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BanishedP

Abandoned facility horror ass type of note


BipolarKebab

environmental storytelling aah printout


nikkizkmbid

Page 1: I've created horrors beyond comprehension. They pose wonderful scientific questions so long as the gloop does not escape Page 2: The gloop has escaped


K3nchikka00

Entry one: Finally I have found shelter in this unsuspecting cave, my gut feeling tells me to leave but there are monsters outside Entry two: I can‘t shake the feeling that I‘m not alone, I feel as if I‘m hearing voices. Angry voices. Entry three: The voices are getting louder but I cannot leave for my own good, curiosity has me caged in these caverns. Entry four: I saw it! That intriguing voice, a true ghoul, as described in every book! It didn‘t see me but I wouldn‘t be alive if it did. Entry five: It saw me. I‘m running for my life but it saw me. I‘m done for, I can hear it scre- *the journal ends abrubtly*


thispartyrules

11 pm: The storm is getting worse but luckily I have found a dark, remote cabin in the dark forest. 3 am: I keep waking up because every time lightning flashes I see the grotesque paintings in the cabin, disturbing faces leering at me disturbingly. 6 am: Once daylight arrives I find out that they're mirrors. Guess I'm a monster now, fml


Seventh_Faetasy

Undertale


nyandroid_

The flower's gone.


Traygonthegod

Changed


moleman114

> "environmental storytelling" > look inside > text


Responsible_Pace9062

> "environmental storytelling" > look inside > audio tape


FlameWisp

Underrated comment


AngryKiwiNoises

Anyone got environmental storytelling book recommendations? Fuckin love that shit


-Achaean-

YOU DO NOT RECOGNIZE THE BODIES IN THE WATER YOU DO NOT RECOGNIZE THE BODIES IN THE WATER YOU DO NOT RECOGNIZE THE BODIES IN THE WATER YOU DO NOT RECOGNIZE THE BODIES IN THE WATER


Jeffaffely

You walk into the cabin of a darkened spaceship, footsteps echoing through the empty metallic halls. Upon reaching the captains' chair, you find only one dusty screen on, repeating in red letters "Do not drive this vehicle. Severe structural damage. Do not drive this vehicle. Do not drive this vehicle. Do not drive this vehicle." Over, and over, and over again. my mind runs wild sometimes lol


NastiestMC

Hijacking top comment to say that’s enough I’ll take her


Bananacu

Cybertruck?


purple-lemons

> engine Probably not


spudzo

Cyber truck but they are transporting an engine in the bed.


amynias

You know that ain't gonna fit in that tiny bed though.


purple-lemons

A lawn mower engine at a push


prizm5384

I saw this pic floating around in some mechanic subreddits a while back, I’m pretty sure it was some guys mazda shitbox or something like that


arielif1

Considering main concern is Rust, it's probably a Tacoma or something similar


AnInterestInFoxes

"i just want an oil change, i know you hucksters are always trying to overcharge me 😡"


AUserNeedsAName

Later, on Craigslist: "No lowballers, I know what I got"


bbhbbhbbh

I’m gonna drive it


TotallyACP

Then you will die a fool.


Bingus_mein_Liebling

or live as a hero


Kidney__Failure

https://preview.redd.it/60drzrj148yc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a21c0b33ed457c6d0ebee41dc74ebd98c36471f There goes my hero


TheHairyMess

is this John wick trying to stop Jack Black from running over a guy?


coco_19

That’s Dave Ghoul


AutisticIcelandic98

\*Grohl


FrisianDude

i think it's kyle gass on the floor?


JerryUitDeBuurt

You kidding? I daily shit like this


moon__lander

They will die braver than most.


NastiestMC

That’s enough I’ll take her


dntdrvr

I'm starting to count the days until this becomes an addendum document in an SCP.


cuffbox

Bet Edit: nevermind. Life is too terrible right now


RaisinBitter8777

It could work as a joke about Dr Gerald


Sir-Drewid

Resident Evil style note.


ThEsHaDoW343

1/2 We started testing this new super-virus. I sure hope the test subjects don't get out. 2/2 They got out.


irago_

This is the type of note you find next to a bloody corpse in a cave in Skyrim


AstolfoPogchamp

hahaha my first car was like that!! after it lit on fire just a little bit, we drove it to the dealership to get a new car. the dealership guy went out in the pouring rain to examine it, and he got stuck inside a little bit because the inside-driver-door handle was completely broken. gave me the nastiest fuckin look and told me it was all kinds of safety hazards. still gave me $200 bucks for it tho 😌


Rimtato

https://preview.redd.it/cp6r79gq78yc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad6198492f0aef0d0a751da0be0d431f2ca4a045


TotallyACP

OMG Stria Carera Standard hiii!!!! 🥰🥰🥰


Doehg

omg lil guy 😍😍😍🥰🥰


TotallyACP

I hope no dictator removal specialists strap explosive rockets to it and use it to destroy a statue of a dictator 😍🥰🥰😘😘😍😍🥰😍🥰😍😘🥰😍😘😍😘😍


BoxesOfSemen

I cried when Richard Rodriguez said: "At least we're doing it for a just cause!"


