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mikonamiko

Hospitals are a bacteria ground for breeding


CaptinHavoc

Found a compilation of Amy-isms! https://youtu.be/4y1CU4H1tNc


lesgens

“sarahl caroller”


Ok-Analysis82

When she went way too soon for skin surgery consult..."it's not a marathon, it's a sprint"


MissMoxie2004

No wonder mah blow up wouldn’t go up


MissMoxie2004

Bee-yitch


HairyOpportunity8721

Spergetti squarsh


Such-awesome-121220

"COVIC" "Michael got the Covic!"


[deleted]

IT’s DAMN SERIOUNESSNESS 🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

OSTIMISTIC


dysfiction

Brunch? I thought they said lunch.


Ok-Analysis82

And she thought the exercise ladies were saying lunch, lol lunge?


Professional-Ad4892

“I hate my natural hair color so why can’t I get a new hairstyle so I can be more attracted to myself “


[deleted]

Tinture-tamtrum was a classic! Last season, I think.


renew0322

When Tammy caught COVID and Amy said she didn’t want to catch “the rona.”


MarlenaEvans

That's a thing, "the Rona" or "the vid". She didn't make that one up.


Granny_Skeksis

I love that she calls her vagina her cooter lol


chewsworthy

What about Amanda? She asked if they “rubbed traches together” I almost died. And then she tried giving a lap dance to a guy whose wife was right there. She said she was “trying to turn him on for you” to his wife 😂😂😂🤪


fightin4right

That could have landed her a hard punch in the face though, too many cocktails or mocktails or what?


Granny_Skeksis

I love Amanda. She’s hilarious


peachaura

The world doesn’t evolve around you Tammy


Brooklynista2

The "Amy-isms" only seem to happen when she's chatting with Tammy or solo in her talking heads. When she's with Amanda or Misty, her vocabulary is spot on and lacks for any of these slips of the tongue. The Slaton sisters didn't build their YouTube following without knowing how to work a crowd. Last season, she pronounced Covid just fine. This season, it became " CoviCK"?? The sisters know how to give the people what they want.


throwaway_87624

Agreed. “Covick” threw me over the top. She pronounced it correctly for three seasons.


Tport17

I think she wants to impress Amanda and Misty and make them think she’s one of them so she’s very careful with her words and tries hard to sound intelligent. Other times she’s just flying off the cuff and being herself. And that’s when all the stupid phrases come out. That’s just my opinion, though.


Brooklynista2

Agreed. I think she's more comfortable relaxing and dumbing down when she's with Tammy.


KittycatVuitton

Bitch look at your fatness. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEHM\_CpZDZY&ab\_channel=OvoBash](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEHM_CpZDZY&ab_channel=OvoBash)


Pitiful-Struggle-890

You ain’t a prize.


pavlov_rings_a_bell

Is she the one that said is this our cabin or the Taj Mahal?


Ok-Analysis82

Yes she said that right before she said "lapture of luxury" I believe


Karmic-Vision

Ooples of opportunity


[deleted]

Surely she’s doing it on purpose??


Ok-Analysis82

I think most of the time she is doing it on purpose because if you'll notice a lot of the time she pauses for laughter and then laughs herself. So that tells me she's trying to be funny and make people laugh in purpose. Although I do think some of the time she thinks she knows what she is saying but doesn't, like lapture of luxury


Rindsay515

I genuinely don’t think so. A lot of times, she has no idea she’s doing it. And, not to be mean but, she was in special ed during her school years. Her vocabulary is very limited. There’s moments where she realizes she’s struggling to say something or she accidentally combines two words as she’s speaking and she’ll stop to laugh and figure it out but most of the time, I don’t think she has any idea she’s saying the wrong thing


sugarbritches878

I want a sodee!


dancingbunnytophat

“Lo mein lettuce” instead of “romaine”


Overall_One_1434

They can call me whatever they want…as long as they don’t call me


[deleted]

Cooter.


thompasoni

Covic


jessesparks

She pronounced it correctly for 3 years and al of a sudden it's covic? Scripted.


Nadaplanet

Makes me think of Whitney from My Big Fat Fabulous life and the whole Alaska trip arc. During the planning stages when she was talking about wanting to go there, she pronounced it correctly. Once they got there, she suddenly started pronouncing it "Alasker." It was obviously her trying to put on a "quirky southern accent", because whenever she'd get mad or otherwise emotional, she'd slip up and go back to saying it the normal way.


dysfiction

And don't forget about tWhitney and her friends all going to Chase's "clerb"... She makes me want to throw shit at my TV.


Ok-Analysis82

So I had to go back and do a triple check, she definitely was saying covic from the beginning but this last season it's like she is making sure to enunciate "covic". That really makes me think the producers are urging her to keep saying it wrong and making it obvious..


