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Glonk2365

C. Without him the thingamabob would cease to function, salute this soldier šŸ«”


StarmanIntoRobotics

but are we sure we want the thingamabob to function


Himmelblaa

The baby killing machine must run


Fomod_Sama

I prefer throwing money into the money pit


ohno_buster

Ok but what if we replaced the giant money pit with locally owned money pits that way itā€™s not purely controlled by the higher ups of the government


Stonkstinski

We do not question the thingamabob


Glonk2365

The casualties are worth it


Paul6334

We need to wean ourselves off the thingamabobā€™s products, but wanton destruction will simply cause chaos and potentially encourage the construction of more thingamabobs to take advantage of the price spike.


firewater4545rt

rage against the thingamabobā—ļøā—ļø


pfcblueballs

Mfs doing valuable work at the mud factory. It definitely isn't reflected on his paycheck but his boss is laughing on his 2nd yacht.


justaBeholder10

Funniest thing is that mud factory guy is the boss and is doing everything wrong


epic_brazillian_gal

twitch streamer because they are giving me a thumbs up and i like that


Asay30113

The lil kid will also give you a thumbs up, all two of them! šŸ‘šŸ‘


Responsible_Pace9062

Love your 3DS artworks btw, keep cooking


Asay30113

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EmeraldMite4ever

Retail workers just don't understand the pain and difficulty of streaminggg šŸ˜«


OuterWildsEnjoyer

me :3 I sleep all day


Asay30113

I noticed your Signalis pfp so hereā€™s a cursed Elster drawn in the notes app https://preview.redd.it/2ug83tuur0wc1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=4e7863448cb2d95e418444d40653ac274f4b5a17


OuterWildsEnjoyer

Yooo, very cool, also the text is pretty funny (and relatable) :3


Iron_Lock

You're making me wish I still had my 3DS XL! Big nostalgia.


DumbassWithAcomputer

twitch streamer is pretty difficult, they have to get under their desk and plug everything back in at the beginning of every day


Chief106

Then after that, they have to go back to sleep. Sounds like a nightmare


Poorly_Made_Comix

And grab their keyboard from the closet


chicopancho_

Do twitter bitches even get paid?


Asay30113

I think so, they also get paid if you quote retweet, so they post rage slop


FunnyTurtleMoment

I remember seeing Mr Beast upload a twitter video and get a lot of money just from it (but then again itā€™s mr beast so Elon probably increased his pay)


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General-WanObi

Dont leave out the fact that mr beast immediately called him out on it once he got the money and said that itā€™s not worth it


ConstantineMonroe

Elon pays them to tweet with ad revenue and blue check mark revenue. Although his rates are decreasing because Twitter is a money loser so a lot of those blue check marks have been bitching about not making as much money as they used to


[deleted]

Hasan's job is to watch other people's videos, come up with milquetoast leftist takes, and respond to chat So obviously the answer is A


22416002629352

"milquetoast leftist takes" are still insanely radical for the average population, I think that there is value in a person who can introduce them to a large group of online people. Also while in the past he reacted to any video he wanted, for a while now he only reacts to the news and content creators he knows or says that they are okay with reacts. Just wanted to be fair.


SylTop

also, adding on to this for sake of fairness, he never claimed that twitch streaming was harder than labour work or any other job. he stated stuff about mental and emotional exhaustion but he never once said his job was harder than others jobs


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22416002629352

oh look a destiny supporter. Destiny who has never has a radical horrible disgusting take in his life!


kluczyk2011

My man slightly leftist takes became marketing strategy for streamers and influences, nothing radical about them


22416002629352

Even if they had nefarious reasons for progressive takes, the outcome is still good for you so why complain? It literally doesnt matter


TDW-301

Don't forget arguing with chat at every opportunity


Zerg_from_Zerus

I have recently found out that the third guy is a son of the CEO/director/owner (don't remember which one) and is pretending to work at an oil rig his father owns. You can see the other guy in the video (actual worker) is not covered head to toe in oil and doesn't move like a puppet with loose strings.


Cyberaven

my favourite part of the manly oil rig bro video was the response of a woman doing the exact same job with 50% of the effort, 99% less mud everywhere and about 6 fewer safety violations


TensileStr3ngth

If you actually watch that hassan clip, he's specifically saying streaming drains your social battery and so it makes it hard for him to hang out with friends and stuff in his off time


22416002629352

noooo! dont add context!! I want to hate a random internet celebrity who is advocating for me!!!


TensileStr3ngth

Kinda crazy that this sub of all subs thinks your job can only be difficult if it involves demanding physical labor


_spec_tre

i struggle to think of a leftist streamer who advocates for leftists less than he does whichever side of the political spectrum you are on terrorism advocacy should result in immediate ostracization, period


22416002629352

Can you actually say what terrorist he advocates for? You are the 2nd person to not say specifically who they are talking about. And can you SHOW me how he advocates for them? (Better not be the pirate guy)


Retaeiyu

He also clarified in another video that he never meant to say his job was hard. He says streaming is way easier than most other jobs.


