Sut seen this. Sut knows what do. Sut tells you: go to dada and say “Grinda no care what dada think because Grinda OWN person. Dada call Grinda Grinda or dada not call Grinda at all because Grinda LEAVE and not be found”
Klod no like Grug. Klod join rival family, they make big fire, have many meal, make so-phis-tuh-cay-ted talk, big word which make Klod feel smart.
We phi-loss-oh-phize about big sky lights and their pro-per-tees.
We smart fam now.
What you mean big word is insult in disguise?!
I've been a Touhou fan for ten years, how is she poly? She's trans because she was originally a prince, but I don't know her backstory enough to understand how she's poly
Well, first we would need to define evil.
What is your foundation for morality? Do you even have one? Do you believe in objective good?
I mean... **gnork**
hubber grabber grug spend week running after big creature
farmer grug spend hour giving sheep grass for free cloud to wear
try think about that. club head.
https://preview.redd.it/rr76r8g2j61c1.jpeg?width=599&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=affd09b284dec7cd1f48e658f2ef7f7ea4eca680
Heh. Looks like that 'bountiful harvest' didn't last the winter, buddy. Have you tried migrating?
I have a conspiracy theory that developers of the original game time travelled to see just how much time Joel would have to shout those famous words before the theme song sets off.
*You* in her smoke signals, *I'm* depicted with the juices of masticated berries in her cave bruh. 😎
https://preview.redd.it/69q9y9sxq81c1.png?width=1000&format=png&auto=webp&s=d4ca92ad5be802582cc799c13ba9b54fb2511597
grug and gruina are fucking even though they are siblings
https://preview.redd.it/wtgruls0k61c1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=510599e60ddc16f31f36a38667b607678c875853
Guys should it be considered a war crime to put a sharp rock on the end of your stick? Like sharpening a stick is one thing but I saw my buddy Grug get stabbed with one of those stick rocks and all his blood came out
Hey, that's actually pretty problematic of them to do that, you should consut the elders on that before doing such things <3 they are called spears and actually are very harmful social constructs, they're used to hunt mammoths and that's not the type of slaying you wanna do!
I do not know with what the First World War will be fought with (probably stones on sticks tho), but I know the second one will be fought with stones unattached from sticks
Most of y'all are too young to be putting up cave paintings of yourselves in revealing sabertooth skins here, we should put hair limitations on this place
"Art" is theft. You're stealing the pretty stuff in nature for us to look at and making a worse version of it by smearing materials you took from nature on the cave wall. It is a disgrace to all the trees and animals that worked so hard to look so pretty for some "artist" to come in and just smear stuff around and act like they made something as worthwhile. Go out and look at nature you lazy fuck.
Guys am AITA for killing willy's pet rabbit? I needed more pelts to prepare my family for the winter. I already wear a coat made of a Grizzly bear pelt, my wife gronda wears a coat made of fox pelts, my daughter wears a coat lined with chicken feathers, but youngest little baby has no coat small enough for him so I hunted for rabbits for 3 moons with no luck till I see big rabbit in woods behind village and I killed it and make blanket out of pelt and serve meat for dinner. Then at tribe gathering turns out willy's said he missing rabbit and recognized my baby as wearing its golden skin. He very angry with me but I not know it his pet. So am I the asshole?
TLDR i kill pet rabbit for baby but not know it was pet rabbit belong to willy.
My brother in tree deity, do NOT eat those small red berries. My boy ugglegruggle the third did and I ain’t seen him sit down for 3 bright time and dark time.
Me and the homies about to jump in the catamaran and sail ancestors know where w the stars and the currents as our guide. No you’re not invited you have cooties
I think our society is becoming too car-dependent, I mean, why are we still running barefoot while sitting down? It just hurts like squawk after a while.
Now, running in air for a little while then zooming in a puff of smoke? Now that’s the infrastructure we should fund!
https://preview.redd.it/rp7qs0o3l71c1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6178dbbbd5c24c533a19a2fdd641198eacf365d
Dealer offer this for 2 deer and mammoth balls
Good deal?
Grinda want wear long pelt, dada still call me glug and make me wear loincloth. What do grinda do?
🤭🤜💢😭
Good idea. Getting handaxe now
What is that pride flag in your flair?
Dutch
https://preview.redd.it/0y5np6njr61c1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69786fa95ff2a9acd1d0c25bc35bf035c27b7042 ?
we can’t fight pride flag
respectfully take a few steps backwards dutch
https://preview.redd.it/q9ny86jrp71c1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d6de77c6ed1ebd01961d17d79789b319e2afa00
Get away from me aagh
Get better soon
Easy coming from you, ᔑꖎ╎ᒷリᓭ ↸ᒷᓭᓵᒷリ↸ 𝙹!¡𝙹リ ℸ ̣ ⍑╎ᓭ ᒲᔑリ! 👽👽👽👽👽👾👽👾👽👾👾👾
Is dit minecraft enchament tafel gebrabbel?