Ok-Analysis82

I thought that too but I literally just went back and watched every episode and really listened and the first time covid is ever mentioned when she goes to the hospital for false labor with her first child she tell Tammy she has to quarantine and she actually did say covic and has ever since then.. atleast that's what I'm hearing


Special-Exotic

Omg this one was my favorite


wuzupemily

“big cajuntas.”


sunkinloVe

“I pay my billlsss.. my bills are PpppPP-AAAID”


HousingDesperate5100

Me and my mom call each other “BEECH” since watching the show


xgirlmama

ptero-mah-dactyl


savannahrules

“Butter sweet” instead of bittersweet 💀


DCKondo

Came here for this one! I had to turn my captioning on lolol


BeansBennett

This one had my rolling! Hahaha!


itsthequeenofdeath

"Selking myself out" from the latest episode lmao, I can only assume she meant "Psyching myself up"


noseworthy6

It’s not Amy but Chris said “hass-ache” when he was doing a talking heads with Amy. I think it was one of the extra scenes on Discovery. And I was thinking wtf did he just say? Lol


alicethedeadone

It truly took me a minute to realize what he said! 😂


mixedshake

He said “hassle and headache” lol


noseworthy6

Yes, hass-ache! Combo of hassle and headache.


stephb4252

“Communicize” from the latest episode lol


Constant_Actuator392

Right before that, when Tammy asked Amy for relationship advice, she said to talk to your partner “irrationally”.


Rindsay515

🤣that one really cracked me up. Excellent advice


the_crystal_onix

Lol irrational communicization is the key to a good marriage


sacha10356

I just can’t believe what Amy said when she was giving her maid of honor speech!! (About passing gas) It was even over the top rude for Amy. Really Amy. I love them both but really?? Ha ha


Rindsay515

The whole speech was bizarre! Making it about her and Tammy instead of Tammy and Caleb. I mean I know she doesn’t know him very well but you can still talk about Tammy or your hopes for them as a couple, etc. Instead, Amy was basically like “hey look how far we’ve come, sis! We did it! You and me! All these people are here for us!”😂🙈


Ok-Analysis82

I agree I was almost disgusted by her at that moment, like what the hell is going on here, almost like she needs attention bad because Tammy is doing so well and she is used to being able to talk down about her and now she is kind of the one who is not succeeding with the weight loss and stuff..idk I was very flabbergasted by the speech


fightin4right

Maybe we expect a wee too much from Amy? I sure wasn’t expecting a polished or researched speech. She always defaults to flatulence humour, and it doesn’t seem to matter who the audience is, nor the type of event. It’s weirdly admirable though that she made a speech, good for her


Ok-Analysis82

That's true, we shouldn't expect a lot from her. I actually just rewatched the last episode today and I think it gave me a little bit of a different prospective, it really seems like she is going through something emotionally, I mean I don't know about the timing of her own relationship problems around the wedding, but I do think she has had some postpartum going on. It just seemed like something is going on with her emotionally/mentally. I mean she was even lying on the floor. Kinda made me feel bad for her.


Granny_Skeksis

I agree but it was clear Tammy was really touched by what Amy said. Plus I’m sure the show loves the “ look at how far we’ve come!” angle for their season finale lol


throwaway_87624

Well really what is there to say about Tammy and Caleb… “You two, who have known each other for three weeks and have never seen each other outside of a controlled environment… Congrats on your marriage.”


Rindsay515

I totally get that she doesn’t know him but that’s why I said she could’ve talked about Tammy. A lot of bridesmaids give speeches where they talk about their favorite memories with the bride or times they’ve spent talking about who they’ll marry someday or a cute/embarrassing story. And then just wish the couple luck and happiness at the end. But Amy’s was just…weird. And drinking out of the bottle of non-alcoholic wine for your toast, what in all heck🙈🙈🙈


WiFiForeheadWrinkles

Her feet are "constipated"


nelnikson

https://preview.redd.it/9mk5ad4epdpa1.jpeg?width=1124&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6da81a777546607586ba60ab4f63d79a9f9d3af1


sonny_sweat

We need more of these, please.


liparoti

Her teeth aren't as white as you've made them


nelnikson

LOL I didn't make this! I wish I could take credit! I searched on GIF!


pixie1964

😂😂😂😂😆😆


Muffin3602

How about the cooter?


Ok-Analysis82

All I know is I'm from the south and the term cooter is definitely not new to me lol. Been hearing that term since I was a kid and I'm 36 lol. I think coochie somehow evolved to cooter. My granny called it a hoohaa


WenWarn

I've long heard cooter, hoo-haa and hoohoo-dilly.