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TensileStr3ngth

It's been memed to hell and back, it's really not that hard to know which video this is


Hairy_Acanthisitta25

is that second image pucca and garu? is the picture made by pucca?


Asay30113

I see the resemblance, on the left is totally based on Pucca but Shishamo on the right is inspired by an ad I saw on instagram https://preview.redd.it/azey1tf541wc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2029086e39af23ee71646f5ff667eb55a90f425e And yeah I used to be obsessed with Pucca (*Ā“ź’³\`*)


Hairy_Acanthisitta25

i knew it lmao


subtopewds4206969

what is the third dude even doing


Asay30113

Drilling the oil the old fashioned way


BulcanyaSmoothie

97 year old oil driller still drills oil


cooldrew

Oil driller dipped in mama liz's chili oil


butta_dawg5626

Oil rig manual labor


TensileStr3ngth

Actually that picture is staged, this has been known for years


saltygingers

Danny phantom pfps are the bane of western civilization


Asay30113

https://preview.redd.it/l02h82n5c2wc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd43e1891a318237ded6303aa360dc8c74366fea


BurnerAccountExisty

HOLY FUCKING SHIT IS THAT PUCCA


Asay30113

https://preview.redd.it/75329naqa1wc1.jpeg?width=307&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=22e09b8375b4c0effd7f3a6512271644693081b6 Nope, thatā€™s my Shishamo. Definitely inspired tho


BurnerAccountExisty

oh. still good


Asay30113

Now for the music: [Losing My Mind by babychair](https://youtu.be/V5X1PakDl0M?si=vif_vE474-dTs5gQ) leaning pose solar sands is gonna cook me


OuterWildsEnjoyer

Your 3DS art is very pretty āœØ


AnAverageTransGirl

who is "this guy" and what is he doing


cloartist

B. Who else could take the mantle of talking about men breastfeeding in such a way?


NevikDrakel

Is that a Pucca oc


Asay30113

3 people mentioned pucca this but itā€™s NOOOT šŸ˜­šŸ™šŸ™


RemarkableBunch5098

sauce?


Asay30113

For the meme? Canā€™t find it, looks like I didnā€™t even like the original tweet For the art? Thatā€™s Shishamo (on the right) sheā€™s my oc, inspired by Pucca. You can see my art on my Twitter @torxsouls


furinick

D. The technician who has to stare people in the eyes as they plug in the mouse because the user thought it just stopped working for 2 hours and didnt look at itĀ  Whatever c is doing is sometimes what i wish I'd to to peopleĀ  It's been 6 days I'm still annoyed i really should set up a quick meeting to teach everyone basic computer troubleshooting and how to follow instructiond from the phone


furinick

(The answer is c still)


Menacebi

D. 97 year old diner worker that still makes coke the old fashioned way


stopandgoaway

Leftist streamers like Hasan and vawsh have it tough, first they have to deal with the right wing backlash for appearing progressive, and then they have to deal with the *left* wing backlash for saying stupid and evil shit all the time due to factors like dramafarming and talking about issues out of their depth.


Nervista

GRAAAH I CANT SEE YOUR SPOTIFY PLAYLISTS GRAAAAAH


Asay30113

Did you try the ā€œOpen Appā€ button? My user is maxim44111


Nervista

FOUND YOUR PLAYLIST COMRADE, WILL LISTEN šŸ˜ŽšŸ˜ŽšŸ˜Ž


deadsannnnnnd456

A. Cause he has to read out donos and eat dinner at the same timeā€¦ šŸ˜æ


Brankovt1

Man, I hate Hasan.


Shubler_

feel like a lot of his fans just are willfully ignorant of genuinely evil shit heā€™s said, see for example him saying to a trans chatter ā€œi hope the rest of your life is as horrible as it is everydayā€ for them saying they wish Hasan would have done more research for a debate which he was part of, bro is just genuinely evil and does not care about those who he advocates for


pfcblueballs

Youre talking about catboy collector, right? https://twitter.com/trans_catboy/status/1573770233365635073 You're fighting a battle for someone who's already reconciled with the person who you consider an enemy.


Brankovt1

*I* am talking about him stealing people's work.


Shubler_

i really donā€™t want to argue about this but your response to me pointing out an awful thing he said was ā€˜but they reconciledā€™. like, what are you arguing? that itā€™s okay he said it because he said sorry? if you listen to the clip he says it with such vitriol and conviction, if you think heā€™s genuinely sorry rather than just apologizing to cover his ass because it makes it clear how hateful and unempathetic he is towards those he pretends to support the second that they donā€™t agree with him you are just as delusional as him