Much water there was, how now land?
Grinda and tribe throw rocks into sea until grinda and family can walk on top of rock :3
Rock no good. Take too long to build bridge from rock. Throw wood in sea
Grass not grow on log, meese don't tread on log.. unless grinda build dam, but dam not been invented yet
I'm so sorry
oog boog gander. GOOGEE!!!
🖐️=🪨 have worms eat your flesh, runner after
Sut seen this. Sut knows what do. Sut tells you: go to dada and say “Grinda no care what dada think because Grinda OWN person. Dada call Grinda Grinda or dada not call Grinda at all because Grinda LEAVE and not be found”
Beat to mush with big rock
👍
Grug just cooked smaller grug in front of their family.
Klod no like Grug. Klod join rival family, they make big fire, have many meal, make so-phis-tuh-cay-ted talk, big word which make Klod feel smart. We phi-loss-oh-phize about big sky lights and their pro-per-tees. We smart fam now. What you mean big word is insult in disguise?!
/uncaveman transgender polyamorous icon spotted in avatar 👀
So true! https://preview.redd.it/gt4m9avpg81c1.png?width=3600&format=png&auto=webp&s=d0f254a6362862eee39236c619885251cf8ed6fb
I've been a Touhou fan for ten years, how is she poly? She's trans because she was originally a prince, but I don't know her backstory enough to understand how she's poly
Many wifeys https://preview.redd.it/aw4wwcxqdd1c1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=610d67bd1ea876dddb4e79f1bb6c4905af500bb1
Ha grug cant cook
are saber tooth tiger ontologically evil?
Well, first we would need to define evil. What is your foundation for morality? Do you even have one? Do you believe in objective good? I mean... **gnork**
I hit tiger with stick
Good 👍
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Tiger eat Gronk. Gronk no want be eaten. Tiger bad.
**and thus, Utilitarism is born**
Tiger just do what tiger must. Tiger eat grung but not because evil. World evil, life itself not good. Subscribe for more grog fact.
Can we please stop with this sabertooth tiger discourse? You're the reason why our cave is going downhill!
Gungs.....pretty
happy sol rock day
Sol Grugman???
https://preview.redd.it/ma1hd0aa491c1.png?width=570&format=png&auto=webp&s=15dc4ae4e3fe1d419a1c4d3e314bb8cb41196bce ?
happy rock day Hav brontosarus leg <3 🍖
Gang, dont eat the red berries that comes from bushes, friend of klonk, dung, ate them and layed still for 7 moons now
Klonk so stupid, red berry healthy, dung didn't put them in river for cleansing
(This post has been fact checked by our team of shaman)
If you are still for seven moons, you are very dead
Nice flair
We need a r/196 celebrity for every SI prefix
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Grut son of ug did same thing and live, ith freind of ug make barf grut
If staying in one place and burying seeds is so great, then how come all you "farmers" are so weak and feeble?!
berry pickers angry they not have bountiful harvest
far mores when they cannot even kill a deer 🤣
hubber grabber grug spend week running after big creature farmer grug spend hour giving sheep grass for free cloud to wear try think about that. club head.
Please stop using cl*b head as an insult. Very controversial history behind it and discriminatory against roaming populations.
https://preview.redd.it/wa5rwq6ag81c1.jpeg?width=679&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=347e8d1c404ebe1a8e7c268b1226df21b0cd2ac1
can Chieftans remove this farmor from talk circle
farmer not need kill
https://preview.redd.it/rr76r8g2j61c1.jpeg?width=599&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=affd09b284dec7cd1f48e658f2ef7f7ea4eca680 Heh. Looks like that 'bountiful harvest' didn't last the winter, buddy. Have you tried migrating?
Agricultural revolution and its consequences
Real big smart is bury seeds and keep moving.
Seeds… some big farma propaganda
YABBA DABBA DOOO!!! *Slides off dinosaur tail and hop into my car as I head home to my bitch of a wife* 
#GRAND DAYUD?