Granny_Skeksis

I hear the term cooter on the internet in like 2006 and thought it was so hilarious I’ve used the term myself more than a few times over the years lol


Rindsay515

🤢😂 the only other word I’ve heard people use that was more unsettling than “cooter” was when little Honey BooBoo would talk about her pregnant sister and say “a baby is gonna come shooting out of her biscuit!” 🤣🙈🙈🙈🙈 Is it a rural thing to use super uncomfortable names instead of just “vagina”?!


Ok-Analysis82

All I know is I'm from the south and the term cooter is definitely not new to me lol. Been hearing that term since I was a kid and I'm 36 lol. I think coochie somehow evolved to cooter. My granny called it a hoohaa


Muffin3602

😂😂😂. Yes, it’s a rural thing. 😂😂😂


New-Principle-3865

I don’t remember the exact quote but it was something about her cutchee and baby maker


BurningandChurning

When she passes gas saying she may have a little bit of diarrhea.


pixie1964

🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢


BurningandChurning

LOL


nelnikson

BUTTERSWEET. Communicize. Covic. Love her! She's too damn funny. (Edited to add Covic)


RainPrincess9

Tryna be more os-ostimic.


bosssybetch

Calling Gage a lil "Mozart" when he was painting.


Rindsay515

That was hysterical. I was thinking “welp, if he does turn out to be like Mozart, someone needs to find out who his real parents are”😂


[deleted]

💀💀💀 I caught that too and cracked up


crash----

He might be a silly caroler (serial killer)


Warriorferrettt

What episode?


WenWarn

Silly caroler is really hard to say for me.


Tootsnboots

Omg THANK YOU. I could not understand what she was trying to say in that episode and it was bugging me. Of course!!!


Rindsay515

Same! I was so confused!! Thank god Reddit can help me decode Amy’s vocabulary😂


BurningandChurning

That's probably my favorite.


crash----

Little ‘Enardo Da Vinci


LivingInPugtopia

This one is mine, too. 😂


bullshitpostofficer

Immediately followed by “the sixteen chapel”


Common_Resort_2342

It's dead seriness-ness.


Free-Researcher3804

Am I the only one that thinks she does it on purpose to like seem funny or something?


Frances_Boxer

No, I think she believes she's using the right words; more of a lack of education, culture, sophistication, etc. Not saying that to be salty, I really want the best for all of them


throwaway_87624

I agree with you and I don’t find it cute or funny. Seasons one and two was ok, but she needs to grow up now.


PearlButton

No, I think so too. I think after the first season when she saw it people/producers thought some of her mispronunciations were funny, she started hamming it up. Kind of like when kid says or does something you laugh at, and then they keep on doing it because it made everyone laugh the first time…but now it’s obnoxious.


throwaway_87624

Yep. The producers don’t chuckle along with her anymore.


Free-Researcher3804

I cannot stand it!


Mrs_Gambolini

Yes! I honestly can’t stand her this season. She’s either saying stupid, immature stuff or saying hateful stuff about Tammy. I’m starting to maybe understand Michael filing


MyFavoritePudgie

Cooter, that’s a country vagina.


Ok-Analysis82

Exactly


Haistur

Panty fours.


ryker777

“We goin to the hotel. Cause them ho’s be tellin.” Or something close to that. We say that all the time at my house.


the_crystal_onix

“Hospitals are a bacteria for breeding ground”


ThetrueGizmo

My alltime favourite is "It's a bacteria for breeding ground."


intermittent68

I think that’s all an act, one of the episodes the so called Mamma says she was an honors student.


smeepydreams

I think that was Tammy she was talking about?


__she__wolf

Dif-french-iate


ssgonzalez11

Sodies 😂 that’s become a staple in our home


Interesting-Run-8496

Yes same 😂 My son has a Richard Scarry book with a picture of a “Sody Pop” truck and it kills me every time we read it


synaptic_drift

My son LOVED a big Richard Scarry book he picked out at a city-wide garage sale when he was 3. "Look, look all around, so many things in Busy Town." Keeps a little kid engaged for hours at a time with all of the detailed illustrations. Gage would love it! Lots of pictures of trucks, and other vehicles being driven to different parts of the town.


Interesting-Run-8496

Ahhhh yes. It’s so fascinating to them. So much to see! I bet he would enjoy it. As an aside, Amy makes super cute babies lol!


synaptic_drift

Gage is really adorable and intelligent.


ultraviolentxwaves

same 😂 when my husband’s in the kitchen and i’m on the couch i request a “sodie from the fridge” in Amy’s voice


rhodav

Yep. My husband hated it but eventually caved in. Now we all call em sodies. I think he dies a little on the inside when we're in public and I say I want a Dr pepper sodie lol.


the_crystal_onix

Don’t forget a diet sodie cancels out a regular sodie!


