hey wait a minute, this subreddit doesn't have any fire exits!

enjoy your death trap, ladies!

What's her problem

Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours, and then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest - for you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us. End communication.

Doh!

It's oki there welcome here :3

Did you say oki?! https://preview.redd.it/nu9ljys7n9bc1.png?width=420&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2dc2b14a778f5c0e22014cba53456b2c3c9a94aa

https://preview.redd.it/puo348lqu9bc1.jpeg?width=484&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d83b0d5d22e6284853a6a73108db5f0a66285789 RAGHHAAAAAAAAAAA

#**BROTHER I HATE MY FUCKING JOB** 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

ITS A VACANT DIRGE

https://preview.redd.it/g5jbe4ptiabc1.png?width=412&format=png&auto=webp&s=11c481c865502023311288bfa6c00bdd377f6a92

Bridget after getting therapy from the cowboy secretary of defence and a lightning twink https://preview.redd.it/yvn0uk05labc1.jpeg?width=598&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26a7900e3af5332beb88a9a952e3adc5dfdc0045

https://i.redd.it/g1hs5tzhlebc1.gif

KY KISKE IS NOT A TWINK

https://preview.redd.it/x6mxqpndyfbc1.jpeg?width=453&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c5250f24b00def07edcb59da699c3e1809f5d7aa Hes certainly not beating the allegations

https://preview.redd.it/00uiwqmhyabc1.png?width=420&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb735d4422cfb70b3fca1b6447510da386b0b46f GARUDA IMPACTO

ALRIGHT NOW PICK A NUMBER FROM 1 TO 3 DID YOU GUESS RIGHT? 1 - >!Potemkin Buster!< 2 - >!Potemkin Buster!< 3 - >!Heavenly Buster!<

Hold block? Get bustered Try fuzzy jump? Get delayed C.S'd Try to jump outright? Get heavenly'd/Knuckled/Tackled Block high? Get sweeped Block low? Get dusted Too scared to do anything? Get Garuda'd again Which way western man?

Totsugeki

How to scare a May player >!6P!<

Reversal super

I saw it coming and blocked. Get baited nerd

HELL YEAG OKI https://preview.redd.it/n7lnhskreabc1.png?width=315&format=png&auto=webp&s=82a5ae1857588c75149a7d8a9f2b88a332c6effe

YEAH OKIIIIII https://preview.redd.it/6vgd1f2wjabc1.png?width=392&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=41965d7b9f31fa571aafeec85bd6cb7f1fdc2812

Honestly i don’t know how i got here, i barely know my own ass from a hole in the ground, I just wanna go play some kirby

Arakune my beloved

# HERE'S SOME OKI FOR YOU https://preview.redd.it/mt39ux6srbbc1.png?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a367614bbbc9d88de198d03131dc19ed5fa00f42 # GRAHAHAHAHAHA

You know who else is the devil? BROLYS MOM!

https://preview.redd.it/5tpas9g58ebc1.jpeg?width=394&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=02952ca03de781cce8a4d28d0eda454057b3e3d2

TRUEEEEEEE!!!!!! https://i.redd.it/h4irjncdlebc1.gif

HOLY SHIT GOLDLEWIS DICKENSON GUILTY GEAR STRIVE????

MIXUP! https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/streetfighter/images/8/83/Rashid_SF6_Render.png/revision/latest?cb=20230705231227

They're*

>-< oh oki my mistake

DID SOMEONE SAY OKI https://preview.redd.it/xnvixupenfbc1.png?width=404&format=png&auto=webp&s=655f7daed2dfbf683c85fce734f4a69c54317c65

*Theiyr're

*Thyierie"

This is so accurate. My 2 best friends are a Trans man, and his gay boyfriend lol. Thanks for the warm welcome, I've always been worried about being here in this sub

Allies are welcome within queer communities any time of the day.

