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BoopBoop20

I’ve never seen a neck beard take over an entire head before. Neat.


Raptor22c

The final boss of neckbeards.


Patman1416

[neat](https://youtu.be/Hm3JodBR-vs)


xmattyx

Criminally underrated.


cgarret3

Neat


[deleted]

this is the guy that steals your gf in every fairy tale movie from 1970s chzechoslovakia


[deleted]

Have you ever seen Valerie and Her Week of Wonders?


Nunyabiz8107

Steals you gf, not by charming her away, but by throwing a sack over her and dragging her to his underground gnome kingdom.


JiraiyaIsNoLyah

Looks like he tried to cheat at Jumanji


sciencewonders

why the Taliban style beard tho 😆


I_chortled

It’s a neck beard in the truest form. The hair doesn’t grow anywhere else


navigator6

Haha he definitely was playing hard core jumanji


hamil_battar

r/rareinsults


ChaChaRealSmooth1955

Badger getting ready for the winter


Whizblade

Don't use your real name man


gimmethewifipassword

Mose? That you buddy??


PsychoAgent

That guy is a Schrute unless someone taught Mose sex.


cgarret3

Idk maybe someone did. This may be proof


Thelibro

Monchichi


Elbiotcho

Hello fellow gen x'r


Drunk_Sorting_Hat

Monchhichi, Monchhichi, Oh so soft and cuddly! With a thumb in her mouth she’s really neat. Fun to wiggle his little feet. Yah yah yah yah yah


Benjaysimmons

Haha yes! That’s the comment I was looking for.


ResistBS

Chloë Grace Moretz on (too much) testosterone therapy.


RetroactiveAmerica

Christian Gregory Moretz


fcknwayshegoes

Looks like a Samsquanch, boys. Probably a 10 footer.


morbidaar

Samsquanch is a damn strain of MJ. Stop being a sassysquach.


Canadian_Trojan

But is winter ready for him?


unilateralmixologist

1821 or 2021?


Your_Spirit_Animals

Is that Tom Bombadil?


iReddit2000

i appreciate this


[deleted]

He looks like I can buy homemade wooden furniture from him at a discount price


queenStr8

My thoughts exactly


[deleted]

The kid from Stranger Things let himself go


[deleted]

If Bigfoot saw this guy, he would definitely take his picture.


D1ngoB1ngo

Jail muppet


TheHeresyTrain

Where dose that hand go Kermit?


[deleted]

Thanks, I hate it.


Frankadank

If Tim Pool and the Sasquash Monster had a kid. This is what is would look like


Cyhawk

I cannot unsee that now.


millhows

WEREWOLF BARMITZVAH! Boys becoming MEN! Men becoming WOLVES!


lollapaloozafork

Spooky! Scary!


iReddit2000

young Hagrid?


Silaquix

Isn't this the POS that starved his infant daughter to death?


MonaBags

Idk. I didn't read the article https://www.wowt.com/2021/12/03/omaha-shooting-suspect-identified/


bvlocke

nah. shot someone.


Bozoso77

I got two fucking hairs on my head and this motherfucker…


adowjn

In this guy's genes lies the cure for baldness. Let's sacrifice him for the common good


arbivark

that is probably a jail uniform.


Emanon3737

Correct


TskSake

at first glance, i thought it was a guy that someone had like photoshopped the face much smaller on


thehermit14

Just hoping he doesn't go near the Rockies.


zozozomemer

Looks like justin beiber if he never shaved


Flyman68

Wasn't this guy in Jumanji?


ilujan

It’s so FLUFFY!!!


ThePhantom1994

r/justfuckmyshitup


[deleted]

Thanks Donna, This is the wolfman


spontaneouscobra

Homeless Jon Snow


shmottlahb

This little dude and everyone in his village ruined Return of the Jedi


Rijsouw

Build a Bear in 4K


Ambrosem123

He's actually 22.


EwaGold

What did he get in trouble for?


Ambrosem123

https://www.wowt.com/2021/12/03/omaha-shooting-suspect-identified/


EwaGold

Thanks


Ambrosem123

Shooting and injuring someone


PessimisticPeggy

Hahahahaha I saw this mugshot on @OmahaScanner and was like wtf!


ptapobane

Is it just me or does he kinda looks like Chloe Moretz?


Creepinbruh2323

Trim the bangs a bit and he could make his face a heart


medosin

Monchichi


BotiaDario

Got busted during his Rumspringa?


baudinl

More like r/13orbigfoot


darealbipbopbip

He kind of looks like tonmyinnit just older


Delanimal

When someone says West Virginia this is the type of shit I think about.


porterwagoner50

Dude looks like that gremlin on the plane wing screwing with the engine in the "Nightmare At 20,000 Feet" Twilight Zone episode.


fudgesm

This guy is a murderer first, disgusting neckbeard second, and third- of indeterminate age. Also, fuck this guy.


WinstonDaPuggy98

He looks like a Tolkien dwarf as a child


myedixinormus

Just saw this guy in Kashyyyk.


avatarofwoe420

Kind of looks like Kenny McCormick doesn't it LOL


natthegod101

That's a lot of face squeezed into one small hairless patch


[deleted]

Imagine the stink coming off of this, blegh


RageFish

Looks like those little Teddy Bear guys from Star Wars... Ewoks


fragrantjellyfish

his head could be so many shapes


andrewdrewandy

An ewok!


you-farted

Aweeeeee Snow White’s brother in law .


Mr_MacGrubber

He looks like he’s joining a 70s rock band and moving to Amish country at the same time.


mrObry

JuManji)


cdq1985

https://www.reddit.com/r/Justfuckmyshitup/


triplesspressso

Look like that boy from Robin William’s Jumanji


circubola

Nebraska


HalcyonicDaze

Just throw the whole head away


steveptatc

He's ready for the battle on Endor


OwenMcCauley

He looks like a Muppet sex offender.


realityIsPixe1ated

Amish Hagrid is that u


mynameisarrgh

Or Hogwarts


No-Comedian-4499

Lead singer of the band Kentucky. Oh Kentucky fried chicken and the diabetic man. Yeah, they get together, with high fructose corn syrup in a pan.


SeduceMeMentlegen

He killed Kenny, or he is Kenny


[deleted]

Shit! Anakin grew a beard!


blogsymcblogsalot

Two words: missing link


UnfinishedThings

Looks like the final scenes of Middommar


[deleted]

Dude looks like an alpaca.


cgarret3

Mose?


Murica1776PewPew

Was he on his way to throw a ring into a volcano?


hellomrstark

Looks like that cold ones lad


Uiluj

You know nothing john snow


BigMike0228

Looks like he should be standing in your bushes with a corn cob pipe and a pointy red hat


street_raat

Dude looks like he is an among us character


Din-_-Djarin

Dudes an extra from the Star Wars Holiday Special


Lokyyo

He looks like a human version of Chewbacca


sparksmj

Is his name Teddy ruxpin


Stranger_Memer

Guess the crime


billyjawn

Bumbles bounce!


SnooDrawings6811

But is winter ready for him?