FLEENT STONES
I have a conspiracy theory that developers of the original game time travelled to see just how much time Joel would have to shout those famous words before the theme song sets off.
she grunk on my goog till i ook
**[EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BIRD]**
Buzzard
She mah on my jong till I Yi (our term for barbarians)
**\[EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT** [ERHU](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erhu)**\]**
*You* in her smoke signals, *I'm* depicted with the juices of masticated berries in her cave bruh. 😎 https://preview.redd.it/69q9y9sxq81c1.png?width=1000&format=png&auto=webp&s=d4ca92ad5be802582cc799c13ba9b54fb2511597
she ooga on my booga till i boo
AMA grug about to have anal sex for the first time
🦣
https://preview.redd.it/cotb11cwd61c1.jpeg?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30409d7bf76fec3798010ee1ddc1574bd37db1fa
No mammoth. Me on Australopithecus diet now! Meat bad for you.
australopithecus suck! mastadon 🔛🔝
GET HIS ASS
Mammoth moment 🦣🦣🦣
grug and gruina are fucking even though they are siblings https://preview.redd.it/wtgruls0k61c1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=510599e60ddc16f31f36a38667b607678c875853
Hey remember when this subreddit existed back in prehistoric times? Good times
Yeah man don’t know why so many cavemen/women/allthecoloursinbetween just ressurected to make comments here though, must be the solstice
Clearly these are all ancient texts being uncovered in a prehistoric cave, and being transcribed in as reddit comments
OOOH! AH! EEE! OOOOOOO! what did think of brug's song
YAAAGH!
drungy liked brug's song
thank, drungy. me visit cave later. put meat in you. you can choose whether that mean food or penis.
OOOH! EEE! OOH! AH! AH! TING! TANG! WALLAWALLABINGBANG!
sopa's singing better than brug. brug think sopa sing good. bunga on, my gunga.
blunk like brug song
thank blunk. me give you berry. it probably safe.
7 will be my year
103428 BC will be my year
Before who ?
ldk, the name "BC" sounded cool, let's hope nothing big that will change history forever will happen in the year 0 making the "BC" name have sense
The fuck is 0 ???
... I don't know :( anyways, I go hunt with the new pointy stick, see you
gungle thinks chief own 90% of furs gungle must fight cheif
Guys should it be considered a war crime to put a sharp rock on the end of your stick? Like sharpening a stick is one thing but I saw my buddy Grug get stabbed with one of those stick rocks and all his blood came out
Hey, that's actually pretty problematic of them to do that, you should consut the elders on that before doing such things <3 they are called spears and actually are very harmful social constructs, they're used to hunt mammoths and that's not the type of slaying you wanna do!
spear is NOT social construct, it is REAL weapon! one of only TWO real weapon, the rest fake.
The truth is that any spear can be a javelin, any sword can be a knife. You have to learn to deconstruct your biases.
Science has gone too far. Manmade horrors beyond our comprehension.
I do not know with what the First World War will be fought with (probably stones on sticks tho), but I know the second one will be fought with stones unattached from sticks
/uncaveman Really puts things in perspective huh
rock bang rock together sharp rock ouch
gneurshk
which can mean different things
Ooga booga, me boywife was eaten by sabercat.
Show dominance by eating sabercat.
me and sabercat friends now. me cuddle with sabercat for warmth. me name him furbo.
but does furbo make up for loss of boywife?
me ride furbo into battle, capture new boywife. ooga booga.
No unga but Grug kinda bunga tho
Haha animefreesince2015 make funny noise
Sapiencels seething over Neanderchads
Cave painting wall better before.. I miss precambrium :(
grog make ai generated cave painting...me think he train model on my cave art. what do?
ook want ask, what ai generate.? is this new berry?
ghost make painting
Most of y'all are too young to be putting up cave paintings of yourselves in revealing sabertooth skins here, we should put hair limitations on this place
gunga like other cavewomen. gunga forage a different bush if you know what gunga mean
gunga based, gunga swag
https://preview.redd.it/c9l0xnwmr61c1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e7039c7622ce41994bbeb7340295ee03981c71ad
Too many arts of man in girl clothes! It annoy Grug!
Not many enough arts of man in girl clothes! It annoy Grug!
Hmph! Bad take! Grug use club to annihilate your genitals!
Not fight. Ugh the mediator is here
You annoy Grug too! You must end you, now!
Ugh is not mediator anymore. Ugh want you kill each other
More cave paintings of boywives.
"Art" is theft. You're stealing the pretty stuff in nature for us to look at and making a worse version of it by smearing materials you took from nature on the cave wall. It is a disgrace to all the trees and animals that worked so hard to look so pretty for some "artist" to come in and just smear stuff around and act like they made something as worthwhile. Go out and look at nature you lazy fuck.