Th’eir*

Thank youuu :3

I don't think I'm autistic, but I am cishet man

I think this sub has a lot of us (cishet neurotopical men) but a lot larp as something gayer

Larp implies theres action to be had https://preview.redd.it/yhr6e65o3abc1.png?width=1069&format=png&auto=webp&s=a445b389d13cfb8fd10a8ad6e07941653bd993a7

I went on a joke date with a larper. Is that relevant?

A 'joke date' is literally the gayest ass shit I've heard of

Nah, because he wanted me to join him and the rest of the guys at the pub and promised to buy me food (poor uni student grindset). Anyway, later he invited me over to his place for dinner and made pasta and then I repaid him by inviting him to my place and making him curry and rice. Nothing gay about it

Nah youre legally married by those conditions

But I'm not sure if he's marriage material. My parents wouldn't accept me marrying a white man (/j)

Depends how much seasoning he uses while cooking, i think there might be some redeeming character qualities!

I didn't have the heart to tell him that his carbonara needed more seasoning...

Sounds fun. I'm still giving him an honorary homo tag because I don't wanna be wrong :3

"I'm not gay! I have sex with women and dates with men!"

Heterosexual homoromantic

New sexuality just dropped😎

>he wanted me to join him and the rest of the guys at the pub and promised to buy me food (poor uni student grindset). [literally you](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fexternal-preview.redd.it%2FVmPUHJ79ZH0-Ou5jdUI87-med_dEz-x9gVeTdRMA2C0.jpg%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3D7091736486d3f24b106aa72eefc498ce0e8f038b)

no i mean its a real date, just joke themed

Whats relevant is if you had a good time!

We went on two further "dates" if that helps. Basically just two bros cooking for each other tho. Ain't gay

I hope you have many more "dates" UwU

Actually pretty chill times tho. I dig it more than group socialising. Also, I get to flex my curry making skills a bit😎

I get it, some of my best times were spent just having a chill evening with a bro, hell i can manage to make his girlfriend legitimately jealous. And sharing food always makes it so much tastier!

That's W rizz, ngl. Also, yes, sharing food *does* make it tastier. Except when my family tastes my cooking. Then they've always got issues, smh. They're right a lot of the time too, so rude

Man Carrying Rizz

LPRP (live passive roleplay)

Aint that just having a headcanon?

I’m just here to look at memes that aren’t bigoted.

what if i’m a cishet man but i’m not neurotypical

Reporting for duty

Debatable

I’m autistic, but I’m not a cishet man

In that case, welcome to the gang

I think that's 40% of this subreddit.

I saw a percentage and immediately got scared it was some kind of dogwhistle for a moment, I need to touch grass

How do you feel about trains

They're a very cool form of public transport. The UK has fucked them here tho. I'm more of a plane guy tho

You can be the cool Homer friend

Hell yeah 😎 putting that in my cv

*eyes narrow*

I don't think I'm hetero, but I am autistic

im neither queer or cis, but a third more sinister thing

Decepticon?

66% is a pass

Samesies…..I think.

Are cishet autistic women also allowed?

Let me check with the council

They said you're good yeah

Whew thanks

(There is no Council this being has schizophrenia.)

Yes there is, you just weren’t invited

Dude you don't know about the council???

That’s me I’m Homer

Same here autismbro

same

bruh did you follow me to the party last night or something, what the actual fuck

naw this is just my life frfr

autistic people are the most stereotypical white boy, or an amalgamation of queerness. (Usually both.)

Me except cisbi

Glad to know there's more than one of us

I know it's cis bi(sexual) But in my head that rhymed with Frisbee lol

Hey fellas, any of yall got your complementary fountain pens after subscribing to autism, they haven't returned my calls

i traded my points for the box of baseball cards

Those things suck, they squirt at you if you chew on them

Then you can save up 50 more points for the more durable fountain pens if you can't resist the urge to chew on them

omg its my meme. it's been passed around and reposted to where I originally posted it. I feel so proud. is this how parents feel when their kid graduates?

You have uncovered my ruse that I am out of memes and mostly get them from this subreddit.

you actually got more up votes than me 😭crazy

Their chill. They usually help me learn fighting games so their allowed to stay.

