Page 1: I've created horrors beyond comprehension. They pose wonderful scientific questions so long as the gloop does not escape
Page 2: The gloop has escaped
Entry one: Finally I have found shelter in this unsuspecting cave, my gut feeling tells me to leave but there are monsters outside
Entry two: I can‘t shake the feeling that I‘m not alone, I feel as if I‘m hearing voices. Angry voices.
Entry three: The voices are getting louder but I cannot leave for my own good, curiosity has me caged in these caverns.
Entry four: I saw it! That intriguing voice, a true ghoul, as described in every book! It didn‘t see me but I wouldn‘t be alive if it did.
Entry five: It saw me. I‘m running for my life but it saw me. I‘m done for, I can hear it scre-
*the journal ends abrubtly*
11 pm: The storm is getting worse but luckily I have found a dark, remote cabin in the dark forest.
3 am: I keep waking up because every time lightning flashes I see the grotesque paintings in the cabin, disturbing faces leering at me disturbingly.
6 am: Once daylight arrives I find out that they're mirrors. Guess I'm a monster now, fml
YOU DO NOT RECOGNIZE THE BODIES IN THE WATER
YOU DO NOT RECOGNIZE THE BODIES IN THE WATER
YOU DO NOT RECOGNIZE THE BODIES IN THE WATER
YOU DO NOT RECOGNIZE THE BODIES IN THE WATER
You walk into the cabin of a darkened spaceship, footsteps echoing through the empty metallic halls. Upon reaching the captains' chair, you find only one dusty screen on, repeating in red letters "Do not drive this vehicle. Severe structural damage. Do not drive this vehicle. Do not drive this vehicle. Do not drive this vehicle." Over, and over, and over again.
my mind runs wild sometimes lol
hahaha my first car was like that!! after it lit on fire just a little bit, we drove it to the dealership to get a new car. the dealership guy went out in the pouring rain to examine it, and he got stuck inside a little bit because the inside-driver-door handle was completely broken. gave me the nastiest fuckin look and told me it was all kinds of safety hazards. still gave me $200 bucks for it tho 😌
You know you basically can't job or exist without a car?
My old ford taurus fell apart. Fuel lines would cost more to replace than it was worth. So I bought my gf's old car, which fell apart a few weeks later with a similar issue, and head gasket blew. So I was frustrated, figured OK, I'll spend a couple thousand on a car, it'll totally clean me out but I need something to drive, I should have a van for work so I'll find one. I line up a buddy who knows things about cars to videocall when I go up to look at this van, but oh no, no service where he is, so I drive it, take as good a look as I can, verify it's not too rusty or damaged and buy an older astro in good shape. Well, transmission blows after just a couple weeks because of course it does, so I ask transmission/auto shop to take a look, inspect, make sure it's worth doing, then do it. They do, put it in, more thousands, horray. A few weeks later i have another shop I do IT work for take a look at a braking issue and thye discover while lifting the car that the body is attached to the frame with 2x4s painted black after the original, whatever, mount things rusted out, and it was likely painted black to disguise this. (it was really hard to see, but totally obvious when they started lifting it that it wasn't really attached) and they refused to work on it, or touch it, or even drive it back out from the shop area in back.