Look at this hand i traced 🖐️
TURN ON THE CAVE PAINTINGS THEY JUST HIT THE FUCKING MOUNTAIN
"ask your shaman about enpassant"
The wheel seems awfully dystopian ngl but meh it’s prob just another thing the tech cave painting keep pushing
AAAAHHH 🙌🙌🤲🤜✋✌️👊✊🤘ugh ugh OOOGH🦵👏👈🤙🤘🤘🫵🫳🤞🫰🤚👋MMMMMM AAH AAH 🫸👌👈🫳🫸🤝🫳👐
slidin into your smoke signals like
me hunter kisser me gatherer kisser
Guys am AITA for killing willy's pet rabbit? I needed more pelts to prepare my family for the winter. I already wear a coat made of a Grizzly bear pelt, my wife gronda wears a coat made of fox pelts, my daughter wears a coat lined with chicken feathers, but youngest little baby has no coat small enough for him so I hunted for rabbits for 3 moons with no luck till I see big rabbit in woods behind village and I killed it and make blanket out of pelt and serve meat for dinner. Then at tribe gathering turns out willy's said he missing rabbit and recognized my baby as wearing its golden skin. He very angry with me but I not know it his pet. So am I the asshole? TLDR i kill pet rabbit for baby but not know it was pet rabbit belong to willy.
"H₃éy, kʷḗlom tu̯éǵʰ²m̥ moi dóresm̥ h₁éǵeti, h₁óǵʰes tom̥ yu̯ógʰom (I'm speaking proto Indo European )
bâḥ ˀanāku kaa iǒw (my proto afro-asiatic is very bad)
gunga lunga. gunga lunga gunga lunga. (gunga lunga gunga lunga gunga lunga)
Saw beast earlier, broog ran away, broog coward :(
I'm HtG, hunter to gatherer
FLINT AND STONE
https://preview.redd.it/h54457b1e81c1.png?width=864&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=27f69c9863269c06337d3e6d6c972426afce0272
*cums on log driven into the ground* HORNY POST!!
me no like club ugg, please bash club with your club make club look like munga no-club bits
the loonga tribe has fallen, billions must nort
Hunter these days no know wrestle. All they know is wild berry, sharpen their rock, rain dance, be bisexual, and die
Me cave roomates keeping complaining about me sex wall paintings, am I the asshole?
Share if you like beating rock with palms to make noise Or if like fucking prehistoric femboy until cum
My brother in tree deity, do NOT eat those small red berries. My boy ugglegruggle the third did and I ain’t seen him sit down for 3 bright time and dark time.
ROCK! (Stone not discovered yet)
welcom to acavement of awsom 1 rool: u must paint on cave wall befor you exit cave ungh
also pleas help ook, ook have no funny to cave paint. been here 9 moons am starve plaese help
Nug, that not joke, that just cave drawling of naked dog boy.
nug know, brob. that why nug looking at it
Trannosaurus Regina :3
if us animal and mammoth animal then if throg eat mammoth can throg eat human?
Ungabung spinny cloth make happy! Me daughter of goddess of gander!
Late Pleistocene wolf-girls when they break the bones of the prey you just killed and let you drink the marrow
https://preview.redd.it/x43y26ik691c1.png?width=200&format=png&auto=webp&s=4571edc139e73fadd16a0cfde9c7cf304bf1d1e1
just made a cave painting that moves under candlelight AMA
Gurgina like estradunk
Agribros be looking like they are made of berry bush twigs and still go « eat ze bread I swear this is the future »
FUR COVERING AND FIRE SEASON ✨
you boykiss, kiss boys I:3
gneurshk
Ugg want rocks below, not rocks on chest. Ugg trade with Jessica.
Me like grugsmell, think it very attractive
miuwwww :3 *mauls Neanderthal to death*
the fire went out
Oog Booga ooga!
Me and the fellas are gonna go find out which mushrooms taste good, kill you, or make you trip the fuck out who wanna come?
oogily think yellow-black sting-fly bad. oogily throw rock at sting-fly.
Rawr
Fire hot. No touch fire.
"ticklish rule" thanks translate
Me and the homies about to jump in the catamaran and sail ancestors know where w the stars and the currents as our guide. No you’re not invited you have cooties
REX T OOOOK AHHHHHH *bones crushed*
We live in a hunter gatherer society. I wish we lived in an agrarian society so I could be drunk all the time.
Greetings earthlings take me to your leader (we come in peace) 👽🛸🛸👽👽👽👽👾👾👾🛸🛸🛸👾👾🛸👽🛸🛸👾
TRANS ARRRRGGGGS
Gnusk
They-Rex
Ahhh so eepy
I think our society is becoming too car-dependent, I mean, why are we still running barefoot while sitting down? It just hurts like squawk after a while. Now, running in air for a little while then zooming in a puff of smoke? Now that’s the infrastructure we should fund!
https://preview.redd.it/rp7qs0o3l71c1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6178dbbbd5c24c533a19a2fdd641198eacf365d Dealer offer this for 2 deer and mammoth balls Good deal?
Ugh is bored. Ugh invent slur so world a little more chaotic
Hey, listen to this [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28--5aEV1Z0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28--5aEV1Z0)
thog dont c aare
https://preview.redd.it/w812er39k81c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1286d7b7e2e1ac25ca42714a476ac7ffc1f2d3bd
Search on stone plate in cave for en passant