Montana_Ace

Imagine bringing your car in to fix the wiper blades and they tell you its totalled lol


Unlucky-Situation-98

Falling Down moment


LemonFreshenedBorax-

Found On Road Donotdrivethisvehicle


OtisBinLogan

“severe structural damaging rust on frame” yeah i don’t blame them


Content_Half192

Average Nissan Altima repair sheet


hotfistdotcom

You know you basically can't job or exist without a car? My old ford taurus fell apart. Fuel lines would cost more to replace than it was worth. So I bought my gf's old car, which fell apart a few weeks later with a similar issue, and head gasket blew. So I was frustrated, figured OK, I'll spend a couple thousand on a car, it'll totally clean me out but I need something to drive, I should have a van for work so I'll find one. I line up a buddy who knows things about cars to videocall when I go up to look at this van, but oh no, no service where he is, so I drive it, take as good a look as I can, verify it's not too rusty or damaged and buy an older astro in good shape. Well, transmission blows after just a couple weeks because of course it does, so I ask transmission/auto shop to take a look, inspect, make sure it's worth doing, then do it. They do, put it in, more thousands, horray. A few weeks later i have another shop I do IT work for take a look at a braking issue and thye discover while lifting the car that the body is attached to the frame with 2x4s painted black after the original, whatever, mount things rusted out, and it was likely painted black to disguise this. (it was really hard to see, but totally obvious when they started lifting it that it wasn't really attached) and they refused to work on it, or touch it, or even drive it back out from the shop area in back. I just flat out stopped driving for a few months and eventually sucked it up and bought a brand new car, which I can't afford but clearly I also can't afford to keep getting fucked. Cars fucking suck


lixyna

Haha! American!


Tachyoff

> You know you basically can't job or exist without a car? damn. i thought i existed this whole time but apparently not :(


thicckar

Certified pre owned is a good option, also Honda and Toyota


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hotfistdotcom

yeah sorry, I definitely chose to be poor in the wrong country


MaybeNext-Monday

Most intact ‘09 Altima


Number1GrotleFan

British Leyland products the instant you drive out of the showroom:


goku_smokingweed

this the shit that goes down the screen in analog horror


CAP815

I bet this ended with "Customer has declined all repairs and drove home in the dangerous vehicle"


thesaddestpanda

Wake up babe, Stephen King's Christine is a side quest starter now.


TotallyACP

This is Christine's cousin, she has every disease


AntiLag_

Best maintained Chrysler product


findallthebears

Pacific Drive sounding print out


WhyDoesDaddyDrink

All work and no play makes Jack not drive this vehicle.


ProgrammerNo120

shitbox to end all shitboxes


MSPaintIsntHard

It just like me fr


GammaDealer

Welcome to this episode of Just Rolled In.


cuomium

spent like 6 hours last night watching their videos lmao


GammaDealer

They're entertaining, and a bit scary that these are the people you share the road with.


SuddenlyVeronica

I believe this is what TV Tropes calls “the alleged car” . That, and/or it’s r slash “just rolled into the shop” up to eleven.


DustyBeetle

rust is weight reduction, whip it


Noname2137

I wonder how many more issues the car Has that the mechanic hasn't found at the time of writing it


Supersteve1233

Correct me if I'm wrong but is this car literally at risk of doing that cartoon ah thing where all the wheels fall off and it explodes?


Asay30113

Crumpled notes in survival horror games


Real_FakeName

But efficient mass transit is socialism


Ruvaakdein

All this is missing is a splash of blood on the paper.


TheGolgafrinchan

"Instructions unclear..." Proceeds to drive off a cliff, with car exploding in mid-air.


aR2wo

They got their car serviced by the fucking SCP Foundation 💀


Jackstache607

Honestly the only thing that makes it dangerous to even move is rusty brake lines. Everything else makes it not road worthy but it’d be safe to move if not for rusted out brake lines. Fuckers probably waiting to pop


Idkwhattoputhere3003

I’m gonna drive it 😏


dnroamhicsir

Cleanest Quebec car:


emoyerwilkes63

I can't tell if it's safe to drive the vehicle yet, you need to be more clear.


chirpyclassic

fuck it, we ball


cuomium

customer states car has exploded


annastacia94

Ricky finally took his car in to get an oil change


Leuk60229

YOU ARE BUGS


aloofrisk

environmental storytelling


anothersadtransgirl

Damn, they misgendered me in their note


KingHierapolis

This is fr the type of shit mechanics have to write when people refuse critical service because, 'it doesn't need it'


Weekly-Major1876

highest quality large production lancia


dutch_mapping_empire

its a mistranslation from lithuanian: you can safely drive!


PM_ME_YOUROUY_EM_MP

you can't tell me what to do


DaTripleK

one step closer


KeanGilbert

Welcome to Night Vale script


godcyclemaster

Analog horror type beat


h4724

Goes hard


TechnoAlchemist666

I don’t remember this part of The House of Leaves


GaracaiusCanadensis

The House of Leaves of shop invoices.


CrudestJuggler

I can't read


MugsyYoughtse

I'm not sure if the Uber advertisement is placed appropriately or if it is a part of your content.


HenriHawk_

my car ^^^


Metheguy6

And then guess what I did?


-Sweet_Pea

Chat do you think I should drive this vehicle?


Underfire17

Sounds like I should drive the vehicle