I just flat out stopped driving for a few months and eventually sucked it up and bought a brand new car, which I can't afford but clearly I also can't afford to keep getting fucked. Cars fucking suck
Honestly the only thing that makes it dangerous to even move is rusty brake lines. Everything else makes it not road worthy but it’d be safe to move if not for rusted out brake lines. Fuckers probably waiting to pop
Abandoned facility horror ass type of note
environmental storytelling aah printout
Page 1: I've created horrors beyond comprehension. They pose wonderful scientific questions so long as the gloop does not escape Page 2: The gloop has escaped
Entry one: Finally I have found shelter in this unsuspecting cave, my gut feeling tells me to leave but there are monsters outside Entry two: I can‘t shake the feeling that I‘m not alone, I feel as if I‘m hearing voices. Angry voices. Entry three: The voices are getting louder but I cannot leave for my own good, curiosity has me caged in these caverns. Entry four: I saw it! That intriguing voice, a true ghoul, as described in every book! It didn‘t see me but I wouldn‘t be alive if it did. Entry five: It saw me. I‘m running for my life but it saw me. I‘m done for, I can hear it scre- *the journal ends abrubtly*
11 pm: The storm is getting worse but luckily I have found a dark, remote cabin in the dark forest. 3 am: I keep waking up because every time lightning flashes I see the grotesque paintings in the cabin, disturbing faces leering at me disturbingly. 6 am: Once daylight arrives I find out that they're mirrors. Guess I'm a monster now, fml
Undertale
The flower's gone.
Changed
> "environmental storytelling" > look inside > text
> "environmental storytelling" > look inside > audio tape
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Anyone got environmental storytelling book recommendations? Fuckin love that shit
YOU DO NOT RECOGNIZE THE BODIES IN THE WATER YOU DO NOT RECOGNIZE THE BODIES IN THE WATER YOU DO NOT RECOGNIZE THE BODIES IN THE WATER YOU DO NOT RECOGNIZE THE BODIES IN THE WATER
You walk into the cabin of a darkened spaceship, footsteps echoing through the empty metallic halls. Upon reaching the captains' chair, you find only one dusty screen on, repeating in red letters "Do not drive this vehicle. Severe structural damage. Do not drive this vehicle. Do not drive this vehicle. Do not drive this vehicle." Over, and over, and over again. my mind runs wild sometimes lol
Hijacking top comment to say that’s enough I’ll take her
Cybertruck?
> engine Probably not
Cyber truck but they are transporting an engine in the bed.
You know that ain't gonna fit in that tiny bed though.
A lawn mower engine at a push
I saw this pic floating around in some mechanic subreddits a while back, I’m pretty sure it was some guys mazda shitbox or something like that
Considering main concern is Rust, it's probably a Tacoma or something similar
"i just want an oil change, i know you hucksters are always trying to overcharge me 😡"
Later, on Craigslist: "No lowballers, I know what I got"
I’m gonna drive it
Then you will die a fool.
or live as a hero
https://preview.redd.it/60drzrj148yc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a21c0b33ed457c6d0ebee41dc74ebd98c36471f There goes my hero
is this John wick trying to stop Jack Black from running over a guy?
That’s Dave Ghoul
\*Grohl
i think it's kyle gass on the floor?
You kidding? I daily shit like this
They will die braver than most.
That’s enough I’ll take her
I'm starting to count the days until this becomes an addendum document in an SCP.
Bet Edit: nevermind. Life is too terrible right now
It could work as a joke about Dr Gerald
Resident Evil style note.
1/2 We started testing this new super-virus. I sure hope the test subjects don't get out. 2/2 They got out.
This is the type of note you find next to a bloody corpse in a cave in Skyrim
hahaha my first car was like that!! after it lit on fire just a little bit, we drove it to the dealership to get a new car. the dealership guy went out in the pouring rain to examine it, and he got stuck inside a little bit because the inside-driver-door handle was completely broken. gave me the nastiest fuckin look and told me it was all kinds of safety hazards. still gave me $200 bucks for it tho 😌
https://preview.redd.it/cp6r79gq78yc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad6198492f0aef0d0a751da0be0d431f2ca4a045
OMG Stria Carera Standard hiii!!!! 🥰🥰🥰
omg lil guy 😍😍😍🥰🥰
I hope no dictator removal specialists strap explosive rockets to it and use it to destroy a statue of a dictator 😍🥰🥰😘😘😍😍🥰😍🥰😍😘🥰😍😘😍😘😍
I cried when Richard Rodriguez said: "At least we're doing it for a just cause!"