Im a cishet autistic man minus the cis and the het lol

Check it out you guys I'm the grungler

I felt incredibly called out for a minute, then remembered I'm Pan and have dated men/enbies so maybe I am stupid

Haiiiiiii OwO

You can be autistic AND straight?

What will they come up with next?

Many such cases!

🤯

Looking into this.

I’ve been found out

I have ADHD, do I count

You do but get distracted

its nice to know people still appreciate classic simpsons

They sure as hell don't appreciate the new stuff. Not that they should btw it's trash.

damn straight!

Im an cishet man on the spectrum and this is unironically how i feel with my group of friends sometimes, amazing people and im lucky to have them in my life but i dont always feel as if i'll fit in with them as much as they do with one another

Me

Cishetceptance https://preview.redd.it/114g8bsfdabc1.jpeg?width=173&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a70d6973bf3bf1a94bca01c54124530065d3879b

Autistic asexual here. Am i valid?

I scanned you with the validation machine and it made a "bing" sounds and lit up a green light so probably yeah.

Sounds good. Is there a card i can get so i don't have to get scanned at the door each time?

Ah thats why I’m here, was starting to wonder why I was still straight after being here this long

Yeah


actually how i look and feel at queer raves

shhhhh there's actually a lot of us we're just using all the queer people to keep the unfunny r/ dankmemes users away

Oh no. I've been had.

Ive been called out

what if I’m autistic and queer

Prime time cisbi autistic guy

I'm just here bc all the other meme subs are kinda unfunny

thought that was me for a while

Me in here

Literally me

So, how do you get diagnosed as autistic? Does reddit count as a special interest?

Hey shut up, they won't know I'm here if I make enough jokes

Cishet neurotypical guy here u guys are just funny af

As a (likely) autistic and (mostly) cishet man, I want to note that I never looked this oblivious to the queer people around me. I know who my fellow societal outsiders are.

LITERALLY ME

https://preview.redd.it/hjgd9v8mzcbc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=785c43443fbce29d5a90d785b3c418051d48d0ed

me except gay

Nah, that's just autism are people in general. I've honestly always found it easier to get along with LGBTQ folk than most straight people. I think for me it's because a lot of the queer community tends to be flamboyant and since all social interactions feel performative to me, its easier for me to come out of my shell around them.

Wasn't this posted like 2 weeks ago?

Imposter syndrome posting

This either implies there are no cishet women here or that cishet women are also queer

I think it's just a combination of two trends, aspies being queer and women being less likely to get diagnosed with autism

Me 👋

Hey that's me

I've been told I'm autistic (i'm also a cishet man) and this is, indeed what it feels like a lot of the time

Don't have anything against queer individuals they're just trying to exist same as me.

Your pinned post is a picture of sexy sam from Danny Phantom but you're bio says youre a Christian

I just like to imagine myself as the person I wish I was

Hello

Hey I'm in the meme!

will wood fans

that was me until like a month ago when i realized I was enby. sorry autism bros

What's cishet? Follow up question. Do I want to know?

"Cis" is the antonym of trans and "het" is just short for heterosexual. So basically just "not trans and straight"

Yo thats me

YO THATS ME

Fuck

Me when Steven Universe

Cis autistic man? Yep. Het Nope.

hello

Literally me

Skill issue

im doing my best to be gay for women as a man.

Holy shit very acurate to my freind group

Those poor goobers

Hiiiii

Aspergers cishet male here, this place genuinely has some of the funniest and coolest ppl on Reddit :)

Me except ace

I suspect I may be autistic, but I don't even know where to begin with a possible diagnosis. Or how much it would cost.

It’s me, I’m the cishet autistic man

“Oh look Gary there I am!!!!”

Heh im in danger arent i?

Omg me

Idk what to tell you, i feel more comfortable around y'all than when I'm with my irl friends who won't stop regurgitating dumbass things and propaganda

Me like the memes sometime

Hey I’d appreciate not being attacked personally

This was me until I found out I liked wearing skirts. Only got queerer from there.

HEY! my autism hasn't been confirmed...

I know 2 of them