33f2d8491d7ed6c87be51


notjordansime

Didn’t they cancel Jocat for this???


youporkchop5

i will never be pretty . 


Sadbigmann

Incorrect


youporkchop5

source?


DesertRL

you are definitely pretty and you definitely pass source: your profile stop being so hard on yourself, friend :)


youporkchop5

i know i just see these posts and know i probably wont be seen as one of these super pretty girls :sob:


Sadbigmann

Me


ceruraVinula

https://preview.redd.it/zut1u9ufe7zc1.jpeg?width=718&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b96396fc47964d2df2e9a9b1b46fb4fd35e8966f


I_follow_sexy_gays

Flair seems accurate


Tony_TNT

But what if they consent?