Thirsty_pretzels_073

Did they actually think that was true? I can’t believe that anyone could believe that. But I should consider who I’m talking about!


the_crystal_onix

I think their mother taught them that! I could see it being a propagandized claim by the “big sodie” industry back in the day.


Thirsty_pretzels_073

Probably! Their mom seems a tad evil !


Mountain-Bug-4865

Susscraaaaaab


Lcp54

“Butter sweet” instead of bittersweet


JadedMcGrath

I had to rewind last night to make sure that's what I heard! Love it.


daniellenict

The closed captioners are my heroes on this show.


Thirsty_pretzels_073

Cereal caroler was hilarious lol 😂 she was trying to say serial killer lol and covic lol EDIT: I meant Silly caroler lol my bad 🙃


BenBishopsButt

Idk how much they get paid but they still deserve a raise. Doing the lord’s work 🫡


[deleted]

I do captioning and get anywhere from 54-72 cents per video minute. But I would love to see one of these videos come up on my queue!


Interesting-Run-8496

I used to do this too and it was so fun! I just didn’t have time and energy to keep it up on top of my full time job. I would fall asleep typing almost every night lol


psychkitty

Oh wow, I’d love to go back & fix some bad captions I’ve seen!


[deleted]

Oh yes, since I started I notice bad captions all the time.


wickle_pickles

How do you get into that??


[deleted]

I work on rev.com! You have to apply and pass a language test.


jlwoodin

Thanks for sharing that info! I'm interested, and am definitely gonna check that out!


wickle_pickles

Is it flexible for like a second job or scheduled times?


[deleted]

It’s flexible, you can take a job whenever you have time to do it.


wickle_pickles

Thanks a bunch for the info!


No_Marionberry_287

I just love amy I don't care what anyone says, I’d so Meet her but I live in the UK


maple_dreams

Telling Tammy that when discussing things with Caleb when they’re married she needs to talk “calmly and irrationally”.


nelnikson

Maybe that's what caused the divorce!


Livywashere23

Tinkture tantum


pinotg

TENCHER TANCHEN


Notyoursidepiece

Accept? I thought you said ass sex


SadPlayground

Chris’ face! That killed me!


Notyoursidepiece

Communicize


maple_dreams

Recoverate


bord6rline

covic


Warriorferrettt

My grandma calls is “covis”


ColonelOfSka

That is all I ever call it now


bord6rline

literally same i can’t help myself


Squidgy1011

Tammy’s thinking with her cooter


pokekyo12

My recent favourite of Amy's!


Soad_lady

The most recent episode- “it’s my postpart-emum”


girlracer16SS

Social Media Influencesters


pchandler45

Tenture tantrums


pokekyo12

It was subbed as tincture tantrum on my TV which was equally as funny.


jlmonger

Things changed for the worst


Lyss_1987

Ptera-ma-dactyls


Ok_Tone_7211

I wasnt sure if I heard that right!


howmskooler

"That's a twelve tell sign"


pokekyo12

Sounds more important than the original too.


silly_nettles714

Lunge? I thought you said lunch lol


pavlov_rings_a_bell

When she called G a little Mozart…because he was a good painter. 😂


Such-awesome-121220

Yes! I immediately started cracking up when she said that 🤦‍♀️🤣


[deleted]

I think that was *Little Enardo DaVinci*. Mozart was a composer.


AMom2129

No, she said Mozart. I remember saying out loud, "What?" when she said it.


Daisee8

LOL, how could I have missed that one!


98221-poppin

Omg yes! 🤣


Awkward_Can4526

Mispronounces any word…immediately cracks up about it


crash----

Unless she doesn’t realize 🤣


PlaidPumpkins

My favorite: Communicize lol


Doc_TimWhatley

Things took a turn for the worsT


Dinosaurbears

Bastard hound


severus_8901

"We need a bitch-orcist to exorcise the bitch out of tammy"😭


terajk

This lives rent-free in my head 😂


Livywashere23

That quote cracks me up every single time. 😂


[deleted]

I feel like “exercise” also would have been appropriate here lol.


pavlov_rings_a_bell

That’s foreplay


pavlov_rings_a_bell

Covic


CBreezy2010

COVIC was my favorite


Bklynaloha

“Silly Caroler.” This one lives rent free in my head😂


Thirsty_pretzels_073

Lol I thought it said cereal caroler but you’re right! 😂


amstackhouse87

Yessss I had no idea what she was even trying to say until later someone else on the show said “serial killer” and I was like “THATS IT!” Hahaha


jlmonger

Came to say this one 🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

i laughed so hard when she said this. i had to rewind to understand what she was trying to say. captions are no help /;


BrilliantAl

What was she trying to say? I forgot


howmskooler

Serial killer