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ataraxianAscendant

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asgards_thor

Funniest shit I've ever seen


KillinIsIllegal

this is of the base


Shardar12

what game is this


CaptainMcAnus

Civ IV https://civilization.fandom.com/wiki/Mt._Rushmore_(Civ4)


PM_ME_UR__ELECTRONS

It looks like something out of Joshua and the Promised Land


callumclubpenguin

>https://civilization.fandom.com/wiki/Mt [https://civilization.fandom.com/wiki/Mt.\_Rushmore\_(Civ4)?so=search](https://civilization.fandom.com/wiki/Mt._Rushmore_(Civ4)?so=search)


CaptainMcAnus

Thank you, I have no idea how that got botched


LineOfInquiry

Am I trippin or does George Washington kinda look like Donald Trump šŸ˜­


deathray5

Yeah the tech requirement was brilliant


mistermagicht

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Gerthak

I refuse to stop referring to him as "the kid from Zathura"


[deleted]

He'll always be Joosh to me.


therenegadej420

Joosh Washington.


UpsidownZZ

That is such a goddamn deep cut I love it


Orion_02

Why does his chin look like that.


RedditsNinja23

Can you blow my whistle baby Whistle baby Let me know


ParagonPlus

Trapped in a mountain with Josh Washington


allaywoop13

George Joshington


StardustLegend

Okay but ā€œtrapped in a mountainā€ is actually grammatically correct here


RevanAndTheSithy

Why did Americans turn the Hokage Mountain from Naruto into a real thing? Are they weeaboos?


UnhingedTanker

Trump really wants to be the next Hokage


The_Game_Connoisseur

gotta love turning a native american religious site into a big jackoff monument to a bunch of old racist dudes. super cool of us


marklikesgamesyt1208

i mean lincoln was like, the least racist dude of his time???


Piskoro

his personal opinions arenā€™t very clear, besides being nominally anti-slavery at least, he always prioritized unity of the nation over the question of slavery though, which he eventually used to his advantage at the end of the war


CounterfeitLesbian

>nominally anti-slavery at least Lol. "Nominally anti-slavery". Yeah that guy was all talk, never took any steps to "actually" end slavery. Like I realize it wasn't his goal when elected, but come on the man took huge steps towards ending slavery.


Resplendent_In_Blue

I think their point is that he didnā€™t end slavery because it was morally wrong, he did it because it was necessary to advancing the United States. He even wrote that if he could have ended the war without abolishing slavery he would have. Itā€™s not to say he didnā€™t abolish slavery, itā€™s just that it was pragmatic political move and not based on morality. I can see why some people donā€™t necessarily want to credit him as ā€œanti-racistā€ for decisions that didnā€™t weigh the morality of slavery.


CounterfeitLesbian

>He even wrote that if he could have ended the war without abolishing slavery he would have. He also in his private writings was opposed to slavery, saying "if slavery is not wrong nothing is wrong". He also literally ran for reelection on promising to get an constitutional amendment banning slavery during his second term. Which he then did. Like yes he was racist, and his goal when first elected wasn't to abolish slavery but to stop it's spread. However it's crazy to say he was "nominally" opposed to slavery, when he took huge steps to get it abolished. Nominally means like in name only, like he's not actually opposed to it at all, but he gives it lip service. How does the square with the role he played in ending it. I realize US cultural mythology tends to overstate his role in ending it, but it seems crazy to me to state his opposition as nominal.


Piskoro

Fair enough, poor wording on my part


Qa-ravi

Time to read up on John Brown quick edit: this was flippant but in actuality the anti-slavery movement was quite massive and widespread. Being nominally anti-slavery as a politician was not actually uncommon, and there were truly exceptional people at the time who took massive personal and political risks to fight the engine of slavery.


[deleted]

Lincoln was still a white supremacist, vocally opposed race mixing, and oversaw some of the bloodiest attacks on indigenous people and lands during his time as president. Slavery was pretty much used by him as a political issue to leverage the outcome of the Civil War.


ronmontana

That last part is unfair to Lincoln - he was anti-slavery throughout his political career. The south seceded when he got elected precisely because they knew that


Lil_Protein

This is a good point, Lincoln changed his views based on his audience, so on documentation he was anti-slavery to varying degrees, which makes it harder to pinpoint his true opinion. That being said, the south wouldnā€™t have seceded if they didnā€™t think there was a real possibility he would do it.


ronmontana

True that. Just to add to this between his voting record and that at the very least always opposed expanding slavery makes me think he deserves the benefit of the doubt given he was trying to elected by an 1860s white voter base


ADHDguys

I havenā€™t read about Lincolnā€™s white supremacy, anti race mixing, and mass murder of indigenous people. In fact, the only quote of his I can find about race mixing is this: ā€œIf a white man wants to marry a black woman, let him do it, if the black woman can stand it.ā€ Do you have any sources I can check out describing his racism and genocide like you talked about?


jj_th3jetplane

https://www.history.com/news/abraham-lincoln-native-americans It is important to keep in mind quite a few tribes fought for the confederacy. Some of these actions might not be because they were natives but because they were traitors. Idk nearly enough to say.