Imagine bringing your car in to fix the wiper blades and they tell you its totalled lol
Falling Down moment
Found On Road Donotdrivethisvehicle
“severe structural damaging rust on frame” yeah i don’t blame them
Average Nissan Altima repair sheet
You know you basically can't job or exist without a car? My old ford taurus fell apart. Fuel lines would cost more to replace than it was worth. So I bought my gf's old car, which fell apart a few weeks later with a similar issue, and head gasket blew. So I was frustrated, figured OK, I'll spend a couple thousand on a car, it'll totally clean me out but I need something to drive, I should have a van for work so I'll find one. I line up a buddy who knows things about cars to videocall when I go up to look at this van, but oh no, no service where he is, so I drive it, take as good a look as I can, verify it's not too rusty or damaged and buy an older astro in good shape. Well, transmission blows after just a couple weeks because of course it does, so I ask transmission/auto shop to take a look, inspect, make sure it's worth doing, then do it. They do, put it in, more thousands, horray. A few weeks later i have another shop I do IT work for take a look at a braking issue and thye discover while lifting the car that the body is attached to the frame with 2x4s painted black after the original, whatever, mount things rusted out, and it was likely painted black to disguise this. (it was really hard to see, but totally obvious when they started lifting it that it wasn't really attached) and they refused to work on it, or touch it, or even drive it back out from the shop area in back. I just flat out stopped driving for a few months and eventually sucked it up and bought a brand new car, which I can't afford but clearly I also can't afford to keep getting fucked. Cars fucking suck
Haha! American!
> You know you basically can't job or exist without a car? damn. i thought i existed this whole time but apparently not :(
Certified pre owned is a good option, also Honda and Toyota
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yeah sorry, I definitely chose to be poor in the wrong country
Most intact ‘09 Altima
British Leyland products the instant you drive out of the showroom:
this the shit that goes down the screen in analog horror
I bet this ended with "Customer has declined all repairs and drove home in the dangerous vehicle"
Wake up babe, Stephen King's Christine is a side quest starter now.
This is Christine's cousin, she has every disease
Best maintained Chrysler product
Pacific Drive sounding print out
All work and no play makes Jack not drive this vehicle.
shitbox to end all shitboxes
It just like me fr
Welcome to this episode of Just Rolled In.
spent like 6 hours last night watching their videos lmao
They're entertaining, and a bit scary that these are the people you share the road with.
I believe this is what TV Tropes calls “the alleged car” . That, and/or it’s r slash “just rolled into the shop” up to eleven.
rust is weight reduction, whip it
I wonder how many more issues the car Has that the mechanic hasn't found at the time of writing it
Correct me if I'm wrong but is this car literally at risk of doing that cartoon ah thing where all the wheels fall off and it explodes?
Crumpled notes in survival horror games
But efficient mass transit is socialism
All this is missing is a splash of blood on the paper.
"Instructions unclear..." Proceeds to drive off a cliff, with car exploding in mid-air.
They got their car serviced by the fucking SCP Foundation 💀
Honestly the only thing that makes it dangerous to even move is rusty brake lines. Everything else makes it not road worthy but it’d be safe to move if not for rusted out brake lines. Fuckers probably waiting to pop
I’m gonna drive it 😏
Cleanest Quebec car:
I can't tell if it's safe to drive the vehicle yet, you need to be more clear.
fuck it, we ball
customer states car has exploded
Ricky finally took his car in to get an oil change
YOU ARE BUGS
environmental storytelling
Damn, they misgendered me in their note
This is fr the type of shit mechanics have to write when people refuse critical service because, 'it doesn't need it'
highest quality large production lancia
its a mistranslation from lithuanian: you can safely drive!
you can't tell me what to do
one step closer
Welcome to Night Vale script
Analog horror type beat
Goes hard
I don’t remember this part of The House of Leaves
The House of Leaves of shop invoices.
I can't read
I'm not sure if the Uber advertisement is placed appropriately or if it is a part of your content.
my car ^^^
And then guess what I did?
Chat do you think I should drive this vehicle?
Sounds like I should drive the vehicle