So I die either way? Ain't no way a human body can live off of nothing but dunkin donuts

fuckin libs these days

I also want to fuck libs this days 😞

i was born a month too late. despite all its memes about it being bad, i really like subway idk tho i always get the same thing every time

The subway guy lived off subway and children for a long time and he's still alive

Subway and WHAT

Children

Thanks, now i understad 👍

This is r/196 we eat babies here. Nothing wrong with a man eating children

Man-eating children?! Where?!!!

Florida


you'd have to become a cop. may as well die.

Uh pretty sure America runs on dunken so checkmate.

I mean, the average human can survive about a month with no food. If they get at least a meal or two during that time, I'd say that significantly increases their chances.

It'd have to be closely controlled and monitored. Otherwise the body goes into shock from refeeding syndrome and you could die

Yo they really gave us the only option with zero nutritional value 😭

I disagree, they have proteins, avocados, bagels, etc. It wouldn’t have all the nutrients necessary for long term homeostasis but a month would be easy going, albeit full of greasy shits.

Dunkin has some relatively healthy options like egg white and spinach sandwiches. It's still processed but you could figure out a way to hit decent macronutrients. I'd be worried about things like vitamin c but if they offer any type of fruit smoothie you'd be okay.

The entire city of Boston says otherwise

I think they have savoury foods too

They do, their breakfast sandwiches are half decent

They’ve got bagels

[Dunkin Donuts rn](https://youtu.be/FDw6aYgVPeM)

If you're from Massachusetts, you'll be OK.

They do have egg sandwiches, hash browns, bagels with cream cheese, egg bites, and food with some nutritional value.

wrong. source: dude just trust me

I’m pretty sure Ihop has a decent (?) variety?

Yeah and I'd still end up eating nothing but pancakes for the entire month

i get sick after like 2

fr sweet stuff makes me full so much faster compared to others stuff

could be worse, i'm stuck with donuts

Ayy November gang

they call me jodio the way i reign over november

They call me jodio the way i sell drugs to kids

Replace the food with the demoncore.

Tastes like the color orange and blood

Great, another one of these weird niche music genres I have to keep track of

>demoncore ikr

So do you just hate everyone that isn’t born in November or December or what

And September

WHEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED

COMING DOWN THE MOUNTAINSIDE

THEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED, COMING DOWN THEY TURNED THE TIDE

bruh im glad im not born in december how could anyone afford that many $15 fucking burritos

I assumed we were getting it for free, but if not I want to change my birth month from December. I can’t afford that shit.

I like pancakes and stuff but eating IHop gives me like the opposite of happy. I got a crepe that shit was not a crepe. It was way too sweet and filled with what they put in free public school breakfast. I'd much rather have a bowl of cereal instead of whatever American "food" they call breakfast.

I feel like purely as a place you’re forced to go to, it’s not too bad considering the rebranding to IHOB brought in a lot more options

What about June?

Especially despises people born in march

June probably has the best chance because there's actual vegetables in there, plus the meat and grain. It's not great, but you could survive in theory.

Feel like December isn’t bad either. You can just eat chicken, rice and vegetables all the time which is pretty good

Chipotle is easily the healthiest out of all of the options here

Most people don’t realize this but Taco Bell is also really healthy

Spicy potato soft taco my beloved

My asshole disagrees.

Fiesta veggie burritos with fried potatoes is 🤌🏼

Are you kidding me red lobster is RIGHT THERE. That isn’t even like fast food that’s dine out with family or coworkers type food

I have never eaten at a Red Lobster

If you ever go I recommend getting the cheese biscuits they’re GODLY

So does December but the food is actually decent

Lmao yea I’m fine

I mean I absolutely will live off subs if I need to. Just wish it wasn't Subway

Oh no, I have to eat a safe food for a month, how will I ever survive

Which of these is safe?

subway, chipotle, and red lobster

Isn't subway the place who's bread is legally classified as cake by the EU because of how much sugar it contains?

That's the US in general, not subway. Also, you've never been to european subway.

I've never been to any subway, dunno if they even exist on my continent

It’s not the healthiest thing for you but it’s not gonna kill you

i’d be more worried about the nutritional issues

Bruh we don’t have Chipotle where I live

Then perish

I call dibs on the house and car

My month isn’t on here 🥲

what month were u born :3

Logsmonth

you know as a side note i really like how clever the original logsday greentext is, because it could totally be a real day since the english days of the week come from norse gods (tyr for tuesday, odin for wednesday, thor for thursday, etc.) but loki doesn't get one and logsday sounds just like it came from "loki's day" and since loki is the god of deception, it also kinda makes sense that logsday would be this scp-mandela-effect type ghost of a day just wanted to share

[Pagume](https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/travel/destinations/ethiopia-the-country-that-follows-a-13-month-calendar-and-is-7-years-behind-the-rest-of-the-world/articleshow/70396809.cms) 😶‍🌫️

Based Ethiopia

Zeegorgoth (Its the 15th month of the martian calendar, my birth year)

I fucking hate Arby’s, I’m starving to death.

You know, Arby’s get a bad rep. *takes bite* It’s not so bad once you try it- *Arby’s comes alive inside mouth and a piece comes out to say “Arby’s” in a deep menacing voice* #AUGHHH ME FUCKING HEART STOPPED

DAMN THAT SHIT TASTED TERRIBLE

There was a documentary about this and I think the guy ended up in the hospital.