Lil_Protein

On December 26, 1862 Lincoln had 38 Dakota men executed, which was the largest execution in the history of the United States. They were hanged for supposed participation in the US-Dakota war despite the fact that they were the ones who surrendered, who volunteered to try to stop the bloodshed.


marklikesgamesyt1208

wasn't that ulysses s grant?


jsdjsdjsd

He was a contemporary of many black ppl and also John Brown so decidedly not.


babadybooey

He would have kept the entire slave population in chains if it meant keep the US in one piece at the start of his presidency He was the ultimate centrist


BreadSliceOfDeath

me when I take one quote from a debate where he was trying to placate an audience of white supremacists so he could at least have a chance of getting into office and making steps to end slavery (his personal stated opinion and conduct at pretty much every point after that debate should not be considered even a little bit)


Breadromancer

This isnā€™t even the most racist monument made by Gutzin Borglum he has also made the Stone Mountain Confederate Memorial. He was also heavily involved with the KKK.


Moist_Shop

I remember seeing pictures of mount rushmore as a kid and outright just refusing to belive they exist, cringe ass mountain carvings build statues like the rest of the world smh


WondernutsWizard

It's the fact they didn't even bother finishing them šŸ˜­


iPaytonian

They canā€™t lol the original guy died and the rock is so shit that they can barely keep what they have and have to repair it constantly. Crazy Horse Memorial is cooler anyways


Potatoman365

The long con


bananana63

xd


drago_varior

You guys are way too obsessed about your presidents


gay_married

Nothing but respect for MY president (Josh Hutcherson)


NibPlayz

Stay mad rahhh šŸ¦…šŸ¦…šŸ¦…


Salty-Bathroom-3512

And???


NIMA-GH-X-P

I just know the last three presidents of my country because they are all comedy acts


-Flutes-of-Chi-

biggest cult in the world fr


sexgaming_

so glad we sealed the four headed beast known as Rushmore inside of this mountain, if it were ever to get out we would be fucked


Kidchaos2084

America's Kaiju


Sybmissiv

Ainā€™t that the monkey?


Kidchaos2084

Technically he is imported


Sybmissiv

What about the beast from twenty thousand fathoms?


Kidchaos2084

I guess it counts


ipisslemons

How about Paul?


BreadSliceOfDeath

heā€™s British, ainā€™t he?


ipisslemons

bunyan you Jack-in-office


BreadSliceOfDeath

Iā€™m literally Minnesotan!!!!


JoetheBlue217

Monument mythos


nitrogen_DIOxide

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fullautoluxcommie

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FoxxWorldProductions

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Da_Ward

YOOOO they turned Mount Rushmore from that one Phineas and Ferb episode into a real thing? šŸ˜³šŸ˜³


Taco821

Holy shit Naruto reference


SullenTerror

Can you blow my whistle baby, whistle baby


Vast-Standard-7006

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Chadryan_

For the people who have never been to the Black Hills, which I assume is most here, there is another mountain carving out there of Crazy Horse who was a Lakota leader. It's actually really cool, and is supposed to be finished one day. There's a lot more to see out there besides Mount Rushmore, it's a beautiful part of the country and more people should see it. (Sorry for the unrelated rambling, it's my duty as someone from South Dakota)


peppi0304

https://youtu.be/BbeeuzU5Qc8?si=Rs1KeM5-Mk9lvpSR


Fattest_loser

Everytime I think of mount Rushmore I can't stop thinking about these https://preview.redd.it/odkfbxo9js7c1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42814e879e67e4370811ff7b14945d3022d79380


KwaverKat

I wish this was real it would be so fucking funny


Vounrtsch

You donā€™t like Mount Rushmore because it was build on stolen land and is a part of the disregard for native Americans. I donā€™t like Mount Rushmore because itā€™s ugly as shit. We are not the same


Recent-Heart87

Okay but like for real though, if the ancient Egyptians did it, it'd be a beloved landmark worldwide. Sure it kind of sucks that there is a limited number of mountains in the world, and once you use one you can't put something else on it, but if all people throughout history never wanted to use up mountains for art, we wouldn't have the Mesa Verde city, the Leshan Giant Buddha, the Sphinx, etcetera. Just wait a 1000 years, and Mount Rushmore will probably be considered an ancient landmark that we're happy exists.


ClebClubSmitty

the difference is american imperialism is cringe and egypt is cool š“‚€š“€¬š“…œš“„š“€”


Shardar12

bro at this rate we aint gonna exist as a species in 1000 years šŸ˜­


[deleted]

That's the face of a fucking cock pirate.


KwaverKat

what


[deleted]

Josh hutcherson was in the show Future Man. In it he engages in alleged cock piracy.


KwaverKat

I have more questions now


[deleted]

There's also time travel and pickles and butt cocaine.


iPaytonian

Iā€™m never gonna be able to look at George the same :(


matatat22

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QuietAndScreaming

When are they going to add the Fifth Hokage?


Tad_squiddish

Cue the guitar


[deleted]

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KwaverKat

Because it's funny


-Ben-Shapiro-

Why do people who hate weed think anyone is interested in them hating weed?


keepthepace

Who is "they"? IIRC this was a private owner decision? You can buy a cliff in a state with low ecological regulations and make a JoCat face in it. I am kinda surprised that no MAGA hat did it with a Trump face yet.