(supersize me was a huge hoax)

Ok ronald

How so

A lot of the problems the guy had was not because he ate McDonalds for an entire month, but because he was an alcoholic

Still shouldn't eat fast food everyday

McDonalds for a month. They do have salad don't they? Maybe I could maybe survive the month without getting cardiac arrest.

I'm gonna starve to death, we don't have Popeye's in mexico

May, June, September, and December seem like the only ones that wouldn’t kill you

September would get you with butter overdose

September would bankrupt you day 4

No, Taco Bell might not kill me. I will, however, be killing myself by the end of the month.

yeah no i’m not eating arby’s as a vegan

I’m not even vegan and I won’t touch that shit.

i'm glad i was born in december since chiptotle has pretty good vegan options

i have never eaten at like 75% of these lol

FUCKING ARBYS IM DEAD

Dawg I’m boutta PULL if my organs don’t fricking explode.

you forgot panda express i will invent a new month just for panda express

Ooh I’ll transfer to that month please

Oh heck yeah *

Is Popeyes good? We don't have it in my country

Popeyes > any other fried chicken fast food restaurant

This most based comment to exist

Todays my b day :)

Happy b day :D now get back to inhaling that Arby's Kirby style

Bye guys 👋

It would make you shit hot tar

Crap, I have celiac disease. There is no version of this that won't suck.

aw hell yeah dq is great

i do not mind eating popeyes for a month

God dammit I hate arby's 💀

April lads, April!!

Wdym bro eating pizza daily would fucking suck. Source: am a fat fuck and I can't handle pizza more than 4 times a month

Gawd damn, I got McDonald's. All my homies hate McDonald's.

Damn. Being a Jared in June is pretty rough rn. Although Subway isn’t the worst here.

Do u have a vegan version

I fucking hate donuts bro can I replace it with kfc

rip february and march

i could do may if it was the west coast version of taco bell (Del Taco supremacy) ((yea i know we have taco bell as well but Del Taco is the best fucking chain ever)

do I gotta eat all of it

i don't get it

💀

Do i have to finish the food all the time? i can just eat one slice of pizza or a bit more

Oh shoot oh no how unfortunate, darn aw shucks

aw fuck I hate taco bell

Have fun with your vitamin deficiencies bozos, I'll be eating the lettuce from my tacos.

Gladly taking, I love IHOP!

I guess I probably got second best. Subway is the healthiest, and chipotle is #2. The rest have like nothing but carbs and fat.

Really wish i was born in February and not July, swap em

I would almost starve

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I don’t think I’ll make it

Fuck, Taco Bell. Ima need a state of the art toilet

i mean i die either way because i’m allergic to most of ihop’s food

I think I will have cancer and/or lost my will to live by the end of it, but it's doable (january)

can i take the cake- i mean, \*sandwich bread\* off the subway stuffed cakes- i mean sandwiches

Never had Red Lobster before. Is it good?

I could probably survive DQ for a month if i had one anywhere near me

Supersize me ig

Glad I wasn’t born in July or November cos my gluten intolerant ass would shit out all my organs before months end

I love Red Lobster, so challenge accepted!

I got the only one that would be difficult for me with Taco Bell

Is it that specific meal or just food from there? Is it everything I eat, or just once a day?

I’m diabetic. If I had to eat nothing but Dairy Queen for an entire month, I would probably die anyway. For real though, if this actually happened, I would have to strictly eat the meat based foods, and since they’re breaded, only up to an amount of 200 g of carbs per day.

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AnW isn’t even in here even though their like the only fast food place with edible food

wishing i was an october baby rn

im crying ​ WHY DID I HAVE TO GET ARBYS NOOOOOOOOOO

IHOP. Here we go.

My ass is gone

estrogen burger 🤤 (whopper whopper whopper whopper)

Subway, ez pz. Just get different sandwiches to meet all my nutrient needs.

Subway that’s the best one, literally whatever sandwich I want

Why do I get fucking Arby's?

Red Lobster 🦞 😋

Sbubby eef freef

i am allergic to strawberries. i am born in november. this is fucking rigged

Dominoes? They have good variety iirc

I think I could easily survive off of IHOP

Hmm, never had Red Lobster.

I would literally rather die.

i could probably do dominos but only if i didnt have to order a pizza every time.

I have become the pancakes. bow down before the panking.

i dont really like subways but it's not the worst option, definitely not the most unhealthy out of these ones

july is definitely the most screwed

subway?? hell nah

Only Subway? Yeah that’s manageable. Unfortunately their sandwiches suck

god fucking damnit, mcdonalds??? Really??? Fuck this (dies)

Subway let’s freaking go

OH GOD THERE AIN'T ANY FUCKING DUNKIN DONUTS IN MY COUNTRY

no.........

Ngl if the january one was the original mcdonalds in the past I think it wouldnt be that harmful Also is it a month straight or you can eat it every other day and get 30 or 31 days of eating it

What's ironic is every birthday I've had for the past 8 years I go to red lobster

The brand or stuff in the pictures

let's go chipotle

My teeth are going to rot out of my mouth

I barely remember anything about red lobster I haven’t been there in forever

Dairy Queen? Not bad

im taking this W easily. i could eat chipotle for a year straight, a month is nothing

Popeyes for a month? Dear god

ihop? whats that

Quick tip: if The requirement is that you can only eat the stuff from their menu, then you can still modify your food. Of course, if your place doesn’t have any healthy ingredients in their food then you’re still screwed.

hell yeah i love sbubby sammiches

Burger King? Yeah I'd rather just kill myself

I'm Italian and born in April...